I Can Haz Nuggetz: A Fast Food How-to

• July 21st, 2008 11:35 pm ·
• 97 comments

In order to continue keeping it real, I have something to admit. Sometimes, I let my daughter eat fast food. Yes, that’s right. Fast Food. I know it’s something most mommy bloggers keep under wraps. No one is ever chatting it up about how many fries their kid ate last week. And no, my daughter doesn’t eat every day or even every week.

It’s not that I think everyone is feeding it to their child. But it’s just that no one talks about it or admits to it.

But sometimes, I do let Allie eat nuggets and french fries. Judge if you must.

Because not only do I let her eat it, sometimes I let her eat it in the car. And I have some methods for it. A tutorial, if you will:

Now, if you will admit to going through the fast food drive thru, you probably know that the nuggets and fries are usually hot. But don’t worry, cooling them is quite easy.

First, you must crank up the AC.

And then, do the unspeakable. Stick a nugget in the air vent slot. Yep. That’s right. it in the slot.

If you’re feeling like you should be efficient, put two in the vents.  That’s right, two!

While we’re at it,  does this look like a face to you?

Now, don’t stop with the nuggets. If you’re really naughty, you’ll stick some fries in there too.

Hopefully, none of yours will try to escape like the fry in the picture below.

But finally, after the ridiculously hot food cools, you can (if you choose) give them to your child.

(Also, this post was inspired by the lovely ZoeyJane.)

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