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  1. why didn’t you name me bill cosby???

    January 27, 2008
    " Lately, Allie has picked up a very interesting habit that involves completely denying her identity and claiming she is someone else. Example: "Allie, come here!" "I'm not Allie. I'm Hannah!" " What?" "Yes, I'm Hannah!" "Your name isn't Hannah. It's Allie." "Well, *insert super long pause* you SHOULD have named me Hannah!" Later that day, she was Uniqua. She was also Ava and Lucy. Every new name involved a 20 questions type game concentric to the fact ..."