category: Love & Such

“you’re going to go tell the internet. aren’t you?”
January 30, 2008
""I can't believe you told the internet about Martin* pooping on the couch," Adam said. "I know. I tell the internet A LOT of stuff. But the internet LOVED that someone had pooped on our couch," I answered. "What do you tell the internet about me?" "Oh, just little things here and there-- like shaving random spots patches of hair on your body, and I sometimes I write poems about your superior mess making ..."

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