Tweets & Sickness
- September 20th, 2009 8:16 pm
I was going to post what I’ve been up to lately, but then I’ve discovered I’ve tweeted it all. So my lazy ass is just going to feature all of my tweets that sum up the plague by which I’ve been stricken.
Okay. This one. Allie loves the CBS Monday line up as well as several other non-kid television shows. We, of course, make her leave the room or cover her eyes during inappropriate scenes/language/discussions. She has the world’s largest crush on Sheldon from Big Bang Theory. Sometimes she sits around quoting Big Bang Theory. It is priceless.
Sum up these things:
I would much rather eat glass than register to comment on a post. I would also rather eat glass than fill out a captcha. And my dream? Cold induced meds I suppose? Because when I looked in the mirror in my dream to glue the tooth back in, I was a black man, which I’m obviously not. So that was odd to say the least.
Yeah..that actually went over pretty well. But I was in a medicine induced state of high and went typing away for one of my writing jobs. I’ve been so sick for the past few days. Adam too. It’s been horrible, and we’ve basically spent the last few days laying on the living room floor and basking in sick.
I really, really wanted to hold a newborn to ease my want of one. Since I do not actually want another baby, I just like the idea of holding one. I would much rather hold a baby for 20 minutes than have one. At this point, anyway.
Yes. Have you ever noticed this? When people get up on the stage on The Price is Right and all but orgasm? I mean, they are dropping ‘O’ faces left and right up there. You can watch them practically dry hump Drew Carey all because they get to play plinko. If I’m ever that person, I want you to punch me in the face as many times as it takes to convince me it is wrong.
Nikki sent me a link to a picture of her gorgeous new baby boy to ease the degree of my baby holding. Please click over to see. This picture reaches a level of cute that everyone must see. She even offered him to me, if I wanted to jump on a plane, which is way more than you other sons of bitches have offered me. Although she was probably joking, so there’s that.
September 21st, 2009 @ 12:18 am
No joking! Epic LOVES to be held and since I have a 16 month old to go along with him he doesn’t always get what he wants. Not to mention that you’d be a welcome relief from my MIL… now she makes me want to eat glass! LOADS AND LOADS OF GLASS!
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September 21st, 2009 at 4:25 pm
@LovingDanger,
I wish that all of the people I liked on the internet lived within walking distance. for real.
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September 21st, 2009 @ 9:56 am
Twitter in and of itself is a disease, but I think it’s a good one. It better be.
Hope you’re feeling better soon!
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September 21st, 2009 at 4:25 pm
@Burgh Baby,
I’m on the upswing. My husband, however, is not, which is bad for me because he is not unlike an infant when sick.
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September 21st, 2009 @ 11:30 am
I need to print out my tweets as my scrapbook.
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September 21st, 2009 at 4:26 pm
@Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing],
I probably should, but then I might punch myself in the face because I tend to twitter utter the influence of grouch sometimes.
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September 21st, 2009 @ 5:05 pm
DUDE. i HATE registering for blogs… so much so that i used to NOT LINK THEM if they made users register.
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September 21st, 2009 @ 5:07 pm
LOLOLOL. “I mean, they are dropping ‘O’ faces left and right up there. You can watch them practically dry hump Drew Carey all because they get to play plinko.”
i’m really sorry that you and adam have been sick, but i honestly can’t stop laughing. this whole entry is hilarious. allie sounds like such a good kid — i can’t wait to watch regular shows with my own daughter (if i have one .. ever) and have fun and be real.
i love your writing!
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September 21st, 2009 @ 7:37 pm
oh my god, I love your blog! Thanks for coming by and commenting on my blog. I love new readers and I love to read new blogs!
As for the price is right…haha I laughed so hard when I read that!
Teeth dreams are not good…watch out something important may be missing or go missing.
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September 22nd, 2009 @ 9:36 am
Thats why I stopped watching The Price is Right because it got so annoying, well that and I got a job!
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September 22nd, 2009 @ 10:33 am
I want to be a professional newborn, puppy, and kitten holder.
Also, please allow the Price is Right losing horns to brighten your day. I really wish my car horn sounded like this so that I could audibly disapprove of jackass drivers:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ytCEuuW2_A
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September 24th, 2009 @ 5:34 am
I’ve often thought of doing a post like this. Maybe now I will. Sometime. When I remember.
I’m with you on the registering to comment and those stupid captchas. HATE does not even describe it adequately.
I can’t even watch Price is Right. It’s Drew Carey, people, what the hell are you so excited for?? It’s ridiculous, and embarassing to watch.
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September 26th, 2009 @ 10:40 pm
I’d rather eat glass, too. What is with that? Then some of the comments you register for your comment goes right out on twitter! WTF!? I unsubscribed to those puppies. Me no likey.
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