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  1. chapped lips & vandals

    February 25, 2009
    "My lips are so chapped: they feel as if they have been raped by sand paper. Perhaps while I was sleeping someone creeped up on me and rubbed my lips vigorously with pieces of sandpaper. I realize that sounds ridiculous, but really, if you could just see or feel my lips, you would know that they are five minutes away from falling off of my face.  The obvious suggestion is chapstick, which I have coated my ..."