Dear Electrolux
- November 17th, 2008 6:48 pm
Dear Electrolux,
While I’d like for this post/letter to be professional, I’m going to go ahead and admit that I’m writing it to tell you that I am interested in being your ho. Your ho, you say? Yes, your ho. Your Internet Ho.
You see, you won me over with your fancy commercials with the beautiful Kelly Ripa. It didn’t help that you have a stove that can boil water in 90 seconds. 90 SECONDS. That is just one minute and a half!
I am amazed.
Also, your virtual laundry room is so beautiful. I wonder if anyone actually has a laundry room that is so organized and pretty. Who cares? It is still awesome.
You see, the thing is: not only are your appliances beautiful, but your washer can do one load in 18 minutes. 18 MINUTES! SERIOUSLY? I can’t even gather the dirty laundry in my house in 18 minutes. So you can see why I am blown away by their beauty and capabilities. They add to my unnatural urge to be your ho.
Behold the beauty:
Can you blame me?
If my washer and dryer laid eyes on this washer and dryer, I think they would dive into the depths of depression. Your appliances are like the super models of appliances.
And your kitchen appliances. WOW to your kitchen appliances. The only way your range could be more appealing is if it came with someone to cook for me. Does it? Can it come with someone to cook for me? Please? NO? okay, well, I’ll still be your ho.
Behold the beauty, again:
And so Electrolux, while I am no Kelly Ripa, I am more than willing to be your ho or your pimp. You just let me know. You’ve got the goods. Your things are just so beautiful, and unfortunately, I have a sick and unnatural need for them.
The problem is that like a nerdy boy, you continue to ignore my ho-natured advances toward you. I’ve made many on twitter. I am all up in your business, Electrolux. All up in your business.
Love Always,
Amanda
PS. I’m peaking through your bedroom window tonight. Did I mention that I will be your ho? No, I didn’t? Well, I will. I’ll be your Ho, Electrolux.
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November 17th, 2008 @ 6:54 pm
First off, the laundry room and appliances are in my favorite color, ever. So I am happy to know I am not crazy for wanting a teal room with teal appliances. Derek thinks it’s insane, I think it’s completely necessary.
And if I had the electrolux appliances, I would dance around the house doing my chores just as Ripa does.
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November 17th, 2008 @ 7:38 pm
You are a good ho – I should know. My pimp hand is strong with you.
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November 17th, 2008 @ 7:51 pm
Damn girl, you’re busy these days! It’s more places I have to make time to visit.
As for Electoluxe.. I have Tivo & have never seen a commercial for them. I bet hubby’s pretty happy about it, too. I’d love me some matching appliances, though.
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November 17th, 2008 @ 7:52 pm
I love the electolux appliances and Kelly Ripa!! Although I probably would not use as much as Kelly Ripa. I lazy!
Great blog!
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November 17th, 2008 @ 8:06 pm
Can I be your co-ho??? I love their stuff too!! Those commercials with Kelly Ripa just make me drool over their appliances. I never thought a teal washer and dryer set would look good but that picture has sold me on the idea!
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November 17th, 2008 @ 8:11 pm
the BEST part about eluctrolux is that they support ovarian cancer research. hence the TEAL color of the appliances in the photos. if you ho them you need to support ovarian cancer. kelly ripa if you hear me – get in touch and come do the kohnj walk with us next year !!!
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November 17th, 2008 @ 9:07 pm
Can we start a harem? Or maybe, since I already have front loaders, I could take the stove and you could have the washer and dryer? Either way I’m happy to share.
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November 17th, 2008 @ 9:07 pm
I’m just gonna call you Harlot from here on out! Good luck with getting the new gig.
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November 17th, 2008 @ 9:36 pm
Two Hos may sell better than one…want a side kick?
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November 17th, 2008 @ 10:04 pm
That teal colored washer has me drooling. Niiiiiice.
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November 17th, 2008 @ 10:23 pm
Every ho needs a pimp. And I look pretty HAWT in velour. I’m just saying…..
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November 17th, 2008 @ 10:58 pm
I envy people with sexy appliances.
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November 17th, 2008 @ 11:40 pm
I look pretty hot in my Elvis costume, if that’ll help.
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November 17th, 2008 @ 11:45 pm
I want to throw things at Kelly Ripa every time she says she can do full loads of laundry in 18 minutes and boil water in 90 seconds.. silly skinny twit.. makes me mad..
though you do make a good plea for a ho..
lol..
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November 18th, 2008 @ 6:30 am
I swear I will never understand you women…
you go crazy about these appliances etc…
And if we men give you one of them for let’s say… Birthdays… Christmas, Valentines day, etc you go all mad on us!
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November 18th, 2008 @ 7:38 am
*whispers to himself* i wonder if i’d get lucky if i changed my name to Electrolux.
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November 18th, 2008 @ 10:22 am
I think I just creamed my pants. I LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE appliances, and these Electrolux ones really make me swoony. I keep telling my husband that my old ancient 1970’s stove has got to go! He won’t let me get rid of it til it dies! PLEASE PRAY FOR IT TO DIE!!! I want that washer and dryer set….I wonder if it comes in hot pink? LOL…
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November 18th, 2008 @ 10:40 am
That was funny!
Yeah, appliances, great stuff, when they work.
I don’t want to do without them although I keep hearing how green it is to dry your clothes outside. Uh huh. I want all the leaf dust in my sheets that I just washed to get the dirt out.
Anyway, maybe I need to sell myself to pay for a new dishwasher that doesn’t leak (or at least the repairs).
And my shredder just committed harry-carey.
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November 18th, 2008 @ 1:13 pm
Did you actually send that letter in? I’ve written some crazy prank letters to companies in the past just to see what response I get. Sometimes they even send me free crap. You should try it!
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November 18th, 2008 @ 6:16 pm
Too funny but also very true. This is how I feel about Dyson…
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November 18th, 2008 @ 7:13 pm
I’m wondering if you buy the appliances, will you start to look like Kelly Ripa?
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November 18th, 2008 @ 11:10 pm
I would pimp for Electrolux. I have a green machine from 1973, just before the body went plastic. Still works awesomely. Why mess with a good thing?
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November 19th, 2008 @ 3:16 pm
I LOVE the teal W. and D. set. And I probably would have convinced my husband to buy it had we not just bought a new set over a year ago, which is before those commercials. Damn you Kelly. You were late!
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November 19th, 2008 @ 9:46 pm
I’d be anyone’s ho for the right price. or drink.
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November 20th, 2008 @ 12:36 am
OH MY GOSH!!! I want that washer and dryer! I hope our set breaks down soon so I would have a better reason for getting them then just because I think they’re outrageously pretty.
P.S. You are a very effective ho
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November 20th, 2008 @ 10:01 pm
I just got to this post in my reader and I too want to be Electrolux’s ho. Seriously. OMG. I just did a post about their stuff last night. So. Flippin. Awesome. I want my entire kitchen decked out in Electrolux…. but unfortunately it costs about a bizillion dollars.
But it’s so sexy.
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December 7th, 2009 @ 11:06 am
Now that’s a hilarious post. You should do a video version of it and submit it to Youtube. I’m sure it would go viral.
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