Things to Think about in my absence
- October 5th, 2008 3:46 pm
During my blogging break, I have some great guest posters lined up. In case you need some insanity for your week, I’ve decided to list some of the thougths that are currently running through my head, OR thoughts that have run through my head in the past week.
- When Michelle Duggar is finished using her uterus as a baby factory, will she decide to use it as a purse? If so, will this become a trend? Uterus purses? Can I have one? Can you dye the uterus a funky color? After all, bodily tissues are awful persnickety about being dyed.
- Is her vagina a cave? If so, can people hibernate in it? or can bears (since my husband is the only human I know that hibernates)? Does she have rules and regulations about nibernation? She should consider sneaking people over the border in it. It would probably work.
- If your mother was Michelle Duggar would you grind up birth control and slip it into her food? Like Dear Mom, Shut this bitch down. Love, J-name.
- Why are things like this running through my mind when I clearly have so many other things to do/thinkabout/attend to/blah blah.
- Do you love Pauly Shore? Because I do. I love the movie Son-in-Law and the movie BioDome. I can’t help it.
- As mentioned before, I once rear ended a car. The man who got out looked just like Santa Clause and had on rainbow suspenders. It scared the shit out of me.
- Why do I have so much laundry? Is my laundry having raunchy, rabid sex with itself and manifesting new piles? If so, I think I will go into the sock business.
- I’ve never owned a Tie-Dyed t-shirt, but I have always wanted one.
The End. I hope you all have a great week and enjoy my guest posters. And enter the giveaway!
October 5th, 2008 @ 4:20 pm
Someone needs to send you a tye-dye shirt, but only after your laundry gets on birth control because the new tye-dye might get down and “dirty” with some flannel plaids and then ALL hell will break out.
Rheas last blog post..Cracked up
October 5th, 2008 @ 4:50 pm
Best line ever by one of the Duggar children, “Well, our mom is usually pregnant…”
Rhis last blog post..Friday Bullets: I’m only happy when it rains edition
October 5th, 2008 @ 4:59 pm
I bought a tye-dye shirt in the Caribbean. It has Tweety on it and Tweety has dreadlocks. Love it. People stare at it.
I think the birds setting up housekeeping in my garage need birth control.
ReformingGeeks last blog post..Who are you and what have you done with my husband?
October 5th, 2008 @ 5:33 pm
My kids and I all have tye-ye shirts, I love them. Michelle Duggar freaks me out. Just think of how much weight in placentas they’ve thrown away from that woman. The could probably feed a third world country with it. I know, gross but true.
I loved Pauly Shore when I was younger but now he gets on my nerves. I guess he’s still coooool, bud-deyyyyyyyyy!
Caseys last blog post..Lions And Tigers And Bears
October 5th, 2008 @ 5:53 pm
Have a great break!!!
~K
Kels last blog post..Fractional Friday
October 5th, 2008 @ 6:45 pm
Wait, is she pregnant again? Great. Now I have to catch up on the Duggar family.
MomBabes last blog post..Puppy
October 5th, 2008 @ 10:55 pm
It’s my hope the Duggers just name that newest kid “J-name”. That would be awesome! Then I just hope they let that uterus of hers breath for a couple years.
October 5th, 2008 @ 11:23 pm
I’m actually a fan of Encino man myself.
Misss last blog post..She keeps inviting me back….
October 8th, 2008 @ 1:30 pm
I will surely miss you. I used to have Encino Man memorized practically word for word, and I used to own and wear out in public several tie dye clothing. I am officially a complete and utter N.E.R.D.
And who is Michelle Dugger and why am I not in the loop???
Mrs. Kittys last blog post..Let me introduce you
October 8th, 2008 @ 1:31 pm
Ok, I googled her and totally know who she is. Couldn’t let you think that I was an ignorant nerd!
Mrs. Kittys last blog post..Let me introduce you
October 11th, 2008 @ 5:35 pm
My oldest dtr and her husband won a trip to a Broadway show in New York. When they got home they called, she sounded like she had been crying, I asked what was wrong, she said that she was pregnant and didn’t want to be at all. I asked about birth control, part of my kept thinking that this was a telephone joke, she said that oddly enough they used 3 forms of birth control, the pill which she was taking and forgot that the antibiotics that she was on would mess those up, so she got some vaginal cream. At the last minute on the way back to the hotel her husband picked up some condoms too. This had to be a joke, 3 kinds of birth control and a pregnancy???, they both got the giggles and I relaxed how funny (or not). Then they said, “sorry, it is just so silly to use so much and nothing worked”, it was not a joke, baby #3 was on the way, it was hysterical laughter. I couldn’t take another call like that again.