Allie’s been Drawing Boobies at Preschool?
- September 17th, 2008 5:17 pm
“Um, do you think it is weird that Allie’s been drawing boobs with tattoos on them at school,” Adam asked.
“WHAT!?! She has not,” I responded, mostly in a pleasant state of disbelief.
“Yeah, she drew some boobs during drawing time. They have tattoos on them and everything,” He replied as he handed me her doodling paper.
“I’m not really all that concerned,” I replied.
“Why not?? SHE IS DRAWING TATTOOED BOOBS! We should be concerned.”
“Not to be rude, but those aren’t boobs. They’re upside down smiley faces. I should be concerned that you thought they were tattooed boobies. Seriously?”
“I still think they’re tattooed boobs,’ he shot back.
“Keep thinking it, Mister. Keep thinking it.”
September 17th, 2008 @ 5:22 pm
Nice…that is funny.
[Reply]
September 17th, 2008 @ 5:25 pm
I think they’re little piggy faces.
Rhis last blog post..Things you should go look at
[Reply]
September 17th, 2008 @ 5:30 pm
yep, i second the piggy faces.
[Reply]
September 17th, 2008 @ 5:31 pm
Bwahahahahahahaha. We know who needs some therapy in your house………snicker.
JaniceNWs last blog post..My House is Back Tonight!!!!
[Reply]
September 17th, 2008 @ 5:41 pm
Boys. Humph. They see boobies EVERYWHERE.
(do you know long I laughed before getting the ability to type this?)
Honeybells last blog post..The Story of Honeybell and Her First Boyfriend Is Old Enough to Drink Beer
[Reply]
September 17th, 2008 @ 5:46 pm
I think this is absolutely hilarious! Regardless of what they really are
LMAO
Jacklyns last blog post..New Shampoo
[Reply]
September 17th, 2008 @ 6:01 pm
OMG that is too funny and how sweet. Funny how we see things totally different from kids usually because we’re holding their artwork upside down. Been there! Funny!
Naturals last blog post..EntreCard Therapy
[Reply]
September 17th, 2008 @ 6:02 pm
ps. i just joined twitter, will add you if that’s okay.
Naturals last blog post..EntreCard Therapy
[Reply]
September 17th, 2008 @ 6:20 pm
Ha Ha!!! That is too funny!!! All boys think of are boobs so that is what they will see!!!
Amys last blog post..Our Other Home!!
[Reply]
September 17th, 2008 @ 6:22 pm
I kinda think it looks like Yo Gabba Gabba.. but that is only because I don’t have boobs and I watch way to many mind numbing kid shows..
Kims last blog post..Wordless Wednesday – All About The Boy & His Blankie
[Reply]
September 17th, 2008 @ 6:32 pm
Totally a smiley face…or actually I think she is rather advanced and drawing little pigs. You should be quite proud!
Men, they have a one track mind.
Blessings From Aboves last blog post..Preemie Adventures
[Reply]
September 17th, 2008 @ 6:38 pm
Love it!!! Men … Sometimes, they’re just slightly larger and stronger than the boys we all knew is seventh grade.
The pics were totally cute, by the way.
~Brea
Brea in Texass last blog post..it never rains, but pours
[Reply]
September 17th, 2008 @ 6:40 pm
THat’s so funny!
Jennifers last blog post..Ewww!
[Reply]
September 17th, 2008 @ 6:58 pm
Seriously? Adam’s got a rather vivid imagination, doesn’t he?
[Reply]
September 17th, 2008 @ 7:05 pm
PAH!
Maybe only a mom can see it, since most kids start out writing a lot of letters upside down…. Or? Maybe Adam’s just awesome.
maggie, dammits last blog post..up for air
[Reply]
September 17th, 2008 @ 7:18 pm
You can TELL those aren’t boobs! There is absolutely no sag. Depending on the model, of course. but even the PERKIEST boobs have offcenter nippies.
lceels last blog post..The Great Bloggy Bling Orgy – Day 3 not Last
[Reply]
September 17th, 2008 @ 7:22 pm
Tattooed Boobs…sounds like the name of a band!
Jamies last blog post..The Economics Of First Grade
[Reply]
September 17th, 2008 @ 7:31 pm
LOL! I’m with him – I think they’re boobs. With tattoo snakes on them.
Marias last blog post..Commenting 101
[Reply]
September 17th, 2008 @ 8:06 pm
Men..they always think it’s some part of the female anatomy!
~K
Kels last blog post..The hardest job…
[Reply]
September 17th, 2008 @ 8:20 pm
Dude, of course he saw Boobies, he’s a boy
Bwaaahaaa haa haa haa haa haa
Thanks for the giggles, that’s just too darn funny.
rachels last blog post..After the storm: Wordless Wednesday
[Reply]
September 17th, 2008 @ 8:27 pm
My stepson did that in preschool and kindergarten!!!! We still have the pictures hanging up on the wall.
[Reply]
September 17th, 2008 @ 8:52 pm
Ya, I totally saw post-augmentation boobs. Is that the Freudian slip of a lifetime, or what?
Zoeyjanes last blog post..On being thankful
[Reply]
September 17th, 2008 @ 9:01 pm
He must be a fan of Redneck Mommy!
[Reply]
September 17th, 2008 @ 9:05 pm
Good thing she wasn’t drawing snakes. He’d lock her up until she’s 40!
Mrs. Schmittys last blog post..Senate Bill 1738—The PROTECT Our Children Act
[Reply]
September 17th, 2008 @ 9:05 pm
Hi, I found your blog on this new directory of WordPress Blogs at blackhatbootcamp.com/listofwordpressblogs. I dont know how your blog came up, must have been a typo, i duno. Anyways, I just clicked it and here I am. Your blog looks good. Have a nice day. James.
[Reply]
September 17th, 2008 @ 9:07 pm
What a silly man.
I agree that they look like piggy faces.
Grey Streets last blog post..ISFJ (Jung Typology Test)
[Reply]
September 17th, 2008 @ 9:14 pm
I think they are Pigs with Lipstick!
morethananelectricians last blog post..Review: Extended Stay America
[Reply]
September 17th, 2008 @ 10:04 pm
Well, if the noses were further south, they could be MY boobs.
[Reply]
September 17th, 2008 @ 10:07 pm
I bet when I was in preschool I probably drew boobs with tattoos on them.
Just thought I’d share.
Tranny Heads last blog post..Parental Underwear
[Reply]
September 17th, 2008 @ 10:17 pm
Boobs… with Tatoos? Don’t think Tatoos. If your boobs are anything like mine, and she’s seen yours, then she’s drawing ….
BOOBS WITH STRETCH MARKS.
Texan Mamas last blog post..Musings about Food
[Reply]
September 17th, 2008 @ 11:13 pm
Boobies with tattoos? I can see the boobies, but the tattoos? Who the hell gets a squiggly line and two dots tatted on their tatties?
[Reply]
September 17th, 2008 @ 11:28 pm
Those are TOTALLY boobies. Maybe after-breastfeeding boobies?
Angellas last blog post..I Don’t Need It. I Don’t Need It.
[Reply]
September 18th, 2008 @ 2:00 am
LMAO at the earless piggies or big nosed smiley faces. Either way the story is hilarious and once again I’m thinking to myself “your poor husband.”
The Flirty Girls last blog post..Ready to Propose
[Reply]
September 18th, 2008 @ 4:57 am
Hee hee – my son kept drawing my “china”!
Lauras last blog post..Wordless Wednesday – Week 2
[Reply]
September 18th, 2008 @ 5:28 am
They never get their minds out of the gutter do they? hee hee.
calicobebops last blog post..Guilty Pleasures
[Reply]
September 18th, 2008 @ 7:26 am
Upside down boobies? The drawing of boobies is funny and cute, but upside down? Where in the world did she get that idea? Allie cracks me up.
Dingos last blog post..Crissy’s Boobies
[Reply]
September 18th, 2008 @ 8:00 am
hahahaha… Piggies, I agree. What a great moment
[Reply]
September 18th, 2008 @ 8:04 am
I think Adam is onto something here….
Lances last blog post..Cheerful Wins!
[Reply]
September 18th, 2008 @ 8:11 am
Dingo,
Actually, he was just holding the paper upside down. haha.
-Amanda
[Reply]
September 18th, 2008 @ 8:58 am
That is hilarious! I love that you posted the picture, too, for the full effect.
Missy @ Marketing Mamas last blog post..Alex bakes a cake.
[Reply]
September 18th, 2008 @ 9:24 am
Just like a man!!! That is hilarious!!!
Mandys last blog post..Go Sadie Bug, It’s your Birthday!!!
[Reply]
September 18th, 2008 @ 10:04 am
It is apparent that men never get over their delight in all things boobie.
Koris last blog post..A To Do List
[Reply]
September 18th, 2008 @ 10:17 am
i would probably think those were boobs too.
heh.
alis last blog post..I…
[Reply]
September 18th, 2008 @ 10:18 am
Are there examples around for her to see?!?
Helens last blog post..Thursday Thirteen #7
[Reply]
September 18th, 2008 @ 11:12 am
Careful. One day, little Allie’s gonna grow up, and read through mommy’s blog archives and realize just how much she fancies the idea of getting boob tattoos. “Tattoobs”, if you will.
[Reply]
September 18th, 2008 @ 12:32 pm
My son is in preschool too…and draws smiley faces just like that.
Men…it’s all about the boobs for them!!
Ashlie- MommyCosms last blog post..Things to do before I leave for Blog World Expo
[Reply]
September 18th, 2008 @ 12:51 pm
Men are pervs. Logan drew a picture of Brian once, and Brian swore up and down it was a penis…DA.
[Reply]
September 18th, 2008 @ 1:12 pm
Not to take his side or anything but they do kind of look like tattooed boobs.
But they also look like piggy faces. Which really kind of disturbs me… You know, because we may all be walking around with piggy faces instead of boobs under our shirts.
WickedStepMoms last blog post..The Next Generation of Snark
[Reply]
September 18th, 2008 @ 1:53 pm
That is too funny! I was trying to think of where she would’ve gotten a mental picture of tattooed boobs. (Eve, maybe? Or is there something you’re not telling us?)
[Reply]
September 18th, 2008 @ 4:41 pm
I think Adam needs to go take an ink blot test to see how his brain is computing images. Clearly, he’s a focused man.
Mrs. Kittys last blog post..FYI
[Reply]
September 18th, 2008 @ 4:44 pm
Don’t all guys think about boobies. Yep, upside-down smilies.
Tara R.s last blog post..A new start and heroes
[Reply]
September 18th, 2008 @ 7:38 pm
Oh mah holy hell. You ARE married to my husband the boob-addict.
[Reply]
September 18th, 2008 @ 11:09 pm
at least she’s not drawing tattoo’d penis’s?
HA HA HA HA HA.
so so funny.
have a good weekend!
:]
heathers last blog post..Thursday Thirteen: Customers
[Reply]
September 19th, 2008 @ 3:04 am
Ha ha boobies. I would have never imagined a booby with a smiley-face tattooed on it with the nipple as the nose.
Until now.
Thanks!
[Reply]
September 19th, 2008 @ 7:13 am
The kid wants bacon. Hence the piggies.
The man wants… I think you know.
Kelleys last blog post..That kid will go far in life…
[Reply]
September 19th, 2008 @ 7:30 am
now that is definitely a dad thing! that’s why they have us, to bring them back down a notch and assure them that it is all a-ok!
(wow, she draws a really good circle though!)
ashs last blog post..Please Send Prayers
[Reply]
September 19th, 2008 @ 10:03 am
They kind of look like penis heads. (sorry) lol No really, I love how much the interpretation says about the person.
Rheas last blog post..Fizzing Thoughts
[Reply]
September 19th, 2008 @ 11:21 am
If he thought the smiles were tatoos, what were the eyes supposed to be?
above average joes last blog post..Hope
[Reply]
September 19th, 2008 @ 11:30 am
Stumbled you… Those boobs look strangely familiar to me!
nutmegs last blog post..Filch It Friday and a Give-away
[Reply]
September 19th, 2008 @ 11:50 am
My husband would have thought of boobs, where as I totally thought they looked like smiley faces/piggy faces.
Jessicas last blog post..My sense of humor..
[Reply]
September 19th, 2008 @ 3:53 pm
What a BOY!
[Reply]
September 19th, 2008 @ 11:23 pm
Which just goes to prove that men only have one thing on their minds.
Karens last blog post..It’s An Uphill Battle
[Reply]
September 20th, 2008 @ 6:09 pm
yet another illustration of “You see what you want to see”… so punch the little perv out and be done with it…
too harsh? nah, I think not.
J/
goteemans last blog post.."If You Want Me To" by Ginny Owens
[Reply]
September 20th, 2008 @ 6:16 pm
woops, my bad… thought he was the guy at preschool… now re-reading, I figure he’s maybe the husband? If so, forget the “smack the perv” comment, and substitute “I’ll show you what boobies look like, big man…” … should end the discussion permanently…
;-D
J/
goteemans last blog post.."If You Want Me To" by Ginny Owens
[Reply]
September 20th, 2008 @ 9:49 pm
How funny!!!
JMBMOMMYs last blog post..Date Report
[Reply]
September 20th, 2008 @ 11:17 pm
My eldest went through a phase of drawing stick figures with gigantic boobies. But she was breastfed and saw/sees her sisters getting nursed, so it makes sense on that level.
I don’t even think these look like boobies upside down, though.
Sabras last blog post..I shouldn’t laugh. But I am.
[Reply]
September 20th, 2008 @ 11:57 pm
That’s a funny story and yes, some guys do see boobies (.)(.) every where.
Pinyos last blog post..Weekend Reading: September 21, 2008
[Reply]
September 21st, 2008 @ 8:41 pm
I totally thought they were boobs too, sorry. The smiley faces make way more sense, phew!
Caseys last blog post..The Forgotten Child
[Reply]
September 21st, 2008 @ 9:38 pm
Not only are those boobies, those are MY boobies! Where do you live anyway? (I need to wear a bra more often.)
Sprite’s Keepers last blog post..Winners and Losers
[Reply]
September 23rd, 2008 @ 6:54 pm
That is a RIOT!
Thanks for stopping by my blog last week. (Yes, I’m running a bit behind.)
Rebecca (Ramblings by Reba)s last blog post..Teeth and other things that drive me crazy…
[Reply]
November 25th, 2008 @ 9:18 am
HAHA! Yeah they didn’t look like boobies to me, although I don’t think I would have put together the upside down smilies either. That’s why you’re the momma, though!
Kristans last blog post..I’m in love…
[Reply]
November 25th, 2008 @ 2:23 pm
Tattooed boobs, really? I call shenanigans on that all day. Even upside down, they don’t even look like boobs. I think Allie’s teacher has been hitting the crack pipe @ breakfast.
cheap glassess last blog post..Cheap Glasses: How to Get Them & Care for Them
[Reply]