The Celebrity Five: Read ‘em and Weep
- August 1st, 2008 10:46 pm
I’m not sure if you familiar of the Celebrity 5 concept. If you’re a Friends fan, I’m sure you are, but if you’re not (which would be insane), the celebrity 5 is basically the five celebrities that you had a thing for. Maybe you’d like to do the dirty with them, converse heavily with them, or maybe you just want to hold their hand while drooling over them. Either way, I’m sure you have a celebrity 5. Don’t act like you don’t. Here’s mine:
Wentworth Miller: If the name isn’t gorgeous enough, look at his beautiful face. Just look at it. Ah, it’s magnificent. The Prison Break star is so adorable. And there’s just something about the name. If he went by some attrocious name, I’m almost positive his face could carry him beautiful place.
Johnny Knoxville: Sure Johnny Knoxville got famous by doing wild stunts and tricks. And maybe sometimes he does look as if he might smell. But he is still beautiful. And he is still part of my celebrity five. I just admire a guy that will put a steak in his underwear and crawl over an alligator pit, and still manage to be pretty intelligent. and this picture –> (wow!)
Patrick Dempsey: Oh, Patrick Dempsey. I loved him even back when he was a fugly teen in ‘Can’t Buy Me Love’. There’s just something about his voice, his candor, and how nice he looks in a white lab coat on Grey’s Anatomy. My adoration for him grew even more when I started reading articles on how he embraced fatherhood, and saw pictures of him holding his newborn twins. Patrick Dempsey, *rawr*.
Will Smith: I’ve loved Will Smith since the first episode I watched of Fresh Prince of Bel Air. He’s another family man. He looks nice. Very nice. He seems charming. He’s Will Smith, and he’s on my celebrity 5.
Channing Tatum:
Just let that photo sink in for a while. He’s Channing Tatum. He can dance. He is beautiful. I’m sorry I don’t have gobs of sophisticated things to say about him. But have you seen this man? Beautiful, I tell you. Bee-you-tee-full.
And here’s the important part: I need to know your celebrity five. Come on, you know you want to list them. Don’t act like you don’t have any. Even just one counts.
August 1st, 2008 @ 10:53 pm
I did mine! The laminated list waayyy back in the day. I’d show you, but linking your own post in someone else’s blog is super tacky.
Mine tops were Jonathan Rhys-Meyers and Joaquin Phoenix. Touch them and die. I call dibs. I will demand any comments following me that mention them be DELETED!!
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August 1st, 2008 @ 10:55 pm
‘Mine tops’? Really Maria??
Wow.
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August 1st, 2008 @ 10:56 pm
Damnitt.
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August 1st, 2008 @ 10:57 pm
When I was 14 I loved River Phoenix so much I went Vegan for him for 2 whole months. (Yes, I was very, very lame.)
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August 1st, 2008 @ 10:59 pm
Who is this Channing fellow? And why haven’t I found him?
I did my Laminated List a few months ago: http://awholelotofnothing.net/my-laminated-list/
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August 1st, 2008 @ 11:01 pm
dude! that was some nice eye candy!
1. I was just plurking about my involuntary gasping every time I see Orlando Bloom…no matter who’s in ear-shot.
2. Mark Wahlburg (breath quickens) seems smart and sexy
3. Will Smith …love the family man, funny guy, fun dance songs, and all-around good-lookin’ guy
4. Bridget from Girls Next Door…I sooooo want to be BFFs with her…she seems so sweet and funny and so not like the girls I knew in Jr. & Sr. High, or college for that matter…LOL
5. Half the Cast of “Ocean’s Eleven” because I’ve been drinking and can’t decide between George Clooney, Brad Pitt, or Matt Damon…or Ben Affleck (by proxy through his BFF Matt).
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August 1st, 2008 @ 11:20 pm
George Clooney, Jude Law, Brad Pitt, Keanu Reeves.
And the #1 hottest guy on the planet…..DAVID BECKHAM. Yummy!!!
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August 1st, 2008 @ 11:39 pm
Ok, ok, you’ve totally inspired me. I’m going to do this post first thing tomorrow, no matter how much the hubs yells as me to get off the computer on a Saturday. So then it’ll be your fault when I get into trouble.
See that? Shifting blame? I’m all about it.
~Brea
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August 1st, 2008 @ 11:59 pm
Oh dear. I think mine’s embarrassing…
1. Orlando Bloom. He’s just too gorgeous to leave off the list. Have you SEEN Troy? The scene where it’s all Orly from his head down to just-before-the-jewels. Yes. I love it.
2. Chris Meloni aka Elliot from Law and Order:SVU. I know he’s old enough to be my dad. I have a problem. But he’s still so hot. That smile – kills me everytime!
3. Viggo Mortensen. Another man old enough to be my dad. Another man hot enough to not make me care.
4.Um, that guy who played Mr. Darcy in the Kiera Knightly Version of Pride and Prejudice. Or if I could just have Mr. Darcy from that movie.
5. Christian Bale. I don’t think I need to elaborate.
=)
Fun post, thanks!
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August 2nd, 2008 @ 12:01 am
Oh, damn! I forgot Jude Law. JUDE LAW in any movie, ever. Since the dawn of time. Even Cold Mountain.
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August 2nd, 2008 @ 12:18 am
LOL, you are funny, I love this blog already……. right on the edge aren’t ya?
ha ha….
I got a normal blog, but maybe I got some ’stuff’ every once in a while….
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August 2nd, 2008 @ 12:22 am
Always and forever, Harry Connick, Jr.
And, to make the other side of the happy Tara sandwich, John Krasinski. Hot, hot, HOT. And he’s mine all mine.
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August 2nd, 2008 @ 2:24 am
You know who’s on mine.
And I’m happy to see that “he” is not on yours. Or I would have to shake a fist and spit a scroll of (#@*&$(*&#@($& at you!
Though, Knoxville is getting hotter and hotter the more you talk about him. Rar.
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August 2nd, 2008 @ 2:29 am
You have superb tast, superb!
Me and Wentworth, we are tight… ok well in my dreams! Even if he is possibly gay, I still want to be on him!
So
1. Wentworth Miller- It’s his eyes that do it for me!
2. Justin Timberlake- He’s so damn hot that I will look past the fact that I would be taking Brittany’s sloppy seconds.
3. Patrick Dempsey- Even though all his lines are scripted I just think everything he says in wonderful, and his voice it is so soothing!
4. Heath Ledger- So yes, I realize he is dead which does break my heart a little bit less everyday but man was he charming…
5. Quinton Jackson- Ok so I know it’s weird, he’s a MMA fighter, and he’s all gansta and shit, but he can throw me around anytime he likes! Wow that was corny!
Is it bad that I picked NONE of these guys for the intellect or anything other than sex appeal?
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August 2nd, 2008 @ 2:45 am
I took a sammich break to tell you that I obviously need to do this list in a more extended format. But if I had to choose a top five, which included ONLY five?
1. Angelia Jolie. After she’s back to fighting weight. Yes, I said it. She’s crazy (ish), yo. Crazy=fun in the bedroom. And the bathroom, and the living room, and the back yard…
2. Jared Leto (circa My So Called Life). Layered shirts, a choker, hair long enough to pull. Meow.
3. Eminem (in 8 Mile and ONLY then). He had me at pinned up against heavy machinery.
4. Jason Mraz. He sings, he writes, he thinks, he’s a health nut, he’s horny. He’s got it all…
5. Ed Norton (in American History X). This is the lumpiest I’ve ever wanted to go (all the way with) and then, he cleans up so nice.
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August 2nd, 2008 @ 2:47 am
ps. there’s a gay boy that works at my local starbux that is almost the spitting image of wentworth. SPITTING image.
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August 2nd, 2008 @ 6:17 am
I’ll be the first guy to say my top five, and hopefully I can do this without appearing sexist.
1) Scarlett Johannson
2) Marisa Tomei
3) Katherine Heigl
4) Kate Hudson
5) Natalie Portman
… and pretty much in that order, too.
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August 2nd, 2008 @ 7:50 am
I’m going to borrow the first two…Viggo Mortensen and Christian Bale. Then I’ll add Robert Patterson (I know, I know), young Cary Grant (heehee), and my number one is Adrien Brody, which is apparently GHASTLY to some people, but I can’t http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v30/green_queen/Stuff/Kong/brodyspam13.jpghttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v30/green_queen/Stuff/Kong/brodyspam13.jpg“>help myself.
I’m actually not a fan of friends, but I had heard of this…I just never took the time to do it before. LOL
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August 2nd, 2008 @ 8:05 am
I *just* did this post, and I looove yours. Thoroughly approve. It should be the post that links below, but just in case:
5) Spike from “Buffy” (James Marsters): vampire hawtness
4) Patrick Stewart (Capt. Picard from Star Trek): aw yeah, love the hot grandfather look…
3) Peter Sarsgaard
2) David Duchovny
1) Christopher Meloni: the man who makes me want to do dirty things I’d never even heard of before; as “emily” said above, that smile! that body! those eyes! *drool*
And oh yeah, I’m Jordan! Hi! I’m a pretty new blogger, but I’ve been reading yours for a few months. It regularly makes me spit drinks and make my co-workers think that I’m silently sobbing while I stifle my laughter. Nice to “meet” you! Apparently I like to start all introductions with a giant overshare, as above.
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August 2nd, 2008 @ 8:11 am
Patrick Dempsey – I too was hooked at Can’t Buy Me Love. I also love his dress shirt untucked / v-neck sweater look he always wears.
Gerard Butler – Scottish and can sing…need I say more?!?
Colin Firth – will watch him read the telephone book!
Jeffrey Dean Morgan – that smile!
Ewan MacGregor – would not throw him out for the bed for eating crackers! He’s cute but really I’m in love with his singing voice, there’s just something about the tone of it!
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August 2nd, 2008 @ 8:12 am
Oh my. What a yummy way to start a Saturday morning. Yuuuuuummmmmm….
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August 2nd, 2008 @ 9:25 am
I’m allowed 2… one movie boyfriend and one TV boyfriend…
James Marsden – Movie Boyfriend – He’s just got this boyish charm about him… soooooo hot!
David Boreanaz – TV Boyfriend – Otherwise known as Angel. Nobody does broody like David.
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August 2nd, 2008 @ 9:28 am
James Franco. John Krasinski/Jim Halpert from the Office, Matthew Fox and Josh Holloway/Jack & Sawyer from LOST, and Dermot Melroney.
I was going to say “what a way to start the weekend,” but considering I went outside early this morning and sat on my doorstep watching the hot roofer guy working on the building next door, I guess my weekend has already gotten a hot start
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August 2nd, 2008 @ 9:54 am
Ummm….so many, so many.
1. Heath Ledger: Why did he have to leave us so soon?
2. Eric Bana: Did you see him in Troy or The Other Boleyn Sister? HOT!
3. Hugh Jackman: I love me some Wolverine!
4. Sawyer from LOST: I’d love to be stuck on an island with him.
5. James Franco: Tristann and Isolde. Sooooo HOT!
OK, got to go take a cold shower now…
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August 2nd, 2008 @ 9:57 am
I’m an O.M. (older mom), so some of my guys have remained on my top 5 list for years….
So don’t hate – appreciate my choices…
(even if some of them may have gray hair ‘down there’!
1. Harrison Ford
2. Matthew McConaughey
3. Josh Holloway
4. Tom Selleck
5. David Beckham
Jackie
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August 2nd, 2008 @ 10:29 am
Looks like I’m only the second guy to do mine (… that didn’t come out so good… damn, it again):
1) Charlize Theron. hot,hot. give me a moment…
2) Jennifer Love Hewitt
3) Jessica Alba
4) Eva Longoria Parker
5) Elizabeth Hurley
This took me 20 minutes to type. Lack of blood to the brain…
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August 2nd, 2008 @ 12:29 pm
HMOG I loooooooove Celebrity Five lists. It’s so interesting to see who other people pick! Here are mine:
1.) Christian Bale. Jesus, Mary and Joseph. Shower scene. ‘American Psycho’. SWOON.
2.) Jason Bateman. I’ve loved you since your days on ‘Silver Spoons’. ‘Arrested Development’ only rekindled my love for you. If you are not available to love me at this time, I would settle for Justine. JUST SAYIN’.
3.) Liev Schreiber. HAWT.
4.) Christopher Meloni. God almighty. If he’s on your list you need to drop everything you’re doing and get your hands on a copy of ‘OZ’, STAT.
5.) John Krasinski. OK, so he totally breaks my self-imposed rule of being attracted to anyone younger than my brother (Because? Creepy.) But! He only breaks it by a couple of months so GAME ON. He’s so cute and regular-seeming. HEART!
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August 2nd, 2008 @ 12:57 pm
Too bad 2 of your 5 is gay and would want nothing to do with you or any other woman.
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August 2nd, 2008 @ 5:24 pm
Do you remember when Wentworth Miller was in the Gap campaign and they had his beautiful face plastered all over the stores? And I so wanted to ask the manager what they did with those posters when they took them down. Because I was not above plastering one on my bedroom ceiling. So obviously, he’s 1.
2. Will Smith
3. Ian McMahon
3. Jonathan Rhys-Meyers
4. Matt Damon
5. Sean Connery (yes the old one)
If we were doing sports stars, I’d have a whole other list…
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August 2nd, 2008 @ 5:26 pm
Oh hell, I just noticed that I did 3 twice. And they are both dark haired, accent sporting hotties, maybe my subconcious is letting me know I’m wanting to be in a sandwich too.
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August 2nd, 2008 @ 6:19 pm
Tracy,
Without regard to sexual orientation, I am sure they’d appreciate me (and the likes of other women) drooling over them. Too bad your email address is fake as hell.
-Amanda
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August 2nd, 2008 @ 6:36 pm
When I was 13 or 14, Haley Mills created such a feeling of melancholy in me I can still feel it – almost 50 years later. The melancholy arose out of knowing that there was no way on God’s earth I was ever going to meet her, or kiss her or wrap her up in my arms and carry her away. But I sure would like to have tried.
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August 2nd, 2008 @ 7:11 pm
It’s on! We’re going to the mat over Wentworth Miller. Those eyes – whoo boy! Then I’ll have to go with Matt Damon, George Clooney, Johnny Depp and I’ll use Orlando Bloom as my boy toy:)
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August 2nd, 2008 @ 8:04 pm
Mmmmm YUM.E.
Numero UNO as in I love him and my life plan is to leave The Man and woo him away from his family and we move to a deserted island and do…well, you can imagine: Patrick Dempsey.
And then in no particular order because seriously, if I can’t have my Patty Cake, what’s the point?
2. Tom Selleck
3. Viggo Mortensen
4. Harrison Ford
5. Young Sylvester Stallone
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August 2nd, 2008 @ 8:57 pm
Christopher Meloni…if he ever leaves Law & Order:SVU, I will too.
Taye Diggs.
Jimmy Smits…he’s been on my hunk list for a very long time.
Out. Of. Breath.
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August 2nd, 2008 @ 9:23 pm
I don’t know if I could come up with 5. I’m just not a celebrity loving kind of chick.
I do love Mark Consuelo, and Ice Cube (WITHOUT the ‘fro).
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August 2nd, 2008 @ 9:23 pm
Thank you for giving me something to blog about! That was fun.
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August 2nd, 2008 @ 9:49 pm
Might just have to leave this page open for a while. Just so I can keep coming back and drool.
Day-um. You have some great taste in eye candy.
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August 2nd, 2008 @ 10:01 pm
In no particular order:
Robert Downey Jr., in Iron Man
Ewan McGregor, in Moulin Rouge!
Harrison Ford, in Indiana Jones (the early ones)
Natalie Portman, in Garden State
Scarlett Johannsen, no matter what she does
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August 2nd, 2008 @ 10:26 pm
I shall post mine for you on the blog next week. Photos and all.
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August 3rd, 2008 @ 10:55 am
Patrick Dempsey moved up to the top when I heard he started a Cancer center in his mother’s honor and works there regularly.
H-O-T.
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August 3rd, 2008 @ 12:35 pm
Orlando Bloom. Especially ‘Lord of the Rings’ Orlando Bloom. Wow.
Colin Farrell – although sometimes, his wild boy ways turn me off a little.
Ewan McGregor – Apparently, I like accents.
Dane Cook
Brad Pitt
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August 3rd, 2008 @ 7:22 pm
Here’s five, but it took me a while to come up with them.
In no particular order:
Brad Pit
Timmy Curry
Denzel Washington
Jason Priestly
Sig Hansen- of Deadliest Catch fame
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August 4th, 2008 @ 11:30 am
I just did mine 2 posts ago but I didn’t realize it was only supposed to be 5. I did 10.
http://thelifeandtimesofaec.blogspot.com/2008/07/whos-on-your-list.html
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August 4th, 2008 @ 12:43 pm
1. David Duchovny
2. Brad Pitt
3. Paul Walker
4. Will Smith
5. Orlando Bloom
Now it’s time to turn down the heat in here and get my butt back to work!!
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August 4th, 2008 @ 1:51 pm
I did it too…
http://fleadlure.blogspot.com/2008/08/laminated-list.html
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August 5th, 2008 @ 11:35 am
in no particular order..
1. Channing Tatum (She’s the Man & Step-Up)
2. Robert Hoffman III ( She’s the Man & Step-Up 2)
3. Wentworth Miller
4. David Anders (Sark on Alias)
5. David Boreanaz (Angel & Bones)
Yummy!
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August 7th, 2008 @ 4:12 pm
OMG. Are you my twin? B/c i soooo love wentworth, johnny, and patrick. I drool, regularly. RAWR is right!!!
I just posted my celebrity girl crush listing. i planned on doing my guys next, so ill totally link to your post.
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August 26th, 2008 @ 3:24 pm
Oh my, what an inspiring prompt! Inspiring lists, too.
Off the top of my head, mine would include:
Colin FIrth (in anything, except Shakespeare in Love)
Daniel Day-Lewis (Last of the Mohicans)
Gabriel Byrne
Aaron Eckhart
and a three-way tie between Gary Oldman, Jeremy Irons, and Alan Rickman
I may post about this. Then again, I’m not sure my readers are ready for this. If I do, I reserve the right to change my mind.
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September 23rd, 2008 @ 10:46 am
Not bad at all, but this topic is rather little of interest. Please do not disappoint your readership.
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