The Drunk Tampon
- June 17th, 2008 10:27 pm
I was checking out a blog I recently found, Slacker Moms-R-Us , when I read the most intriguing and disgusting thing that I’d heard in a long time. While on a field trip. she heard discussion of the new way that teenagers are finding to get drunk.
Apparently, people are soaking tampons in vodka and then inserting them vaginally. Some boys are even inserting them anally. Yes, that’s right. Let that sink in …
People are using vodka in orifices that are not their mouths. I’m sure they’re doing it with more than vodka.
I was in disbelief at first. People are sticking vodka soaked tampons in their hoo-ha’s? or their anuses? (And shouldn’t anus just be the plural for ani? That would make life a lot funnier.)
Then, after I moved past the initial shock, I was sort of jealous I didn’t think of it. kidding –sort of.
I decided to investigate. (And by investigate, I mean google it, not try it for myself.) The idea of soaking my pearl plastics in grey goose (or the generic vodka lying dormant in my freezer), and then inserting them vaginally is not at all appealing. However, I was sort of wondering how popular this is.
Am I the only person who was not aware of this trend? Am I that behind in times?
Because I was pretty sure that this was the formula for drinking:

and not the newly discovered alternative:

Um, no.
So let me know, am I the last person on this earth to hear about this? Have you heard of other strange ways kids are getting drunk? Because I’m apparently out of the know and quite flabbergasted.
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June 17th, 2008 @ 10:40 pm
Well, be assured you are NOT the only one. This is the first I’ve heard of it.
And frankly, I think I’d prefer not to have heard it.
Ewwwww….
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June 17th, 2008 @ 10:40 pm
Would you be more disturbed to find out that I have heard of this trend?
Let me say this: I work in a high school and the kids tell me everything. Yeah, I’m that adult whom they seem to trust and I know things I wish I didn’t.
For the record, I tell them how stupid they are when they share stuff like this. Shit is whack.
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June 17th, 2008 @ 10:41 pm
Oh, wow, yep, nope I haven’t heard of that. Wouldn’t that, um, burn? You know, kind of like alcohol on sensitive parts? Maybe someone can tell us. I’ll be checking back
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June 17th, 2008 @ 10:50 pm
I have to admit, that’s a new one to me!
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June 17th, 2008 @ 11:06 pm
wow, that’s a new one to my ears. and probably the most disturbing thing i’ve heard lately!!!
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June 17th, 2008 @ 11:10 pm
You are brave…I’d be scared to google that! If I find out any little fiends are wasting my Grey Goose like that they’ll be sorry they did, though. I just hope they don’t get so drunk they forget to take it out. I have some old ABC gin you can have if you want to try..it makes more sense to use the cheap stuff for below the waist consumption.
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June 17th, 2008 @ 11:15 pm
i’ve totally never heard of that. but, um, wouldn’t the burn like the effin dickens?
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June 17th, 2008 @ 11:17 pm
I am going to be writing about this very topic (thanks to your post) for my internship blog. (http://healthysexedu.blogspot.com/) I will link back to you and the BYOT entry becuase this is just insane!
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June 17th, 2008 @ 11:18 pm
That’s just disgusting. I can hardly look.
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June 17th, 2008 @ 11:23 pm
As a mother of two teens I am scared. I had never heard of that before. In my defense my kids are homeschooled, and I know that they miss a lot by not going to school… they miss shit like this.
And seriously, that has got to burn. Off to google…
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June 17th, 2008 @ 11:23 pm
Yeah. High school teacher. Kids kill me . . .
They’ve come a long way since my shotting up an orange w/ vodka days . . .
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June 17th, 2008 @ 11:24 pm
This was so weird, I had to ask my college kid about it… wish you could have seen the look on her face. She hasn’t heard of this either. Her words: ‘if I knew someone who actually did that, I would punch them in the face.’ Nuff said.
June 17th, 2008 @ 11:24 pm
And I thought flip-flop flasks were clever.
This is really disgusting.
June 17th, 2008 @ 11:28 pm
Umm EW!
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June 17th, 2008 @ 11:31 pm
That is freakin’ nasty. The worst we got in high school was a guy that smuggled alcohol in a shampoo bottle on a band trip. TAME compared to this!
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June 17th, 2008 @ 11:32 pm
This is a BRAND NEW ONE for me. Please tell me that I don’t have to start having THIS conversation too.
Teen years are just starting for me… SIGH!
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June 17th, 2008 @ 11:46 pm
Umm…Why? Ick.
Does that really work?
I’m hopelessly out of the loop. I just heard of “I kissed a Girl” for the first time today too.
I’m having a fest on Thursday called “It’s real life” I hope you can come play with me. No cheating though! It’ll be fun-
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June 17th, 2008 @ 11:54 pm
Holy shit! Another thing to worry about w/3 teens! I don’t think this has hit yet in The OC, but I’ll have to find out now. Pretty funny, pretty gross!
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June 17th, 2008 @ 11:57 pm
Weird. I never heard of that, but if you need a drink that bad, why not just drink it. Why would you want to stick a tampon up your butt for a buzz? Wow. Kids these days.
June 18th, 2008 @ 12:07 am
WOW!!! What a way to save a calorie.
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June 18th, 2008 @ 12:55 am
I saw that on a CSI episode this season. Although I’m not sure if the woman was inserting the tampon or just using it to smuggle vodka around with her to drink later. It was never made very explicit.
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June 18th, 2008 @ 1:34 am
I’ve never heard of this. Does it actually work? The sneakiest thing I’ve ever knew someone to do, was to put vodka in their lunch thermos (not that sneaky at all). I think you should research this more.
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June 18th, 2008 @ 1:57 am
Holy crap that is just too gross. Yuck, ewwwwwwwwww, ick.
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June 18th, 2008 @ 5:09 am
For some reason I find this absolutely hilarious, drinking a shot of vodka out of a tampon you’ve pulled out of your own rusty sheriff’s badge?
Dude…
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June 18th, 2008 @ 5:57 am
oops I was just going to offer up that it was on CSI a few months ago, but backpacking dad beat me to it. Kids will do anything I think. My fingers are crossed about my own though. One can desperately hope.
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June 18th, 2008 @ 6:29 am
Maybe the Vodka kills the Chlamydia.
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June 18th, 2008 @ 6:34 am
OK that is just downright WRONG and a waste of perfectly good vodka. And no I have NEVER heard of that! Girl I live in the suburbs and go to bed at 10.
I guess it would kill whatever ails you…
But yeah whoever thought of that has WAY too much time on their damn hands.
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June 18th, 2008 @ 6:37 am
Now that I’ve had caffeine I’ve thought of the perfect comment…
“Heard of it? I do it every day before I go to work!”
Ha ha ha. Oh I crack myself up.
I know…I’m a dork.
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June 18th, 2008 @ 6:46 am
Maybe it’s just me, but it sounds like a really good way to disturb the natural flora and fauna and get yourself a raging yeast infection…
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June 18th, 2008 @ 7:07 am
This is the first I’ve heard of it. YUCK!
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June 18th, 2008 @ 7:08 am
ew. no, I hadn’t heard of that. I’m an old-fashioned girl and I get shitfaced the traditional way.
also, I have to wonder how effective that is. I mean, does the body really absorb enough through that method to result in intoxication? that seems like something that tampons can’t really help you with since they absorb and don’t…de-sorb. if kids are getting drunk, it might just be off of the fumes of their stupidity.
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June 18th, 2008 @ 7:21 am
It does explain why so many high school kids are s happy all the time..hmmm.
June 18th, 2008 @ 7:37 am
Nope, I coach high school girls and have never heard of it.
We did get the order to start checking their water bottles for vodka this year. I thought that was bad enough. I’ll quit if I have to start checking out their tampons!
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June 18th, 2008 @ 7:44 am
Yep, I’ve actually heard this before. Crazy, eh? And…kinda stupid. I mean, seriously, just do a shot. WTF?
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June 18th, 2008 @ 7:48 am
oh heck no.
kids used to inject vodka into oranges when I was in high school. that wasnt that long ago, and a teacher was actually the one who told us about that. Apparently kids used to do i a while ago, and he managed to revive that at my school.
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June 18th, 2008 @ 7:51 am
It’s disgusting x’s a million!
I’m sorry Xbox4nappyrash, but I am sitting here laughing hysterically over your comment!
“drinking a shot of vodka out of a tampon”
ummm, actually,
I think the alcohol absorbs into your system through your, and I quote, “own rusty sheriff’s badge”
Still laughing…
Hysterically….
Must stop…. laughing….
“own rusty sheriff’s badge”
and it begins all over again….
laughing….
uncontrollably….
aww heck!
I think I might have just peed a little!
Thanks for the info Sassy…
(and for the bonus laugh XB4NR!)
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June 18th, 2008 @ 8:07 am
I heard about it at slacker moms too and nearly lost my lunch. I know kids will do some crazy shit, but my daughter (in college now) would sooner just hang up party life and become a nun. And she’s no goody-goody (sigh).
Ugh. The things we have to worry about raising kids today are mortifying.
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June 18th, 2008 @ 8:08 am
I actually heard of this on an episode of CSI (http://www.buddytv.com/articles/csi/csi-episode-816-two-and-a-half-19236.aspx)
What frightens me about it, other than the gross factor, is how many kids are out there doing it.
This is just like the “it’s not sex if it’s a blow job” rationale.
June 18th, 2008 @ 8:09 am
By inserting it in the foreign regions you get drunk faster as well. More absorbtion I guess.
This is strictly by information that I learned through the Red Cross. Not by experience.
I want that noted!
As the Vice President of the PTO…we are going to bring in a speaker for the middle schools and high schoolers about this issue.
If my brat ever did this, I would hit her with a chunck of meat…..it doesn’t leave marks……
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June 18th, 2008 @ 8:16 am
I had never heard of it.
What I am wondering about though, is how on earth they manage to insert a soggy tampon. I mean, okay, once you have kids things aren’t as ‘tight’ but seriously, think marshmallow and a moneybox. It wouldn’t work well.
Or it might work, but it would be messy as hell. Wouldn’t an IV drip be easier?
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June 18th, 2008 @ 8:28 am
Uh, I think I better talk to my kids!
That is so wrong on so many different levels. Who the heck came up with this idea anyway?
Eww!
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June 18th, 2008 @ 8:58 am
Nope. Never heard of that one. Pretty gross.
Here I thought jell-o shots were so inventive.
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June 18th, 2008 @ 9:09 am
That is just fundamentally wrong…Think about it where would a thought like this even evolve from… Hmmm I am digging deep in my head (pause) nope can’t even get close to that one… I thought I had heard it all especially after spending my glory years in a Sorority at SDSU…
The Youth of America and to think these are the future leaders of the country…
Should I move or Just drink more??
Cheers
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June 18th, 2008 @ 9:14 am
Okay, I’m not a woman, but this seems like a fabrication. Aren’t tampons made of cotton-like material? Once they hit some type of liquid, presumably enough that would get someone drunk, wouldn’t they expand and be all fluffy and impossible to insert anywhere?
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June 18th, 2008 @ 9:35 am
This is also the first time I have heard of it. Now iam going to have to go home and count my tampons to make sure The Boy isn’t pilfering them. Ugh.
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June 18th, 2008 @ 10:00 am
Your lucky I digested breakfast a short while ago.. that was disgusting.. and nope.. never heard of it.. I am so not ready to raise teenagers.
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June 18th, 2008 @ 10:05 am
I’ve heard of it before but figured it was an urban legend. It seems pretty stupid to me though.
Wait…just read a few comments…Erin…YES that is where I heard of it too. CSI. God I love TV. Heh.
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June 18th, 2008 @ 10:10 am
Wha?
OMG. I had no idea. I ams o locking up all three of my kids until they are 30.
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June 18th, 2008 @ 10:15 am
Umm, woah. Nope, never heard of it. I imagine it enters your bloodstream more quickly, though. Do you think you could “blow your vag out” that way?
BUT HOLY HECK, what will these kids think of next?
Wait.
I sound old.
June 18th, 2008 @ 10:20 am
How is a parent to deal with stuff like that? Granted, I’m an unimaginative person, but my ideas of fun don’t live on the same planet as that one!
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June 18th, 2008 @ 10:43 am
OMG - How disgusting…and strange.
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June 18th, 2008 @ 10:48 am
Do they really hate the taste of vodka so much that this is truly a better option?? I mean, clearly they have access to the liquor…just hold your nose and do it!
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June 18th, 2008 @ 10:54 am
clever. very clever.
since supposedly you can’t smell vodka on someone’s breath, i guess the other vaginas and anusi would never know you were drinking.
think of the marketing opportunities. an 80 story tampon with the word ABSOLUT on it. that’s a win win.
awesome.
June 18th, 2008 @ 11:00 am
I saw something on TV where this guy killed his wife by putting cocaine or heroine (can’t remember) in her whoo hoo. Unfortunately he used too much and got caught. Unfortunately for him anyway. So I would guess that they’ve discovered other things besides just Vodka. Gross.. I guess the cops will now have to redesign the breathalizer test. Yes?
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June 18th, 2008 @ 11:04 am
Yeah I heard about it on the CSI episode too.. I only thought a TRUE alcoholic would do that… but I guess a teen desparate for a buzz will do almost anything too.
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June 18th, 2008 @ 11:04 am
I can’t imagine that this would possibly work. Then again, I can’t imagine doing this in the first place. Are they also spreading the rumor that you can’t get pregnant the first time you have sex? The two rumors seem to have the same credibility.
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June 18th, 2008 @ 11:28 am
HON.EST.LY!!! Just thinking about that made me vomit a little bit in my mouth… just a little bit.
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June 18th, 2008 @ 11:30 am
The only reason I had ever heard of this was because they talked about it a few years ago on Love Line and Dr Drew said “No, no, no, never, ever do this!” If Dr Drew says no to something then I take it pretty seriously. Um, not that that’s the only reason I don’t stick drunken tampons into my body.
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June 18th, 2008 @ 11:34 am
um…………YEAH. I’ve never heard of that in my life and who the #@&^ is thinking of this shiz?? I mean, seriously? That, cannot, feel good!
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June 18th, 2008 @ 11:41 am
WTF?????!!!!!
Let me say that again: WTF????!!!!!
Who in God’s green earth came up with this? And who in turn said “Yeah, that’s a great idea?” GEEZ! Just when you thought you’d heard everything, or that you were stupid when you were young! (*note: Im using the general “you”, I don’t mean you personally)
Seriously, what ever happened to sneaking the hootch from your parents liquor cabinet and stealing a swig! I didn’t even like tampons when I was a teen, let alone a wet one!
This is sooooo insane! Now there’s gonna be a rash of teens with vaginal cancer or something….purely insane!
June 18th, 2008 @ 12:01 pm
I have never heard that before, but it sounds like a bad idea. First of all, my ‘brown eye’ is exit only. I can’t imagine what kind of potential problems will come out of this.
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June 18th, 2008 @ 12:05 pm
OMG - how awful! Never heard of that before and hope to never hear about it again….. gross ….
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June 18th, 2008 @ 12:16 pm
OMG. That makes me feel about 100 years old. And a little dirty. Do you think if I tried it we could forget this little info nugget ever entered my brain. AHHHHHHHH!
June 18th, 2008 @ 12:18 pm
Now I am concerned, this generation will be taking care of US one day.
And I am curious, some PP noted the expansion thing. I agree if it is put tin liquid it gets big so how the hell does it get up there?
Also, any boy that would willingly stick a tampon up his butt has issues.
June 18th, 2008 @ 12:23 pm
this is the stuff of nightmares.
i’m dying.
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June 18th, 2008 @ 12:25 pm
um….no…you are not the only one that had yet to hear of it! Oh my word! Kids these days, I just don’t understand it!
Thanks for the comments friend!
Keep them coming-
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June 18th, 2008 @ 12:27 pm
I have never heard of this before.
It kinda sounds like an urban legend of some sort…surely it’s an urban legend of some sort…?
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June 18th, 2008 @ 12:27 pm
I am very into going and drinking still, hey I’m single and 25 so I should have the time of my life now right? So, I would consider myself “in the know” regarding these types of things… I have never heard of this before. Ever. I live in a college city and never in my life have I heard of this. I don’t know what to say. Seriously. Wow.
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June 18th, 2008 @ 12:40 pm
OMG - what will they come up with next??? You are NOT the last person to hear of this - wow, I’m speechless! Keep ‘em coming - this is too much!
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June 18th, 2008 @ 12:49 pm
Uh, since you just informed me of this drunk tampon thing, then no, you aren’t the last one.
The drunkard in me is highly offended at this new way to get drunk. But the crazy person inside of me is seriously wondering what kind of drunk you’d get off of it.
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June 18th, 2008 @ 1:10 pm
This made me cross my legs for some reason.
I do remember hearing about kids getting (or trying to) get drunk off of those little mouth freshener drops that look like Visine bottles (tried to Google it but nothing came up!) back in the early 90’s.
This definitely takes the cake!
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June 18th, 2008 @ 1:12 pm
This is new to me. And has given me another reason to wish my kids would never grow up. Sigh.
Also.
What a waste of good vodka.
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June 18th, 2008 @ 1:17 pm
I’m sorry to say I have heard of this. Haven’t done it, never will. It’s DANGEROUS. Seriously. You’re taking it in more directly and potently that way. These kids could seriously get sick. Bad bad way to do it. Whew.
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June 18th, 2008 @ 1:59 pm
Thanks for finding your way over to my blog. LIving without AC pretty much sucks. But it’s not been too hot at least. And just so you know, I’ve never heard of soaking tampons in vodka and I’m 21. No one that I know of has done that. So I’m with you in the WTF??!! feeling. I have no idea what people are thinking. I must go google this now. THanks for putting the thought in my mind.
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June 18th, 2008 @ 2:05 pm
Ew. And ew. And EWWWWW!!
1) I agree with the others. Wouldn’t that burn??
2) Why would you waste perfectly good vodka, and not just DRINK IT like a normal person?
3) Let’s think about the logistics. Wouldn’t it be kinda hard to insert something that’s completely water(vodka)-logged? Seriously! Think about it for a minute, people!
And no, I’ve never heard of that. And did I mention EWWW???!!!
~Brea
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June 18th, 2008 @ 2:07 pm
Hi,
Thanks for coming buy and commenting on my Blog!
I am not going to enter your give away, however, since I already own two DSs (DSes?). His and hers, mine and my hubby’s!!
Maybe next time!
And I all can think is BRRRRRRRRRR frozen vodka on a TAMPON????????
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June 18th, 2008 @ 2:13 pm
My boss once told me how he and his friends at BYU used to “butt bong”. That is, one of them would take a length of tube and a funnel and jam it up their poop chute. Then another friend would pour booze into the funnel.
All this because, you know, drinking is immoral.
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June 18th, 2008 @ 2:25 pm
Sweet Jesus. This is almost as bad as Jenkem - fermenting poo and drinking/smoking it. I think that was determined to be an urban legend, but BLARGH nonetheless.
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June 18th, 2008 @ 2:25 pm
How in the heck do you get a fully soaked tampon shoved into any orifice? And isn’t one of the advantages of vodka that is doesn’t make your breath smell?
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June 18th, 2008 @ 2:58 pm
That’s just too gross for words. Yuck. Who comes up with these ridiculous ideas??
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June 18th, 2008 @ 3:02 pm
It was on a tv show. Cant remember the title, but ya.. im sure thats how they got the idea. I’m sure its pretty dangerous.
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June 18th, 2008 @ 3:18 pm
i have to go shotgun a beer after reading this.
i thought the booze bra was bad enough. (google that.)
June 18th, 2008 @ 3:34 pm
SHUT UP!!!! genius, really, but EEEEWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i have never heard of this!
and can i just say - you had me on the floor with “brown eye”
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June 18th, 2008 @ 3:40 pm
Cheap vodka DOES taste bad .. . and of course, that’s all they’re drinking. However, I think I’d rather insert orally than insert via hoo-ha or hoo-diddy. But then again, kids used to snort Pixie Stix, too . . . so what do I know?
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June 18th, 2008 @ 4:06 pm
Never heard of it and damn I wish I hadn’t. EWWWW!!
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June 18th, 2008 @ 4:26 pm
oh my !!! never heard of this. how scary, gross and strange ! i also recall hearing how some kids would suck on hot mints before performing oral sex….what the hell is it….i am in fear of my girls becoming teenagers
June 18th, 2008 @ 4:34 pm
Ick! Nope never heard of it, and I thought snorting the booze was bad. UGH, what is the world coming to?
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June 18th, 2008 @ 4:54 pm
Damn, who knew all this time I was using my tampons wrong…can you imagine what that feels like? People are just strange!!
June 18th, 2008 @ 5:05 pm
Wouldn’t putting alcohol in your vagina be a really bad idea? Wouldn’t it burn or cause you to call 911 for alcohol poisoning of the vagina?
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June 18th, 2008 @ 5:21 pm
Wow. I’m only 26 (as of 5 days ago) and I had never heard of this. Crazy.
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June 18th, 2008 @ 5:34 pm
LMAO!!!! I laughed so hard for a solid 10 min. that my hubs had to come downstairs just to investigate what was so funny. *wipe away tears*
I need to hang out with you Jackie and XBox. “rusty sheriff’s badge”?! Holy crap I will be using that saying now til the day I die. Well that and the brown eye.
I have never heard of this and er… thanks for enlightening me?? The worst I have heard is kids sniffing their feces. Yup, you read that right. N-A-S-T-Y. They apparently put it in a jar and then sniff it (?). What the F is wrong with people?!?!
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June 18th, 2008 @ 6:55 pm
Ah, it’s the first I’ve heard of it…and EWWW.
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June 18th, 2008 @ 7:22 pm
I can’t believe they’re doing that! Well, on the other hand, I’m not too suprised…I mean, this is the age of reckless teens or atleast it seems this way. I don’t remember acting the way teens act these days. It makes me sad.
This makes me worry about when my little one finally grows up. What will they be doing then?? I really don’t want to know.
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June 18th, 2008 @ 7:34 pm
Oh, as a parent of 15 - 25’s, this just makes me so THRILLED to know that there is yet another way to do some really stupid things with friends. Why not take a shot? Because then your mother can smell it on your breath.
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June 18th, 2008 @ 7:38 pm
WTF? Now I have to hide my tampons in the locked liquor cabinet now from those Damn Emos?
Wonder if soaking Thai Balls in vodka would have a similar effect?
June 18th, 2008 @ 8:03 pm
It’s news to me, but then I’m an old fogie and there are lots of things I don’t know.
Thanks for enlightening me. I think.
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June 18th, 2008 @ 8:23 pm
OMG. Nothing like a cold, soggy tampon. I guess it really isn’t any worse than snorting stuff up your nose. But WOW you’d better get drunk, and fast!
Thanks for visiting my blog, by the way.
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June 18th, 2008 @ 8:42 pm
Holy Cow. REALLY? I’m stunned. And quite sickened. That’s truly disturbing. I’m the last to know anything.
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June 18th, 2008 @ 8:58 pm
So so so wrong.
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June 18th, 2008 @ 9:10 pm
No. Way.
Yikes.
I am now, officially, the last person to know this. And I’m not sure I want to know anything else.
But wait - I have a teenage daughter. Maybe I should know! AGH! Can I resign as a parent?
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June 18th, 2008 @ 9:11 pm
This is soooo much worse than doing a shot out of a diva cup!
http://motherhooduncensored.typepad.com/motherhood_uncensored/2007/12/my-diva-cup-run.html
clumberkims last blog post..not THAT cold!
June 18th, 2008 @ 9:23 pm
This is new to me! Yucks!
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June 18th, 2008 @ 9:28 pm
Um…well…I’ve never heard of this….
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June 18th, 2008 @ 9:41 pm
Please tell me it is just a nasty urban legend. PLEASE! My two-year old already thinks tampons are great fun to play with, I really don’t want to think about her preparing for future binges.
Yikes!
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June 18th, 2008 @ 10:24 pm
I think I just threw up in my mouth.
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June 18th, 2008 @ 10:56 pm
there are so many different levels of eeewie wrongness about that.
WTH.
Why are our kids going to these lengths and extremes? Why are they wasting such expensive items of personal hygienes? yikes.
Holy hell woman. No, I didn’t know about this.
Ugh.,
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June 19th, 2008 @ 12:08 pm
I can’t imagine that’s very healthy either. Ew.
June 19th, 2008 @ 7:24 pm
Oh. My. God. Hear that noise? It’s my mind boggling.
Never heard of the practice, and never want to again. So there.
June 19th, 2008 @ 7:48 pm
Ok, two questions:
1. Well, did it WORK??! hahahhahaa
2. Um, why the hell don’t they just drink it? Do you get drunk faster this way or something?
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June 20th, 2008 @ 2:45 pm
ew!
and I’m thinking you’re gonna get a nasty yeast infection afterwards!
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June 20th, 2008 @ 4:52 pm
NO FRIGGIN’ WAY!
I have not heard of this. Don’t want to hear of it. I still can’t believe I just read it.
I prefer my drinks in a frosted glass with a lime wedge and not a wedgie.
June 20th, 2008 @ 6:57 pm
Oh, oh, oh. My. Anybody want to immediately move to the country with me? Amish country, that is.
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June 21st, 2008 @ 12:13 pm
I have never heard of this!
Could you imagine trying to insert a fruity drink!??! God, that little umbrella could do some serious damage!
I wonder, does the alcohol keep it extra clean???
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June 21st, 2008 @ 6:38 pm
I have never heard of this, and all I can say is - SO GROSS! But my husband wasn’t shocked–he said he’s heard of people doing that before. Yuck!
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June 21st, 2008 @ 6:39 pm
You’re stinking hilarious! I haven’t heard of it either, so you’re certainly not alone there.
The brown eye? I’m STILL laughing out loud!
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