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Fannypack Phobia

  • June 12th, 2008 10:22 pm

There aren’t many things fashion wise that bug the creeps out of me. After all, I spend a lot of time in my yoga pants ignoring general fashion trends and basking in their elasticity. While I would not call the following annoyance a fashion trend, I would call it an obstruction of justice. An obstruction of respect. An obstruction of all things that you can think to insert here.

To get to the point: I have major beef with fanny packs. I can not even begin to describe my hatred for them. And yes, perhaps they are handy in certain situations. But seriously, let us examine a fannypack visual.

Are you with me now? I mean, I do realize they are convenient. And I usually don’t pull up a fresh post on my blog where I pretend like I am an expert of what is wrong and right as far as what people put on their bodies.

But unfortunately, this is necessary.

Because while vacating this past week, I saw an abundance of fanny packs. So many that I got scared of them, and developed a phobia. (Not to mention the fact that my brother-in-law both purchased and wore one for nearly our whole trip.)

And sure, they are convenient. All this hands free bag carrying. But I’d rather carry around a sack of bricks through shards of glass while barefoot than ever get caught in a picture like this:

Are you this offended by the fannypack? Please tell me you don’t own one. Because in my book, they are way worse than Crocs. In fact, they’re sort of like the mullet of purses.

At the end of the day, if hating fanny packs is wrong, I don’t wanna be right.

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comments

  1. yvie

    June 12th, 2008 @ 10:37 pm

    I don’t like Fannypacks too. It’s just um uncomfy to look at. But I find how Fannypack sounded funny to me.

    Well, it’s just not my kind of thing too.

    So yeah, it’s not bad to hate them. What works for them, doesn’t work for us. :)
    Yvies last blog post..Wordless Wednesday (v.2) : Super Adley

  2. ana

    June 12th, 2008 @ 10:41 pm

    crap this still make those horrid things. I havent really seen one since like what the 90’s. they are so so so tacky and a big fashion no no. There is no situation that I can think of that wearing a FANNY pack will be necessary. lol

    Anas last blog post..Reflections

  3. rene

    June 12th, 2008 @ 10:46 pm

    Way to go. Now I want one..I mean, just to annoy you. Do you have a myspace? I think it would be funny to get one (that flag one looked great) and wear it and take pictures and post them daily in the comments section of your myspace. :-D Of course, I would be really embarrassed to wear one in public. My SIL always has one on and I just can’t understand it. But I guess they would be kinda cool when walking a theme park or something…just to have your money and other necessary items sitting on your belly shelf instead of hanging on your shoulder. I think my night night medicine has taken effect and I should probably delete this comment but..well, I’m not going to because at the moment, I probably don’t know any better.

    Renes last blog post..New Blog

  4. dysfunctional mom

    June 12th, 2008 @ 11:26 pm

    I guess they’re convenient and stuff, but I just can’t do it. And around here I see them ALL the time.
    Ew.

    dysfunctional moms last blog post..Thursday Thirteen: 13 Gripes

  5. startswithanx

    June 12th, 2008 @ 11:45 pm

    Fannypacks are only excusable on lesbians and—sorry—tourists. Crocs, on the other hand, aren’t excusable on anyone. I don’t care if you’re in the garden, suffer from diabetes or aren’t old enough to select your own. Just Say No to Crocs!

    StartsWithanXs last blog post..Girl Fight!

  6. rhea

    June 12th, 2008 @ 11:54 pm

    I don’t have one. I’ve never worn one and don’t intend to. They just look a little dorky to me, although I get it. I don’t have any intense feelings for or against them…I just prefer backpacks. :o)

    You’re funny. How do you feel about minivans?

    Rheas last blog post..Scattered thoughts

  7. latte mommy

    June 12th, 2008 @ 11:58 pm

    “…the mullet of purses…” hee hee hee!

    Latte Mommys last blog post..Stockholm Syndrome, Latte Mommy Style

  8. jenn @ juggling life

    June 13th, 2008 @ 12:01 am

    I think they’re okay if you wear a scrunchy in your hair while you’re sporting one. And white sneakers.

    Jenn @ Juggling Lifes last blog post..Flashback Friday: My Husband’s History As A Father

  9. veronica

    June 13th, 2008 @ 12:07 am

    I don’t own one and I never ever will. They are awful.

    Veronicas last blog post..Amy-isms and Pregnancy Update

  10. amanda - vintagedutchgirl

    June 13th, 2008 @ 12:12 am

    They ARE the mullet of purses! I have to confess I owned one…WHEN I WAS EIGHT! Late 80’s, fanny packs and neon biker shorts. I was HOT.

    And here I sit in MY yoga pants, casting down judgement on all the fanny pack wearers…I am SO with you on this one :)
    Amanda - VintageDutchGirls last blog post..A Shopping We Will Go…

  11. rubialala

    June 13th, 2008 @ 12:13 am

    They are gross and also the name is just terrible. I can’t even bring myself to say it. Blech.

    RubiaLalas last blog post..The Pants Story

  12. maggie's mind

    June 13th, 2008 @ 12:46 am

    I’ve done an entire post once showing pictures of me anywhere from Malaysia to Tokyo rockin’ the fanny pack because I was so very *wrong* and nobody would tell me. Not even my dear friend who I know knew better. I bet he’d let me walk around with a booger on my cheek, too. That would look better…

    Maggie’s Minds last blog post..Haiku (Prom-Kru) Friday 6/13/08

  13. honeybell

    June 13th, 2008 @ 1:20 am

    Ugh. My father in law wears one. I see it and want to slap him and ask “can you possibly be any GAY-ER??? not that there’s anything wrong with that.

    Honeybells last blog post..Mo Fo

  14. britt

    June 13th, 2008 @ 2:27 am

    I hate the name fanny pack. But it suits what it is wearing ur butt in your front!

    britts last blog post..Passion Smashion

  15. xbox4nappyrash

    June 13th, 2008 @ 4:30 am

    I just giggle when I hear the word.

    ‘Fanny’

    Xbox4NappyRashs last blog post..A nation coming together…

  16. mizfit

    June 13th, 2008 @ 5:43 am

    people still haul these around?!

    MizFits last blog post..Link Love and a Friday FREEBIE!

  17. witchypoo

    June 13th, 2008 @ 5:58 am

    That’s one fugly item I won’t be sporting. Now a money belt when travelling might make some sense. They’re supposed to be unobtrusive. Theives can just cut the fanny pack and run.

    witchypoos last blog post..Remorseful Perverse Parenting

  18. carolyn

    June 13th, 2008 @ 7:19 am

    I like the double douskey of the fanny pack + white socks pulled up to the knees. We Americans are tres chic.

    carolyns last blog post..Wussification.

  19. missy

    June 13th, 2008 @ 7:34 am

    I did wear one…. once, a long time ago. We were at Cedar Point (big amusement park if you don’t know). You can’t exactly carry a purse on girmormous rollercoasters, but how else do I carry my keys, sunblock, wallet, etc??
    I am sure I looked like an idiot wearing it. But I love roller coasters.

    Now Crocs on the other hand….. couldn’t pay me enough to wear the, :)
    Missys last blog post..Photostory Friday - Reading Together

  20. steve

    June 13th, 2008 @ 8:59 am

    I’ll admit that I use one when I’m hiking or camping, but that is about it. I can’t imagine wearing one “in public” somewhere.

    I really like “mullet of purses” - very creative.

  21. courtneyryan

    June 13th, 2008 @ 9:02 am

    I love me some fanny packs! (On other people, with mullets and scrunchies and white socks mid shin socks with sandals and they’ve stuffed it to within an inch of its fanny pack life…)

    They’re great photo ops. Snicker. Ok, I’m going to Hell.

    The one acceptable use for the fanny pack? When my friends little brother was on chemo and had to have a med pump attached to him at ALL times. That’s the only acceptable thing I can think of.

    CourtneyRyans last blog post..hairiffic haiku!

  22. kathryn

    June 13th, 2008 @ 9:14 am

    The mullet of purses! HAHAHA!! Exactly!

    Kathryns last blog post..Hairku

  23. marti

    June 13th, 2008 @ 9:20 am

    Okay fanny packs? They suck.
    Crocs? They suck REALLY bad! I am afraid of both of them.

  24. laura from the finge

    June 13th, 2008 @ 9:32 am

    I totally agree with you… I did wear one in Africa - but it was needed…when I met my hubby he LOVED his…he still has not figured out that it went missing when I moved in!

  25. kim

    June 13th, 2008 @ 9:34 am

    Never, will you ever catch me in a fanny pack or Crocs. NEVER.

    Kims last blog post..Lessoned Learned

  26. jess

    June 13th, 2008 @ 9:40 am

    The fannypack isn’t right! And I hope it never will be.

    Jesss last blog post..Family history

  27. boo

    June 13th, 2008 @ 9:41 am

    You are 100% right! Fanny packs=dork and gag. Even my husband (who knows NOTHING of fashion) said they are horrible…they dont’ even sit on your fanny!! If he knows then it’s fact!

    Boos last blog post..100th Post

  28. kori

    June 13th, 2008 @ 9:48 am

    I hate them because both my stomach (come on, four kids here!) AND my, um, fanny do not need to be emphasized in any way. Plus my ex-husband 9number one, about a billion years ago) used to wear one. With his shirt tuncked into his shorts, and his knee socks either up to his knees OR ROLLED down around his ankles. And he was such a dork that I knew I would not stay married to him. Handy? Sure. But that is why I carry a small purse that goes over me body and hangs at the side. Very European, don’tcha know.

    Koris last blog post..Let the Negotiations Begin

  29. brea in texas

    June 13th, 2008 @ 9:50 am

    Yeah, I wouldn’t want to be right, either. ROFL, the mullet of purses!! I love it!! :)

    ~Brea

    Brea in Texass last blog post..Works-for-me Wednesday

  30. kd (a bit squirrelly)

    June 13th, 2008 @ 10:00 am

    Oh my word. I wear crocs…Do I suck?

    KD (A Bit Squirrelly)s last blog post..I Was Channelling Mozart (SFMTY)

  31. heather

    June 13th, 2008 @ 10:13 am

    My collegue wears one and it drives me insane. To make matters worse it has a metal harley davidson logo on the front….he doesn’t even ride a bike. We do have one that we got for free with something. It has a waterbottle holder and 2 cellphone holders, I tried to throw it away when we got it, but hubby wouldn’t let me, so now it sits in the closet.

    Whenever we go on vacation and are walking around I use a backpack or a nice tote depending on where we are.

    Heathers last blog post..I haven’t been around much

  32. gorillabuns

    June 13th, 2008 @ 10:55 am

    they make everyone who wears/uses one look like they have a six-pack belly. of beer.

    gorillabunss last blog post..glowing like a glow worm

  33. grey street

    June 13th, 2008 @ 10:59 am

    OMG — the mullet of purses!!! SO TRUE! I went to Orlando/Disney World a few months ago and both my older sister and my younger sister purchased fanny packs!! I refused!!! I purchased a small backpack that was just big enough for my wallet, cosmetic/toiletry bag, camera, sweatshirt and bottled water. OMG - Stupid fanny packs! Not to mention your adding a pouch to your pooch!!! DUH!

    Grey Streets last blog post..Wordless Wednesdays (Devil Ducky)

  34. grey street

    June 13th, 2008 @ 11:00 am

    Excuse my improper English - I meant “Not to mention you’re adding a pouch to your pooch!!!”

    Grey Streets last blog post..Wordless Wednesdays (Devil Ducky)

  35. angeline

    June 13th, 2008 @ 11:07 am

    Oh dear! The stuff that you don’t like are going crazy over here is Asia! Bet you wouldn’t wanna come over to this part of the world now, I guess.

    Angelines last blog post..Hives Again!

  36. lceel

    June 13th, 2008 @ 11:17 am

    You’re right. They’re Butt Ugly.

    lceels last blog post..Friday Haiku

  37. sarah

    June 13th, 2008 @ 11:17 am

    when I went to vegas for my bachelorette party my aunts told me about a thousand times how great it would be to get a fannypack…how they made eveything sooooo much easier. I decided against it. They make my skin crawl :)

    Now… I must confess that although I HATE the classic Crocs…I am getting a little tempted by the little black mary jane style ones that my sister has…and I hear the flip flops are a dream come true!

    Sarahs last blog post..Score!

  38. auds at barking mad

    June 13th, 2008 @ 11:21 am

    Seriously, that blouse in the first pic you posted with the offending fannypack….GOOD LORD! What was she thinking by pairing an eyesore like that with a fannypack? That’s enough to obstruct anyone’s eyesight on a permanent basis!

  39. danielle-lee

    June 13th, 2008 @ 11:29 am

    they annoy the shit out of me too!

    Danielle-lees last blog post..Bringin’ Sexy Back

  40. tiffany

    June 13th, 2008 @ 11:33 am

    fanny packs should be outlawed, as well as way dark lipliner, shaving your eyebrows only to redraw them. I work at a retail store and come across all types. There are some people that make it hard to concentrate due to their fashion faux pas. It makes me wonder how many people either a.) don’t own a mirror or b.) elect not to use it. Eeeek!

    Hopr the vacation was wonderful (And sunburn free. Tee hee!)

    Tiffanys last blog post..Green tips and products

  41. natalie

    June 13th, 2008 @ 12:04 pm

    Fannypack screams I’M A DORK!

    I can’t stand them. I mean, I don’t care if anybody else wears them, to each their own, but you won’t catch me in one. No siree.

  42. tiffany d

    June 13th, 2008 @ 12:20 pm

    Hee hee hee! When my hubby and I decided to elope in Hawaii, the first thing he asked me is, “are you gonna wear one of those butt purses?” I nearly died laughing. I detest those things with a passion. When I lived in Florida, I saw them everywhere!

    I did, however, buy a side strap purse. You know, the kind that crosses your body? LOL

    I wonder if the inventor is having a good laugh at all those poor people’s expense? I bet it was created on a dare.

  43. mrs. kitty

    June 13th, 2008 @ 12:32 pm

    Oh you always seem to make me laugh. =) My parents gave me a fanny pack and made me wear it, like them, in Vegas for my 21st birthday celebration. Total Tard. That’s me. It wasn’t until a few years later when all of my mom’s horrid fashion sense brainwashing seeped out of my brain, did I realize *shutter* that this could have been permanent damage. I could be that fanny packer. Way to alert the masses.

    Mrs. Kittys last blog post..Rat Pack Findings

  44. kdiddy

    June 13th, 2008 @ 12:38 pm

    hate them, as well. my mom always sports hers constantly when we’re on vacation. it makes me die a little inside.

    kdiddys last blog post..how to remotely give your wife a heart attack

  45. ashley

    June 13th, 2008 @ 1:37 pm

    Little Miss Rantsy Pants Indeed! Man, what did fannie packs ever do to you? Or mullets for that matter? I don’t car for either one personally, but neither is going anywhere anytime soon. I ignore them. Just like I ignore men who wear lime green suede shoes, overalls with no undershirts, or anything else visually disgusting…

    But may I ask what crime(s) have crocks committed against you or anyone else? I LOVE THEM. My daughter loves them. Heck, every nurse I know is eternally grateful for them….have you tried on a pair? You might just change your mind…

  46. ohmommy

    June 13th, 2008 @ 1:56 pm

    LMAO at the mullet of purses.

    Actually. Yes. I totally have one. A very fancy Gucci that I take on trips. I was envious of the incredibly beautiful women in Italy and Greece walking around posh with fanny packs. They were drop dead gorgeous and fashion forward.

    At first, I thought…. “wha?”

    But they seriously rocked those fanny packs.

    Now wearing birds on your shoulder, like Sex in the City. That I might have to skip.

    OHmommys last blog post..Flipping Frogs…. I was on TV this morning.

  47. mp

    June 13th, 2008 @ 2:30 pm

    Classic Line: The Mullet of Purses

    I have issue with them NOW. I think they are out of style. Back in the day though I proudly wore my hunter green/ with leather trip fanny pack. You could also use it as a sling bag. It was very functional.

    NOW..not so much.

    mps last blog post..Result, Review and Request

  48. lisa

    June 13th, 2008 @ 2:41 pm

    HAHAHA. I hate those too. My husband used to have one when I first met him. He wore it in the ER (where he worked) to hold crap he might need in a hurry. I told him it was LAME. He started buying pants with cargo pockets.

    Lisas last blog post..When one door closes, another opens

  49. caution

    June 13th, 2008 @ 2:45 pm

    Well, shoot. I’m with you on the crocs. Way with you. But we part company on the fanny packs. I know I’m the last American to embrace them, but it is is what it is. And the mullet? Not the end of the world either :) And now you know you never want to see my house!

  50. lisa

    June 13th, 2008 @ 2:48 pm

    P.S. To ashley above. Crocs are LAME. ANd no, not every nurse wears them. I don’t. I don’t want vommit, pee or blood dripping through the holes in them and nor do I want those dumb things to decorate my shoes (whatever they are called). I am not in 7th grade. I am a grown up.

    Lisas last blog post..When one door closes, another opens

  51. sadia

    June 13th, 2008 @ 2:51 pm

    I had a fannypack in 1987, when I was 8. My tastes have since evolved. I don’t wear a ponytail on the side of my head anymore either.

    A 55-year-old guy I work with (single, of course) wears a fanny pack every day. His pants have pockets, so I don’t see why he needs one. I’d honestly prefer a manpurse.

    Sadias last blog post.."I go night-night"

  52. miss

    June 13th, 2008 @ 3:03 pm

    I rocked a Fannypack when I was a kid but that was the 80’s. My mom still uses hers. It’s awful.

    Misss last blog post..

  53. anglophile football fanatic

    June 13th, 2008 @ 3:24 pm

    They are gross. And, don’t ever ask about them in Britain…fanny means vajayjay.

    Anglophile Football Fanatics last blog post..HF: My Little Ambassador

  54. jackie

    June 13th, 2008 @ 4:54 pm

    I admit it… back in the 90’s, when I had 5 young kids to schlep around, I gave in to the convenience of having a F.P….
    But actually, back in the day, they were kind of trendy…
    I did say KINDA….

    You are 100% right though…
    They are Butt-Ugly and I do so HATE seeing them on shoppers at the mall…
    But Worse…
    Waaaaaay worse than that, is when I see a MAN using one…
    That’s just wrong…
    Really wrong!

    Thanks for pointing them out to me again…
    Now I will most likely be walking around totally preoccupied with looking for losers wearing one!

    ;)
    Jackie
    http://thoughtsfromthedeepend.net

    Jackies last blog post..You look Kinda Like….

  55. polka dot mommy

    June 13th, 2008 @ 5:06 pm

    I second your abhorrence of the fanny pack. There is just something wrong with grown adults wearing an “appendage” around their middles. Seriously, do we want to make our bellies or booties look larger? I think not.

    My ex sister in law and her hubby both wear them on a daily basis. We aren’t just talking about vacationing here. And if they are in a hurry, they just get slung over the shoulder like a very ugly handbag. That in of itself was grounds for divorcing that family.

    Eight years ago, I did succumb and purchase a solid black fanny pack while we were on vacation, I had a 7 week old baby, it was 110F and we were out in the heat all day long. I had to carry a couple of diapers and small pack of wipes SOMEWHERE. I already had a baby attached to me in a front pack. I disposed of the item upon our return home. I get the chills just thinking about it now.

    Polka Dot Mommys last blog post..Rice Dream and Gluten

  56. kelsey

    June 13th, 2008 @ 6:41 pm

    I agree they are ugh I cant even describe!

    Kelseys last blog post..::Photo Tip Friday- RAW Imaging::

  57. amy

    June 13th, 2008 @ 7:53 pm

    No flippin’ way. And if you ever see me with one I give you permission to beat me back to my senses with it.

    amys last blog post..His Idea of Fun

  58. sarah

    June 13th, 2008 @ 8:14 pm

    AH HAHAHAHA!!
    THE MULLET OF PURSES!!!!

    excuse me while I pee in my pants in laughter.

  59. jennifer

    June 13th, 2008 @ 8:32 pm

    I don’t get them. To me they scream, “I’M CARRYING ALL OF MY VALUABLES NEAR MY GENITALS AND I’M A HUGE NERDBAG! PLEASE ALLEVIATE MY MISERY BY STEALING MY THINGS AND KICKING MY ASS!”

    With regard to that second Fannypack, I think b>that’s why the rest of the world hates us. I can just see that thing wandering around Paris *shudder*

    Jennifers last blog post..Mood? Lifting.

  60. maria

    June 13th, 2008 @ 9:05 pm

    People still wear those? Say it ain’t so!

    Marias last blog post..45 Things: My Internet Experience

  61. slackermommy

    June 13th, 2008 @ 11:23 pm

    Fanny packs are just wrong. My hubby tried to wear one on vacation and I told him it was grounds for divorce. I don’t mind crocs. They are great for my kids but I personally don’t care to wear them.

    slackermommys last blog post..“This baby’s been beat”

  62. sallee

    June 14th, 2008 @ 12:30 am

    I know I am a new visitor…but as I am going to my husband’s home country in a week (Belfast, Northern Ireland) I am refusing to let him wear his fanny pack! He is European so it seems quite natural to him…but to me it looks like a mobile growth underneath his shirt! (yes, he wears it underneath the shirt…)….
    Crocs…my grandchildren love them, but they do seem like a child’s shoe to me.

    Sallees last blog post..heeellllllpppppp

  63. kelley

    June 14th, 2008 @ 2:22 am

    I have already said all that needs to be said about those monstrosities. And you did it even better. Mullet of purses? Right on sista.

    Kelleys last blog post..Damn life.

  64. sandy (momisodes)

    June 14th, 2008 @ 6:37 am

    AMEN! I’m no fashion trend-setter, but I never rocked the fanny pack. I share the same phobia, but more so with men wearing them. It’s nearly as revolting as men wearing black dress socks and shorts (Ack!)

    Sandy (Momisodes)s last blog post..Love at first sight

  65. beth

    June 14th, 2008 @ 8:23 am

    The mullet of purses- I love it!

    Beths last blog post..the end of the begining

  66. maggie, dammit

    June 14th, 2008 @ 8:55 am

    Oh GAWD.

    I agree, they’re awful, and I see them everywhere, too, because I live in a town that’s popular among tourists.

    Still, I’d never seen a pleather American Flag one.

    Off to pepper spray my eyes…

    maggie, dammits last blog post..storms and sunsets

  67. karen

    June 14th, 2008 @ 9:18 am

    I have confessions to make.

    1. I love crocs and wear them everywhere. They’re completely hoseable, which is a good thing.

    2. I own a fanny pack. But I swear I don’t like it OR wear it. I bought it to train the dogs with. Put treats in, strap it on, and go practice agility and obedience in the back yard. And I hate every fanny-pack-wearing second of it.

    Karens last blog post..Midwifery on Friday the 13th

  68. wonders never cease

    June 14th, 2008 @ 10:54 am

    Too funny. In our four years of French life, we saw many a fanny pack. Not on the French–heavens no. On the tourists. Oh my, they are not attractive. No to fanny packs, no to white tennis shoes, no to shorts on older ladies. No no no.
    I’m not at all a slave to fashion, but use a purse people!
    But if you don’t, I’ll love you anyway. I just might not look directly at you.
    Becky
    PS. It’s good to meet you!

    Wonders Never Ceases last blog post..Anniversaries!

  69. kalyn

    June 14th, 2008 @ 10:58 am

    As a child my family and I frequented Hawaii- I was only about 8 or 9 years old when my Mom taught me the importance of looking good at all times….. she taught me about the “Fashion NO’NO’s” and all that fell under that category. Fanny Packs were Numero UNO. There are so many people in Hawaii that wear them, we started a “Fanny Pack Alert” or better known to us as a “FPA” Yes, I was only 8 or 9 at the time- but this is something I will take with me through life! :)

    When I was 21, my Mom took me to Kauai for my birthday. We sat on our patio and counted how many people walked by with them on. We must have counted over 30 in less than 5 minutes!!!

    PEOPLE….LOSE THE FP!

    kalyns last blog post..Sunburned and Tired

  70. tashina

    June 14th, 2008 @ 12:14 pm

    Fanny packs are disgusting!!!!

    I work at a very popular retail chain and I co-worker and I often joke about putting out fanny packs with our store’s logo on them on Ebay just to see if they sell.

    Tashinas last blog post..One Outfit : Classic & Feminine

  71. kel

    June 14th, 2008 @ 2:04 pm

    I’ve been known to sport a fanny pack at the county fair and the amusement parks, especially since I’ve passed the diaper bag phase. I mean surely a fanny pack is better than continuing to tote that hospital freebie diaper bag, yes?
    But I’ve never, ever carried a purse, so I need someplace for the keys and credit cards. And as my teenage daughter points out on a daily basis, I have no style anyway, so it’s not like I have anything to lose. Yeah, excuses.

    I think I need to call a therapist or pour a cold one. Or both.

    Kels last blog post..A Shout Out

  72. romi

    June 14th, 2008 @ 2:24 pm

    My brother and sister in-law wear fanny packs, constantly. They bought my husband and I matching (monogramed) fanny bags for Christmas. They are no longer invited over for the holidays.

    Romis last blog post..Hola . . .

  73. the informal matriarch

    June 14th, 2008 @ 2:34 pm

    Fanny packs are so awful and ugly but they make me giggle. I’m sorry but I’d rather not be THAT convenient.

    The Informal Matriarchs last blog post..Headin North

  74. marchelle

    June 14th, 2008 @ 2:37 pm

    I LOOOOOATHE fanny packs. ’specially on guys. (Sorry BIL.)

    PS - thanks for the nice comments on my blog!

    marchelles last blog post..some flora-n-fauna for ya

  75. andi

    June 14th, 2008 @ 4:50 pm

    I’m with you on this one. They are wrong on so many levels.

    andis last blog post..Random letters

  76. colleen

    June 14th, 2008 @ 9:40 pm

    those things are atrocious and I will only tolerate them if they are strapped about the hips of a person on a bicycle…especially if they have on the padded biker shorts, biking shoes, and aerodynamic hat. otherwise? no.

    Colleens last blog post..FUNDRAISER FOR MID-WEST FLOOD VICTIMS!!!

  77. janethesane

    June 14th, 2008 @ 10:00 pm

    I am too hip(py) to wear a fannypack. Why draw attention to that area? Yuck.

    janethesanes last blog post..Sister Drama

  78. half-past kissin' time

    June 14th, 2008 @ 10:34 pm

    “the mullet of purses,” Best figure of speech I’ve read all day (and my reader is almost empty!!) I’m with JanetheSane on that one, too.

  79. j.danger

    June 14th, 2008 @ 11:58 pm

    The mullet of purses! Oh my word!

    mullet of purses….ha!

    Thanks for the comment- you enjoy your weekend too!

    J.Dangers last blog post..The House on Mango Street

  80. mama's losin' it

    June 15th, 2008 @ 12:17 am

    Hey I just linked into you from Dooce and I just read that entire post with the dumbest smile on my face. Took the thoughts right out of my head. I feel like I see people with fanny packs on and I just stare at them…waiting for them to reach in for a neccessity. I don’t get it. And I’m so glad you drew attention to this problem. And I love the mullet comparison.

    mama’s losin’ its last blog post..My Dad

  81. jeanie

    June 15th, 2008 @ 3:17 am

    Bit late on this - we used to call them “bumbags” but then, what we call a fanny over here is less polite that a bum.

    I hated them first time around - luckily have avoided them so far until here this century…

    Thanks for popping by mine!

    jeanies last blog post..Cannelloni Comforts!

  82. good&crazy

    June 15th, 2008 @ 12:23 pm

    Okay. The comments here are nearly as good as the original post. I heart your post and all don’t get me wrong…not THAT post, sheesh.

    I stumble U.

    Good&Crazys last blog post..L is for… You Screwed up Father’s Day!

  83. vdog

    June 16th, 2008 @ 8:16 am

    Those things are so ugly.

    A friend of mine actually uses one as a purse, throwing it in the stroller basket, but never wears it. Strange. Just strange.

    VDogs last blog post..Weekly Winners ~ Father’s Day Edition

  84. erin marie

    June 16th, 2008 @ 1:32 pm

    I had a fanny pack. And used it. It was in 3rd grade though, so I hope I can be forgiven for that. :-)
    Erin Maries last blog post..Happy Birthday Jeff (a few days late)

  85. jennifer

    June 18th, 2008 @ 7:30 pm

    I didn’t know they still made them! Gaaa…my mom used to make me where one when I was too little to carry a purse with out losing it. Ugh, I hated so much…even then (when I had no sense of fashion whatsoever) I knew that fanny packs were NOT cool.

    jennifers last blog post..Memories

  86. rachel

    June 18th, 2008 @ 8:58 pm

    Damn I adore you ;-) I despise these things.
    They’re like bright blue liquid eyeshadow with purple mascara and stirrup pants.

    rachels last blog post..Pencil VS. Eye

  87. fannypackmom

    June 21st, 2008 @ 9:38 pm

    Sorry folks…fanny packs are still a necessity for die hard shoppers. They are not just for tourists. I take my great niece to the mall and I like to be able to hold her hand as she is only 5. It beats putting a kid on a leash and dragging them around like a dog.

  88. stefunkc

    June 25th, 2008 @ 11:17 am

    Finally!! Someone who feels the same way that I do!! I just vacationed with a fanny pack wearer for 12 days and it just about sent me over the edge! Thank for for writing what so many of us are feeling.

    Now excuse me while I go hide my Crocs!

    Stefunkcs last blog post..Disney-Days 1 and 2

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