The Cotton Panty Eviction
- June 3rd, 2008 10:48 pm
A lot of people are probably busying writing posts fueled by political guise, but here at Shamelessly Sassy I have an issue that is much heavier to weigh in on:
Today, I actually climbed out of my yoga pants and into blue jeans. (Can anyone say miracle?) While doing so, my daughter chimed in, ‘Hey mom! We have the same panties.” What? I thought, looking down. The same panties as my three year old? Surely not. But I was wrong, ours were very similar. Both cotton and adorned with pink flowers and a nice elastic waistband with the brand stamped on it. (I love you Hanes and Fruit of the Loom. Love you!)
So I am here to confess this: I sport cotton panties. The same style cotton panties that my three year old wears sans the Disney Princesses or Dora. But I can’t promise that if I didn’t see day of the week panties in my size, I wouldn’t buy them. Because I totally would. I would even wear them on the correct days of the week.
Anyway…
Truthfully, I’m a bit plagued by this. Perhaps I should graduate to something grown up? Something sexier? Something less three year oldish? Or not.
To beat it all, I’m also sure that my grandmother used to wear a similar style of panties. Except hers were silky and much taller, or at least they always looked that way when she had them hanging on the line to dry. And this line of thought alone led to me to a crossroads of sort where I couldn’t decide if my panties were granny panties or children’s panties. Either way, I think it’s time for a graduation, more over an eviction of the cotton panties.
(By the way, I tried to find a visual aid online about granny panties. But they were all pretty perverse, because apparently people have fetishes for them.)
The problem with the eviction is that I’m not sure if I’m ready to branch out to new panties. The idea of a thong sort of makes me itch. I feel like I would also be doing an eviction of the thong–from my crack every five minutes. Maybe I should try something nice with lace on it. Maybe I should try anything that isn’t cotton. (But cotton is so awesome.)
I guess I could ask my husband’s opinion, but he’s probably too busy worrying about the fact that I’m talking to the internet about my panties in the first place. And who can blame him?
So this is the verdict: In the future, I might possibly branch out to try new panties that are not similar to my three year old’s.
What kind of underwear/panties/drawers are you wearing? And have you recently upgraded your taste to something that is not like that of a child or septuagenarian? I need some opinions.
PS. I am totally kidding about my style of underwear being more important than politics….sort of.
June 3rd, 2008 @ 10:56 pm
I am totally doing a panty post RIGHT NOW!!!
I am telling you girl, stay with the cotton panties. I did the whole sexy lacy thing and it is not um, healthy, to be wrapping your girly bits in that kinda shit all the time.
I still have my pretties, but most of the time it is cotton. Or commando.
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June 3rd, 2008 @ 10:58 pm
A bit out of my element here, but it seems to me you’re better off being comfortable. Gotta go with cotton.
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June 3rd, 2008 @ 11:00 pm
oh, too funny, i went to a mall for dinner tonight (Cheesecake Factory) and bought three pairs of boxers at a department store tonight and they’re (drum roll) cotton!
today, i wore my “family guy” boxers that have Stewie Griffin all over them.
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June 3rd, 2008 @ 11:00 pm
Cotton Victoria’s Secret, or Body by Victoria. So comfy.
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June 3rd, 2008 @ 11:03 pm
I just LOVE my boxer briefs. Somehow, though ……
lceels last blog post..Framed!
June 3rd, 2008 @ 11:13 pm
The words panty and panties need to be banished from the English language. GAH!!
Cotton *underwear* are the bomb, yo! Hee.
I used to wear a silky/satiney looking kind from VS. They held in stuff real well and were super comfy. (Doesn’t sound possible, right?) They also didn’t stick to my clothes like my cotton undies do.
Good luck with you SUPER! IMPORTANT! DECISION!!
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June 3rd, 2008 @ 11:20 pm
You have a unique sense of humor, and I really like that
As for panties, keep the cotton ones, and maybe invest in a few lacey ones for the appropriate times 
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June 3rd, 2008 @ 11:24 pm
Hanky Pankys. sexy. comfortable. will change your life. well, your underwear anyway. the best. oh, and i don’t work for them or anything. i just love them.
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June 3rd, 2008 @ 11:58 pm
I’m comfy with cotton panties. And those that has nice prints and candy stripes! I feel uncomfy with silk panties as it makes me itchy.
I mean I don’t really mind wearing cotton panties, as long as it’s good to wear–then I’ll still wear it. Well unless I’ve got the budget for really expensive and pretty ones, then that would be the time I’ll call for a change in style.
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June 4th, 2008 @ 12:25 am
So what do you call it if you start wearing all the girly foofy stuff (I worked at VS for 6 yrs) and go down to comfy cotton boring stuff? Maybe I should upgrade again…though I do love me the boy-cut briefs. Decisions…
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June 4th, 2008 @ 12:27 am
OK. I totally took pics of my panties. I’m not a freak, I was just lamenting about how I am such a MOM now and all my cute/sexy/girly stuff has disappeared. So, what am I going to do??? Post about it . . . Thursday
I so GET this post.
I’m figuring as long as they are bikini and don’t have cartoon characters emblazoned on them, you should be good. Silky panties spend to much time in places where they don’t belong. And me . . . pulling them out.
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June 4th, 2008 @ 12:28 am
I love me some mix of spandex and cotton. Super duper comfy and controlled. But if I’m going for a “woo hoo” moment, I like those lace ones with a wide waist and full butt. =)
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June 4th, 2008 @ 12:28 am
Geez, you are just changing everything in your life. First hotmail and now this. Look out world!
BTW, I wear Hanes Cotton comfort briefs in various colors. I love them. They are so, so comfy.
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June 4th, 2008 @ 1:06 am
I wear cotton…but not like my 5 year old. There are some more risque undies if your looking for an upgrade. And thongs, no way…butt floss I’ll pass on.
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June 4th, 2008 @ 1:44 am
I like my cotton undies. Regular, plain old, some with stripes or flowers or just solid but all cotton undies. Thongs make me pick at my butt all day, and I’m told that’s not so attractive (surprisingly enough). I just need to buy new pairs that do not look as old as mine are. I say go with what’s comfortable and then have a pair or two that are more, um, for display
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June 4th, 2008 @ 2:50 am
my ginch is totally dependent on my pants and who’s going to see me in them. that being said, i spend about 75% of my privates-covered time in microfibre, stretchy, seam-free, ultra low rise full butts. i don’t have one - a butt - so i find these don’t enhance that and yet, kind still make it look like cameron diaz’s in the dancing scene from charlie angels. otherwise - microfibre thongs. also ultra low rise.
mostly cuz all of my pants are low rise or too big
June 4th, 2008 @ 3:30 am
The boys are going to love this commenting section….
Well, though I do own thongs and I do own Fruit of Looms, I go for a really thin, seamless cotton panty that doesn’t ride up. I buy them at the Canadian equivalently of Victoria’s Secret and I actually prefer them over normal cotton Fruits…and they’re hot.
The test is always the tight work out capri sweats…they can’t show lines OR ride up and these guys do neither. Seamless, baby..it’s the way to go!
OMG, I haven’t been here in ages…it looks amazing. Good job girl!
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June 4th, 2008 @ 3:37 am
You mean like, er, right now?
I think it’s best for all concerned if we don’t go any further with that.
Can anyone say ‘Walnut’…
(Hipster trunks by choice, btw)
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June 4th, 2008 @ 4:01 am
I’m all about comfort, most of the time. but they have to have cute designs on them. I’ve learned guys only care for a minute, and then they are on the floor anyway!
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June 4th, 2008 @ 5:23 am
I was embarrassed into giving those up YEARS back by a boyfriend whom I did not marry.
now I think I want em back. thanks for that
I currently hath found comfort AND love in cheapa** target boyshorts!
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June 4th, 2008 @ 5:51 am
http://www.hanes.com/Hanes/Products/Women-Hanes/Women_ShopByCategory-Hanes/Women_Panties-Hanes/Women_Panties_CottonComfortSoft-Hanes/ET41.aspx
If these aren’t too close to what you’re already wearing… They add a little bit of hipness and your tush looks fan(ny)tastic. They’re still cotton, but supersoft stretchy beautiful cotton. The waistband is even wrapped in it! They are soooo comfy and adorable.
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June 4th, 2008 @ 6:13 am
I too was a cotton panty type of girl for a long time. I love cotton.
Step 1:
Purchase Body by Victoria
Step 2:
Graduate to Hanky Panky.
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June 4th, 2008 @ 6:17 am
Why all the hating on the thongs? They provide a controlled wedgie, one you don’t need to pick out. With a wedgie from a fuller cut, the fabric bunches up in the butt crack, and that is truly uncomfortable. I never have to pick my butt with a thong, and never any panty lines. They come in cotton as well.
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June 4th, 2008 @ 6:18 am
I laugh every time I hear mention of “thongs”, because it makes me think of comedian that I heard once, saying how dangerous thong bikinis are at the beach…. she said if you sit in the sand and then jog on the beach, you might cut yourself in half… LOL
Jackie
http://thoughtsfromthedeepend.net
PS- Boring old cotton for me…. COMFORT is KEY!!!
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June 4th, 2008 @ 6:47 am
I’m just happy when there is a clean pair in the drawer.
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June 4th, 2008 @ 7:49 am
No confessing! I wear cotton and I’m proud of it! As an added bonus, my boyfriend finds them sexy.
I usually wear the same style - string bikinis (with the string over the hip), but I’ve got them in both cotton and satin. If I mix it up, I’ll wear boy cut ones every once in a while.
Lace drives me insane. Sexy is whatever you are comfortable in.
Annies last blog post..Wordless Wednesday
June 4th, 2008 @ 8:03 am
I feel your pain. I graduated from always-unravelling cottons to silky bikinis to my now favorite: lacy boy-short panties from Target.
I’ve gotta say they’re my favorite. They don’t give you a VPL and are even husband-sexy. (mine would prefer me in a thong every day, surprise surprise).
June 4th, 2008 @ 8:14 am
Cotton all the way sister. Even if they’re Victoria’s Secret I still get the cotton ones. I’m ALL ABOUT comfort over fashion. And really? Who ever sees them anyway?
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June 4th, 2008 @ 8:17 am
i wear cotton panties. the same ones you’re talking about. nothing to be ashamed of. they are comfortable, man.
June 4th, 2008 @ 8:34 am
Body By Victoria. Super sexy and super soft and still will cover what you want to cover. Lots of fun prints too
You’ll have to keep us updated - haha!
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June 4th, 2008 @ 8:45 am
I mostly wear cotton panties too. I find them the most comfy. I do wear boody shorts sometimes, and the odd time a thong, but cotton is the way to go.
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June 4th, 2008 @ 8:50 am
I am Victoria Secrets kinda girl.. but NO LACE. F- that .. it hurts.. haha. but as others have mentioned, Body by Victoria are awesome!!!
LOVE the new look.
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June 4th, 2008 @ 8:55 am
I’m proud to sport the granny panty. PROUD!
And XBbox… You’re European and Europeans wear nasty banana hammocks. Your worst quality.
June 4th, 2008 @ 8:56 am
my only requisite is “clean” because you know there’s that whole getting hit by a bus thing
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June 4th, 2008 @ 9:03 am
All I know is that middle-age and muffin-topped goes best with cotton.
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June 4th, 2008 @ 9:06 am
HAHA! From your description it sounds to me like we are wearing the EXACT same undies (I can’t use the word panties. I HATE that word).
My weight keeps going back and forth between being pregnant and then not pregnant and then pregnant again, so buying the cotton Hanes is just cheaper right now. But if I EVER stop having kids (aww…) I’ll probably get the Body by Victoria’s Secret undies.
And I don’t even waste time asking hubby which undies he prefers. He doesn’t really notice them anyway. He would much prefer WHATEVER underwear I’m wearing to be off.
Is that TMI?
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June 4th, 2008 @ 9:40 am
Love the pretty page
Um… commando.
Underwear (boy shorts) are only worn during particular times of the month
Pretty cotton thongs are wonderful, too 
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June 4th, 2008 @ 9:46 am
Stay with cotton; there ARE sexy-ish cotton ones out there. Get the kind with the string on the sides (I think Hanes actually makes some similar), but yeah, cotton is good.
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June 4th, 2008 @ 10:20 am
Great timing on this post. I’m working on trying to feel pretty again, comfortable in my post-pregnancy body. (Yeah, my kids are 2. I’m a late bloomer.) This morning, I took the bull by the horns and put on one of my back-when-I-was-cute lacy thongs. I looked in the mirror. I threw the lace in the laundry and switched to cotton briefs. And they do look like my two-year-olds’.
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June 4th, 2008 @ 10:42 am
I just had a panty post not long ago. I discovered some cotton BEIGE underwear in my drawer. Eww.
Anyway, I went to Victoria’s Secret and while they may be cotton, they’re hawt - with lace trim!
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June 4th, 2008 @ 10:42 am
I have read that cotton is better for your nether regions. I have also read and seen on Oprah that thongs promote bad health, things such as UTI, bladder infection and other things that are not fun to go through.
I have a couple of go-to sexy undies when I want to feel a little bit sexier, but not once has my boyfriend said anything about them. As in, ooooh I like those sexy underwear. I do prefer my full bottomed bikins though because they don’t go up my butt and are way more comfortable to work in. Also, when I wear thongs with a dress my butt tends to eat my dress. What I mean is that the dress bunches up between my butt cheeks when I go from sitting to standing. How embarassing right? If you are like me , size 10 - 14+, and have a big booty, you have to be aware of those types of problems.
I am all for the cotton, full bottom undies and I used to only wear thongs.
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June 4th, 2008 @ 10:43 am
Stretchy microfiber cotton….FABULOUS! OR even satiny with cotton lining…AWESOME!!
Love the new layout!
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June 4th, 2008 @ 11:43 am
once- again, I am with you on the panties. Mine resemble my daughters, except the mermaids, and Dora’s.
Mine have stripes or flowers, or are solid colored. When my hubby and I went on our cruise- I decided to get wild and buy TWO new pairs of somewhat sexy underwear. STILL COTTON- but with a trim of lace on the top 
WOW- pretty wild. My problem is- I have this “muffin top” that needs to stay tucked in. So al this low rise bull shit- just wont hang. (pun fully intended!) 
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June 4th, 2008 @ 12:16 pm
I wear cotton low rise bikini briefs from Victoria’s Secret. Some are solid, some have stripes, flowers, etc. and could possibly be mistaken for children’s panties. They are comfortable and I don’t have a VPL (visible panty line), so they work for me!
I do have sexier options for “play time.”
RubiaLalas last blog post..Rocks
June 4th, 2008 @ 12:21 pm
I have drawers full of all kinds of pretty underwear in all decorations, cuts and sizes… and four pairs of practical cotton panties.
Guess which ones I wear all the time, unless I have been lazy with the laundry and have to break out an emergency pair of lacy ones?
On another related note… my mother for my last birthday, sent me two pairs of control top panties. I am still working though how I feel about this.
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June 4th, 2008 @ 12:39 pm
I like my cotton ones although I am always heading the lacy panties department, just to get that sexy feel on my fingertips, but then again, for whatever reason, I just don’t buy them….
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June 4th, 2008 @ 1:18 pm
OMG. Sometimes you’re me. No really! I just went through a “panny upgrade” ( I say panny & so does my daughter, there is no “t” in the word I tell you!). Anyhow, yes I too noticed something was horribly wrong when my daughter and I had similar pannies. Also my BFF totally made fun of them every time she saw them. She bought me my first pair of sexies. They’re pure black lace. No thong! I now buy silky-lycra-like boy shorts with some lace around the edges, and other feel-good, look-good styles. LOOK @ Target, you can’t go wrong! I do still wear my cottons too, no need to give em up completely….Good luck with your transition into adult pannies!
June 4th, 2008 @ 1:18 pm
I say unless you do something that expects your panties a certain way, like pole dancing, wear whatever you like. Even if you match your three year old.
June 4th, 2008 @ 2:00 pm
If it makes you feel better, mine match my six year old’s (Hooray for Hanes)….and were it not for my worn-on-the-outside tee shirt, onlookers would know the name-brand as well as they extend beyond the wish-it-were-on-my-waistline top of my pants.
Soft, durable and you don’t feel sinful throwing them away if they get…uh, sullied.
Make no knicker apologies!
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June 4th, 2008 @ 2:10 pm
I wear Hanes Body Creations Bikini: http://tinyurl.com/5l5b5l They’re not thongs (HATE.) but they’re not cotton either. They’re really soft and silky but so comfy and they don’t show really bad panty lines either (if you worry about that sort of thing… but I’m usually in my sweats so no one can see the lines, lol)
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June 4th, 2008 @ 2:15 pm
I definitely didn’t need a visual of the grannie panties. I remember seeing them in my grandmother’s house, and WOW!-Please don’t go that route!!!
I wear these: http://www.maidenform.com/catalog/thumbnail.jsp?parentCategoryId=2&categoryId=78
By Maidenform. They have some really nice ones, that aren’t cotton, but are way comfy, and don’t creep up your crack all day.
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June 4th, 2008 @ 2:16 pm
I have all sorts of underwear in my drawer - mostly from Victoria’s Secret. Some cotton, some not. Let’s just say I’ve got underwear for all occasions. (I’ve even got “period” underwear). But, on a daily basis, I basically wear the VS hiphugger underwear. I BIG HEART the hiphugger underwear because they are a bit lower on the waist (for my jeans) but they still cover my hips.
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June 4th, 2008 @ 2:41 pm
Commando for me. Unless it’s that time of the month, then it’s thigh-cut cotton briefs.
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June 4th, 2008 @ 2:50 pm
Cotton is absolutely the best material! Just upgrade your style
Get rid of the classic briefs and go for a cute boyshort or bikini.
June 4th, 2008 @ 3:20 pm
Nothing more comfortable then the granny panties. Of course without the hubbies knowledge.
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June 4th, 2008 @ 3:29 pm
HellO!? I can’t be walking around with ANY kind of fabric up my crack.
My sister in law is appalled at my choice of undergarments, but hey, if I want to wear panties that come 8 in a pack for under $10 from Costco, I can.
HER underwear cost 10 bucks EACH. That means I’ve got $70 bucks to spend on stuff people will see.
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June 4th, 2008 @ 3:51 pm
OMG! Cotton Panties are the best.
I wear Victoria’s Secret low rise panties. They are awesome and my panties don’t show when I bend over. They have sales. I haven’t bought any for 3 years…not one hole in any of them.
BTW your panties are way more important than today’s political issues. There is no canidate touching your hooha, or is there?
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June 4th, 2008 @ 3:54 pm
I LOVE my Body by Victoria panties. They are soft, stay in place, contain the jiggle, and have no visible lines. The downside…a bit pricey.
http://www2.victoriassecret.com/commerce/application/prodDisplay/?namespace=productDisplay&origin=onlineProductDisplay.jsp&event=display&prnbr=8P-185563&page=1&cgname=OSPTYBBVZZZ
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June 4th, 2008 @ 5:25 pm
What ever happened to Victoria Secret? And you can order online!!!
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June 4th, 2008 @ 7:59 pm
Cottin, bikinis or boy-cut all the way. A few pairs of red and black silkies for sexy-times are a’ight. But not for everyday!
June 4th, 2008 @ 8:00 pm
I confess that I’m a Hanes Her Way girl. But I’ll further confess that there is a contingent of post-hysterectomy 40-somethings who routinely go commando…me included. It’s a feeling of freedom…
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June 4th, 2008 @ 10:07 pm
boy shorts…cotton. absolutely no f*(king thongs. lace is overrated.
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June 4th, 2008 @ 10:15 pm
I just graduated to grown up panties because I needed to lose the belly fat and it’s quite the motivator. Muffin tops over sexy panties are so 1776. For the record, I was NOT around then.
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June 5th, 2008 @ 12:01 am
I wear Victoria’s Secret undies - I don’t know what you’d call the style but it has string sides but fully covers the front and back. I can’t wear thongs either. I’ve tried and it feels like I’m walking around with a wedgie all day.
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June 5th, 2008 @ 8:18 am
I’ve actually evicted the “sexy” underwear long ago. *grin* I used to wear the silky ones with much less fabric and now I’ve “graduated” to the granny style. They’re so much more comfy and the ‘taller’ ones help hold in my tummy.
They are oh so unsexy but I don’t really care. Hubby thinks they are funny. Maybe if I lose more weight I’ll go back to the less fabric ones but for now it’s Granny all the way!
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June 5th, 2008 @ 9:05 am
I must say, Amanda-I was totally intimidated by the new look. I was scared, change scares me, and I wasn’t sure where to click to comment.
Panties:
I mix it up; cotton, boxer briefs, nude no shows/seamless, thongs, etc. My husband worked for Victoria’s Secret who owns that sexy Italian company Intimissimi-I went back to the days of coordinating lingerie. It has made the biggest difference in how I feel about myself, regardless of who sees them.
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June 5th, 2008 @ 11:58 am
cotton panties..
today mine are solid but I have pretty flower ones too…
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June 5th, 2008 @ 12:10 pm
I’m a VS addict. I own over 60 thongs. LOL I don’t wear ANYTHING but that.
However, I’ve become a fan of “boy shorts”. VS has these satiny/silkee ones that I ADORE!!! They don’t stick to clothing, they’re low rise and super super comfy.
Lace ITCHES…I refuse to wear it.
Cotton low rise briefs or Microfiner are AWESOME…(but I go with the thong versions of those)
Have fun with your undies…and make sure they’re comfy. I’ll tell you this…I NEVER have to evict things from my hiney! *hugs*
June 5th, 2008 @ 3:52 pm
I’m a thong kind of a girl. And, as gross as it sounds, once your crack “toughens up” you don’t even feel them in there anymore. They just take some getting used to, that’s all. Aside from thongs I LOVE boyshorts! I call them cheekers because the bottom of your cheeks pop out and it drives your man WILD. I highly recommend panties from VS. Seriously, they are cute and comfortable. Even their cotton collection is sexy.
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June 5th, 2008 @ 5:04 pm
Dude, you’re talking to someone whose MOTHER still buys her underpants. Seriously. I know some women are all about lingerie, but I could give a flying fig about it looking sexy. Victoria’s Secret is totally wasted on me. To me it’s all about comfort. For Christmas my mom sent me a metric pant(y)load of Hanky Panky thongs and they are the most comfortable underwear EVAH so there’s a grown up yet comfy option for you!
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June 5th, 2008 @ 6:50 pm
I am a Victoria’s girl all the way - but the cotton ones. Once I was pregnant I could never go back to silkies everyday. (I can’t believe I am typing this!) I am a fan of their Pink line but I can only wear thongs - yeah, i am so sure you wanted to know that too!!
June 5th, 2008 @ 8:39 pm
I love hipster style panties with lace. Vanity Fair makes nice ones that don’t itch. Also in satiny material that I find does much better in the mid-rise low cut jeans than cotton. Hipsters are comfy but still hawt and sexy too. Plus, the hipster style is the perfect height for hiding my stretch marked stomach while not looking like grandma panties.
Lunanik is right about the thongs. If you want to wear them, it takes getting use to. But your butthole does toughen up. I wore them before having kids. I’ve never gone back though and don’t miss them AT ALL.
I can’t wait to hear about the google hits you get off of this one. Women’s skid mark panties. There! I share the skid mark panty love!
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June 5th, 2008 @ 8:48 pm
Wow, it really was all about the underwear this week! Boxers for me.
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June 6th, 2008 @ 2:07 pm
I wear the cotton, colored “boy cut” underdies. I say underdies because a good friend of mine had a daughter that called them that when she was little. “Under these…” she said. hee…
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June 7th, 2008 @ 12:32 pm
I love cotton panties! I don’t like the lines they leave in my dress pants, though. Any recommendations?? You MUST read my post from yesterday (friday)!! (it’s on this topic!)
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June 8th, 2008 @ 7:44 pm
77 comments?! How do you make the time?
I wear VS signature cotton panties-bikini with a few French cut leg thrown in for good measure. Totally the same as yours, but from Victoria’s Secret; which makes them much sexier.
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June 9th, 2008 @ 7:25 pm
Im so way late to the panty party.. but .. I cant resist.
Cotton Thongs… so says the 31 year old mother of 5.
For everyday comfort..COTTON..for the refusal to be my granny..THONG. Cotton Thong.
Oh. Yeah.
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June 10th, 2008 @ 2:23 pm
Hi, floated in from Play Groupie Jennifer.
Great post! Currently I’m wearing some Fruit of the Loom Hipsters. They’re sort of boyish cut, with lace trim and a bow. They come in 3 packs and I’m not ashamed to admit that I <3 them. I also <3 the low rise bikins from Hanes that I had on yesterday. They had a pretty light pink stripe that happend to match my tank top. Not that anyone saw them yesterday, but it’s been a pleaser in the past…
I say go for comfy. I know the ones that Queen of the Shake - Shake speaks of and used to have a few pairs, but I think the laundry mat ate them because they disapeared…They were comfy (and reported to be sexy) too.
Good luck!
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June 11th, 2008 @ 2:24 pm
(still getting caught up…)
I like the new look! And I DO have cotton day-of-the-week panties that I wear on the correct days. Got them at Kohl’s eons ago… They’re actually some of my more comfy pairs!
I do wear mostly cotton panties of the Victoria’s Secret “Pink” variety, but I do have a handful of comfy thongs–yes, those two words can go together when you have the right style/size! Most of my cotton panties are the hipster style with loud stripes, spots, and/or saucy sayings on them. Makes them seem way less granny or preschooler-ish. Sort of.
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June 14th, 2008 @ 7:40 pm
Yup, I’m one of the “cotton underwear” crew… I remember when I bought this last batch (which includes some flowery prints) that I thought they reminded me of when I was a kid, but who cares - the cotton is comfortable and I’m really past worrying about underwear that looks sexy or matching bra/panty sets. If it fits and it’s comfortable and doesn’t give me panty lines I’m on (in) it. Funny thing about your daughter telling you that you and her both have the same underwear - my three-year-old said the same thing to me a few months ago but followed up with “but YOURS are big and MINE are small”… thank God she didn’t tell me I had Granny panties b/c I would have been scarred for life.
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June 21st, 2008 @ 8:27 pm
Cotton all the way, chica! Well. I can hardly speak. I’m wearing my cotton VS bikinis that I got shortly before dd was born in 2000. I think I just need to update the ones I have.
My best friend wears thongs and it pains me to even think about it. And woo-woo moments? Those are few and far between these days, lol. They wouldn’t last on me if I wore them anyway.
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June 22nd, 2008 @ 6:19 pm
Go to Victoria’s Secret and buy Low Rise Hipsters. They are cotton but with really cute lace in two places. And…Most importantly…they’re sexy without climbing up your butt all day long. Very nice in my husband’s humble opinion. Good luck!
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June 22nd, 2008 @ 6:26 pm
I just commented, but the internet ate it. Must be hungry…
Anyway…
Go to Victoria’s Secret and get yourself some Low Rise Hipsters. They are cotton, but they have two pieces of lace that make them cute. And…Most Importantly…They don’t climb up your butt all day long. In my husband’s humble opinion, they are sexy. Have fun!
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June 25th, 2008 @ 11:20 am
Thongs all the way!! I wouldn’t have believed that if you’d told me a few years ago. Not having VPL (visible panty line) is a liberating thing! I started out by sleeping in them and gradually made them a during the day thing!
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July 8th, 2008 @ 9:05 am
Away with the cotton panties and especially those awful thongs. I grew up in the sixties where those helthy backsides wore those full cut old fashion high waisted wide crotch double fabric silk panties. Wemon with great backsides wearing those full cut panties with the tiny elastics left something for the imagination. Especially those large noticable crotch seams. Yeah i know that I sound something like a freak, but those seem sexier and more feminine.
Passing the clothelines in the country you saw assorted colors of these wonderful briefs. And ladies!!! forget the boxers. It wouldn’t take much for your boyfriend or husband to pull down those full cut briefs.
Thanks
Edward Lindsey
July 9th, 2008 @ 11:10 am
lThe soft delicate silky submissive fabric of full cut panties are for the ladies for sure. I watched the oprah winfrey show where these two fashion guru’s from Britian came to the oprah show and aired a show called what not to wear this summer where this little trusting mom met these two brits in the mall. After critizing her torn jeans which were too tight they turned her back to the camere and to her suprise they stuck their finger in the holes just above the back pocket and with a sudden tug in the holes they pulled tearing the jeans. The pockets disappeared revealing a soft silkie full cut pearl colored pantie brief. The continued attack on the jeans caused the delicate elastics at the legs to tuck itself on the underside of the jeans as the soft fabric writhed in every direction. Afterwards the two British guru’s led little mom who laughted hysterically back to the dressing room for a change. It was a good thing she had on full cut panties.
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July 12th, 2008 @ 11:17 pm
Since I missed this post the first time around and undies are a topic I feel strongly about… I had to comment now!
I abhor pantie lines. So, it’s either thongs (which are not something worn on the feet, those are flip flops) or Spanx… Thank the Good Lord for Spanx.
Seriously, have you ever looked at the rear end of the lady in front of you… really looked an saw—
a) obvious pantie lines, sometimes right where they belong, but still present… other times one line is creeping into some odd angle where it definitely doesn’t belong, or they BOTH are. Ew.
b) the shape, color, pattern, etc… of said undies through the wearers shorts, pants, skirt. This is just more information than we need.
c) a whole lot of bumpy skin because the pants are a light color and/or fitted. Come on now, we all now cellulite is a reality, just put some Spanx on under those khakis and all is right with the world.
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August 10th, 2008 @ 6:55 pm
Girls, girls, girls………..
Im sitting here in little old Ireland and I cannot tell you the fun and thrill I got from reading all your posts. I felt like a mozilla peeping tom. As a panty fetishist, can thank you all sooo much for giving me the pleasure of reading your unrestrained comments about your undies/panties/knickers/ etc. With some of you I even got to see a pic which kinda completes the fantasy………x
keep talking girls and Ill keep listenin……