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		<title>By: Brea in Texas</title>
		<link>http://shamelesslysassy.com/2008/05/20/olfactory-functions/comment-page-1/#comment-3536</link>
		<dc:creator>Brea in Texas</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 27 May 2008 19:13:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I really love the pregnancy ones. Having my kids so close together, I think I heard them all!

I remember three from my childhood, which I thought were total crap, that turned out to be true.

My grandma always told me that if you have a goat, it&#039;ll keep the fleas off your chickens. (Yes, I realize that this is completely useless to a vast majority of the population, but you never know when you&#039;ll need to know something like that!)

And the leaves on a mesquite tree don&#039;t come out until after the last spring frost. I go by this every. single. year. when I plant my garden. It&#039;s worked every time. 

You can tell the temperature by counting the number of cricket chirps. I don&#039;t remember the exact formula anymore, but I do remember losing a substantial amount of money (like $20 or something!) because I bet that it wouldn&#039;t work. It did. We shorely do gots us some smart crickets here in Texas, y&#039;all!!

~Brea

Brea in Texass last blog post..&lt;a href=&quot;http://tinymama.blogspot.com/2008/05/what-to-write.html&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;What to Write?&lt;/a&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I really love the pregnancy ones. Having my kids so close together, I think I heard them all!</p>
<p>I remember three from my childhood, which I thought were total crap, that turned out to be true.</p>
<p>My grandma always told me that if you have a goat, it&#8217;ll keep the fleas off your chickens. (Yes, I realize that this is completely useless to a vast majority of the population, but you never know when you&#8217;ll need to know something like that!)</p>
<p>And the leaves on a mesquite tree don&#8217;t come out until after the last spring frost. I go by this every. single. year. when I plant my garden. It&#8217;s worked every time. </p>
<p>You can tell the temperature by counting the number of cricket chirps. I don&#8217;t remember the exact formula anymore, but I do remember losing a substantial amount of money (like $20 or something!) because I bet that it wouldn&#8217;t work. It did. We shorely do gots us some smart crickets here in Texas, y&#8217;all!!</p>
<p>~Brea</p>
<p>Brea in Texass last blog post..<a href="http://tinymama.blogspot.com/2008/05/what-to-write.html" rel="nofollow">What to Write?</a></p>
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		<title>By: jenni</title>
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		<dc:creator>jenni</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 23 May 2008 22:25:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;If you play with trash, you will get dirty.&quot;  
My granny was not talking about garbage.

Everyone in town knows my husband by the name Sassy.

jennis last blog post..&lt;a href=&quot;http://1311vernon.blogspot.com/2008/05/its-here.html&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;It&#039;s Here...A Tank or a Toilet.&lt;/a&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;If you play with trash, you will get dirty.&#8221;<br />
My granny was not talking about garbage.</p>
<p>Everyone in town knows my husband by the name Sassy.</p>
<p>jennis last blog post..<a href="http://1311vernon.blogspot.com/2008/05/its-here.html" rel="nofollow">It&#8217;s Here&#8230;A Tank or a Toilet.</a></p>
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		<title>By: Bekki</title>
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		<dc:creator>Bekki</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 23 May 2008 05:03:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>There is a reason I pee before reading your posts...(grin)

Bekkis last blog post..&lt;a href=&quot;http://nectarfizz.wordpress.com/2008/05/23/wisconsin-3/&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Wisconsin..&lt;/a&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>There is a reason I pee before reading your posts&#8230;(grin)</p>
<p>Bekkis last blog post..<a href="http://nectarfizz.wordpress.com/2008/05/23/wisconsin-3/" rel="nofollow">Wisconsin..</a></p>
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		<title>By: Felicity</title>
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		<dc:creator>Felicity</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 23 May 2008 04:46:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Bright eyed and bushy tailed
I&#039;ll be a monkey&#039;s uncle
Put your mouth where your money is
That is a hair brain idea
When the going gets tough the tough get going
all way too confusing...

Felicitys last blog post..&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.ladiosadevino.com/2008/05/momma-needs-some-space.html&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Momma needs some space&lt;/a&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Bright eyed and bushy tailed<br />
I&#8217;ll be a monkey&#8217;s uncle<br />
Put your mouth where your money is<br />
That is a hair brain idea<br />
When the going gets tough the tough get going<br />
all way too confusing&#8230;</p>
<p>Felicitys last blog post..<a href="http://www.ladiosadevino.com/2008/05/momma-needs-some-space.html" rel="nofollow">Momma needs some space</a></p>
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		<title>By: Queen of Shake Shake</title>
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		<dc:creator>Queen of Shake Shake</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 23 May 2008 01:03:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>...adding cucumbers to my grocery list because I HAVE to test this out.  

Though I grew up with copperheads, water moccasins, and coral snakes, I never heard the thing about cucumbers and copperheads, so maybe it will work for me.

Queen of Shake Shakes last blog post..&lt;a href=&quot;http://queenofshake-shake.blogspot.com/2008/05/im-getting-pissed-off-and-lack-of-vodka.html&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Thing One &amp; Thing Two&lt;/a&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8230;adding cucumbers to my grocery list because I HAVE to test this out.  </p>
<p>Though I grew up with copperheads, water moccasins, and coral snakes, I never heard the thing about cucumbers and copperheads, so maybe it will work for me.</p>
<p>Queen of Shake Shakes last blog post..<a href="http://queenofshake-shake.blogspot.com/2008/05/im-getting-pissed-off-and-lack-of-vodka.html" rel="nofollow">Thing One &amp; Thing Two</a></p>
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		<title>By: Nikki</title>
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		<dc:creator>Nikki</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 22 May 2008 17:47:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>A couple pregnancy ones...

If a pregnant woman pees into a cup with Drano - as in the stuff that clears nasty hair balls from your pipes (must be the powder sort, not liquid) and it turns blue - having a boy - green - having a girl.  
If you carry the baby high - its a boy.
If you are pregnant and ready to pop eat pizza and voila! BABY!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A couple pregnancy ones&#8230;</p>
<p>If a pregnant woman pees into a cup with Drano &#8211; as in the stuff that clears nasty hair balls from your pipes (must be the powder sort, not liquid) and it turns blue &#8211; having a boy &#8211; green &#8211; having a girl.<br />
If you carry the baby high &#8211; its a boy.<br />
If you are pregnant and ready to pop eat pizza and voila! BABY!</p>
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		<title>By: Tiffany</title>
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		<dc:creator>Tiffany</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 22 May 2008 15:48:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I could probably write a book for you. I&#039;m from East Texas, which for those of you who don&#039;t know...is it&#039;s own country. 

I was told my son was a girl b/c my tummy was high....

If you sweep after dark you&#039;re inviting the devil...(go Granny)

If a black cat crosses your path, spit and curse to fight off the demons...(What demons care if you spit &amp; Curse?)

If you spill salt, take a pinch and throw it over your shoulder of you&#039;ll have bad luck. *shrug*

A watched pot...never boils (I&#039;ve watched them...thanks)

If you drop a comb or brush...step on it first...or you&#039;ll bring evil to yourself.

Oh...and yeah....

If your palm itches, put it in your purse or pocket...you&#039;ll get money. (Dear GOD why am I not rich yet??????)


PS...what magazine was this???</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I could probably write a book for you. I&#8217;m from East Texas, which for those of you who don&#8217;t know&#8230;is it&#8217;s own country. </p>
<p>I was told my son was a girl b/c my tummy was high&#8230;.</p>
<p>If you sweep after dark you&#8217;re inviting the devil&#8230;(go Granny)</p>
<p>If a black cat crosses your path, spit and curse to fight off the demons&#8230;(What demons care if you spit &amp; Curse?)</p>
<p>If you spill salt, take a pinch and throw it over your shoulder of you&#8217;ll have bad luck. *shrug*</p>
<p>A watched pot&#8230;never boils (I&#8217;ve watched them&#8230;thanks)</p>
<p>If you drop a comb or brush&#8230;step on it first&#8230;or you&#8217;ll bring evil to yourself.</p>
<p>Oh&#8230;and yeah&#8230;.</p>
<p>If your palm itches, put it in your purse or pocket&#8230;you&#8217;ll get money. (Dear GOD why am I not rich yet??????)</p>
<p>PS&#8230;what magazine was this???</p>
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		<title>By: Jackie</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jackie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 22 May 2008 14:01:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I just discovered your site!  
I was just telling a friend the other day that my Mom used to tell us not to break the icicles that hung off the the roof...
because....
are you ready for this?...
The caused POLIO!!!

(As I shared this Mom-ism with her, I started laughing...
and snorting... which is an embarrassing thing I do when I laugh too hard!)

Thanks for the laugh...  I won&#039;t tell my husband about your find.... he&#039;ll be requesting for me to prepare garden salad every night... (before bed!)
;)
Jackie
http://thoughtsfromthedeepend.net

Jackies last blog post..&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.thoughtsfromthedeepend.net/2008/05/we-are-in-hot-water.html&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;We are like, SO in HOT Water!!&lt;/a&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I just discovered your site!<br />
I was just telling a friend the other day that my Mom used to tell us not to break the icicles that hung off the the roof&#8230;<br />
because&#8230;.<br />
are you ready for this?&#8230;<br />
The caused POLIO!!!</p>
<p>(As I shared this Mom-ism with her, I started laughing&#8230;<br />
and snorting&#8230; which is an embarrassing thing I do when I laugh too hard!)</p>
<p>Thanks for the laugh&#8230;  I won&#8217;t tell my husband about your find&#8230;. he&#8217;ll be requesting for me to prepare garden salad every night&#8230; (before bed!)<br />
 <img src='http://shamelesslysassy.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /><br />
Jackie<br />
<a href="http://thoughtsfromthedeepend.net" rel="nofollow">http://thoughtsfromthedeepend.net</a></p>
<p>Jackies last blog post..<a href="http://www.thoughtsfromthedeepend.net/2008/05/we-are-in-hot-water.html" rel="nofollow">We are like, SO in HOT Water!!</a></p>
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		<title>By: NES</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 May 2008 11:40:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>How about my Polish great-grandmother&#039;s:
&quot;&quot;Shh!  The evil eye might hear you!&quot;&quot;

NESs last blog post..&lt;a href=&quot;http://noteverstill.blogspot.com/2008/05/portrait-of-femininity.html&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Portrait of femininity&lt;/a&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>How about my Polish great-grandmother&#8217;s:<br />
&#8220;&#8221;Shh!  The evil eye might hear you!&#8221;"</p>
<p>NESs last blog post..<a href="http://noteverstill.blogspot.com/2008/05/portrait-of-femininity.html" rel="nofollow">Portrait of femininity</a></p>
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		<title>By: Brittany</title>
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		<dc:creator>Brittany</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 22 May 2008 10:56:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>My grandmother always says, &quot;I&#039;m as happy as a dead big in the sunshine&quot; How does she know the dead pig is happy?

Brittanys last blog post..&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.thesupergoddess.com/2008/05/job-fair-adventure.html&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;The Job Fair Adventure&lt;/a&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My grandmother always says, &#8220;I&#8217;m as happy as a dead big in the sunshine&#8221; How does she know the dead pig is happy?</p>
<p>Brittanys last blog post..<a href="http://www.thesupergoddess.com/2008/05/job-fair-adventure.html" rel="nofollow">The Job Fair Adventure</a></p>
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