Some Allie for Your Thoughts
- April 2nd, 2008 3:53 pm
In lieu of any actual blog material, I’m going to post some tid-bits from Allie recently. The past few days have been insanely busy, and the craziness looks as if it intends to continue on into the weekend.
Allie: My booty’s kind of hurting.
Me: Why?
Allie: Well…I just been diggin’ it.
Me: Diggin’ it??
Allie: Yeah, you know, just diggin’ my crack.
Such a modest girl. She takes after her father.
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Allie: Mom, will you take me to Hollywood?
Me: Hollywood? You’re three years old. What do you know about Hollywood?
Allie: That’s where Dolly Parton lives?!?
Me: OH, you mean Dollywood?
Allie: Yeah, that’s what I said. Dollywood. I love Dolly Parton.
Me: ?!?!?
Yes, for those of you that just tuned in, Allie has recently become a die hard Dolly fan?
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Allie: Mommy, I’ve got a baby in my belly?
Me: WHAT?
Allie: a baby. in my belly.
Me: you do? What sort of baby?
Allie: two of them. A brother and a sister.
Me: a brother and a sister for who?
Allie: just for my own self. *insert smug face*
Me: :Well, good luck That’s the only way you’re getting a brother and a sister for the next few years.
Allie: whatever. *eye roll*
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Me: Allie, do you want to go outside and slide?
Allie: Your mom does.
Yes, I got your mommed earlier this week. Thanks, Adam.
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Sometimes I wonder if she has a snowball’s chance in hell of being normal. I sort of hope not. I love how quirky she is for just three, and I’m really happy that I’m raising my child in a house where laughter is the prevailing sound. I love my little crack-diggin’ girl.
April 2nd, 2008 @ 4:21 pm
Imagining “just diggin’ my crack” coming from that face has made my day. What a hoot!
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April 2nd, 2008 @ 4:47 pm
I love kids’ brains.
my Tornado is the same SO COMFORTABLE in her own skin way.
I always say to her:
will you always be unapologetically yourself?
Tornado: Yes, mama, yes.
(though she says the same thing when I offer french fries)
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April 2nd, 2008 @ 5:07 pm
Individuality is the best thing she could have.
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April 2nd, 2008 @ 5:12 pm
That’s one fiery red head you got there! I love that she totally called you out. Too priceless. And, digging her crack? So ladylike.
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April 2nd, 2008 @ 5:20 pm
LOL, she is too funny! I love the funny stuff kids say!
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April 2nd, 2008 @ 5:43 pm
LMAO! OMG, that “your mom does” story his HIL-ARIOUS! I love it!
Dude, I’m 30 and my mom is 57 and we totally say “Your Mom!” to each other.
Your mom does! LOL, I’m crackin’ up over here!
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April 2nd, 2008 @ 6:42 pm
Awh, she is so darling. I love this age when they are just starting to work out the language.
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April 2nd, 2008 @ 9:05 pm
she is adorable. a little adorable butt scratcher…WAY too cute!
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April 2nd, 2008 @ 9:57 pm
ahahaha I just love your blog….and your kid-good stuff
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April 2nd, 2008 @ 10:30 pm
Isn’t this a fantastic age? She’s a cutie, that’s for sure!
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April 3rd, 2008 @ 12:06 am
What a fabulous way to grow up in a house with so much fun and laughter. Pure awesomeness.
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April 3rd, 2008 @ 1:15 am
Normal? What fun would that be?
And yay for all the laughter!
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April 3rd, 2008 @ 2:17 am
I love Dolly Parton, and I love your kid.
No way will she be normal! That kid is unique.
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April 3rd, 2008 @ 3:20 am
Is there such thing as a sass prodigy? If not, she just took the title. Momma jokes and “whatevers” at 3? Awesome.
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April 3rd, 2008 @ 5:42 am
hahahaha! crack diggin’. cute. way too cute. can i have one like her????
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April 3rd, 2008 @ 6:12 am
my girls have the whole ‘your mamma’ thing going on and teaching their brother. Unfortunately they have got me saying it and then it doesn’t work. You know with the whole actually being their mamma…
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April 3rd, 2008 @ 6:56 am
Please tell Allie that I share her love of both Dolly Parton and Dollywood. Believe it or not, Dollywood is home to the best roller coaster I’ve ever ridden. And great taffy. And really good fudge.
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April 3rd, 2008 @ 7:47 am
ROTFLBO! Oh my gosh!!!! Diggin’ it! Hee hee.. She is too funny and cute!
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April 3rd, 2008 @ 7:47 am
OH! And I love Dolly too!!!
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April 3rd, 2008 @ 8:11 am
The last time I said “Your Momma!!” I was ducking crockery for half and hour.
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April 3rd, 2008 @ 8:16 am
ROFL. Maybe I’ll comment when I stop laughing.
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April 3rd, 2008 @ 12:46 pm
ha ha!! She was diggin it!!
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April 3rd, 2008 @ 1:26 pm
She truly is adorable!
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April 3rd, 2008 @ 1:55 pm
She is amazingly beautiful! I love that crack line too!
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April 3rd, 2008 @ 2:20 pm
Got yourself a real winner there… a little SS-squared. Love that picture of her, simply adorable.
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April 3rd, 2008 @ 2:55 pm
I have a sneaking suspicion that your daughter and I would get along great. She has my kind of humor and only at 3 years old! You have your hands full my dear.
I also love quirky kids. They are so interesting, aren’t they? So much fun to converse with.
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April 3rd, 2008 @ 4:36 pm
what a cute pic of your daughter… i love it…
April 3rd, 2008 @ 5:17 pm
Omg she is sooo cute!
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April 3rd, 2008 @ 6:32 pm
It gets better and better. My sassy three year old girl just turned four and all I do is laugh. All. Day. Long.
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April 3rd, 2008 @ 10:59 pm
She could certainly do worse than a laughter filled house
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April 3rd, 2008 @ 11:04 pm
Latest helarity at MessyHouse:
Anna: We having a dance party, Mama!
Me: Oh, yeah? A dance party?
Anna: I’m done now. I’m gonna put my party in my pocket and save it for later.
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April 3rd, 2008 @ 11:54 pm
Lol! That’s the funniest thing I have heard in a long time! It sounds like something my 4 year old would say, but she would say it loud and in public!
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April 4th, 2008 @ 11:26 am
I would have been on the friggin’ floor if my toddler pulled a ‘your mom’ on me. That is hilarious.
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April 4th, 2008 @ 2:01 pm
Those are too funny - Isn’t it amazing how, at such a young age, they come up with these things?
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April 4th, 2008 @ 2:21 pm
LOL.
okay, this post made me laugh so hard that i can barely see to type this ..there are tears in my eyes.
i hope your little crack diggin’ girl never gets “normal” ..she’s ridiciously precious.
April 4th, 2008 @ 5:36 pm
She’s beautiful and hilarious! It’s an awesome combination!
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April 4th, 2008 @ 9:59 pm
She is so cute!
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April 9th, 2008 @ 10:57 am
I love the one about the babies in her tummy. After her baby brother was born, my daughter would walk around and complain with a sigh “oh, my baby keeps kicking in my tummy”. So cute!
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