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More Hyphenated Last Named Gone Wrong & Moving

  • March 7th, 2008 5:03 pm

Moving is rather routine for my husband and and I. We flip houses, so the house we live in is generally on the market.

One might think that by now, I should have mastered moving down to an organized science, and I suppose to some degree I do. If one did think that, one would be very wrong. :)

In fact, I’m probably the worst mover ever. I pack everything the week before the move date. Not during the whole 30 days we have to move, but in the last 5-7 days.

The thing is: Moving just sucks. And I know I should be able to provide a synonym from sucks for you so that you don’t think that I’m in the third grade. However, ’sucks’ is the only word that truly conveys the way I feel about moving.

It’s not so much leaving this house.

Okay, maybe it is a little, but this kitchen is one of my true loves.

(by the way, that toaster is pink if you can’t tell. haha. I know….I know.)

Really, it’s the ridiculousness of lugging stuff back and forth. Packing and unpacking. Backaches and headaches. You get the picture.

I’m just hoping that the deal for the new house closes before we have to be out of this one, for sure.

Anyway, enough boring house talk, here are more hyphenated last names gone wrong:

And the grand champion of pure filth:

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  1. maggie

    March 7th, 2008 @ 5:14 pm

    Moving does suck. Yep, I couldn’t find another word for it, either. I have a Hello Kitty toaster and bet it would look awesome in that kitchen.

    Hey, you put up a new picture!

    Maggie’s last blog post..Haiku Friday 3/7/08

  2. maria [immoral matriarch]

    March 7th, 2008 @ 5:29 pm

    Moving does suck. A lot.
    And that last one - whoa!

    Maria [Immoral Matriarch]’s last blog post..Confessional Haiku

  3. solomon broad

    March 7th, 2008 @ 6:29 pm

    I wonder how many people in church blushed when they read that last advert…

    Solomon Broad’s last blog post..Things I’m Grateful For on Friday 7 March

  4. meagan

    March 7th, 2008 @ 6:32 pm

    Lol! I haaaaaaate moving! I wonder if the people realize the jokes that are their last names! Hehe.

    Meagan’s last blog post..Hey y’all!

  5. danni

    March 7th, 2008 @ 7:34 pm

    It took me a minute on the last one. There is a big family here with the last name Kuntz but it’s pronounced Koontz, so when I first read it I didn’t even catch the spelling. Im a dork.

    Danni’s last blog post..Plans for the Weekend

  6. beth from around the funny farm

    March 7th, 2008 @ 7:41 pm

    Where do you find those hilarious wedding announcements.

    It makes me SO glad my name is Smith.

    (My name really isn’t Smith…)

    House flipping… that is cool.. We actually like to move. This is the longest I’ve ever been in a home ever with my husband.

    Beth from Around the Funny Farm’s last blog post..Sugar! Sugar!

  7. caution

    March 7th, 2008 @ 8:08 pm

    Hey, are you like the people on the house-flipping t.v. show? Love that show.

    Some guy called my husband’s work today. Honestly, his name was Peter Grabber.

    Caution’s last blog post..5 Rules to a Better Behaved Beagle -

  8. hannah specter

    March 7th, 2008 @ 8:39 pm

    Wow, really? That last one? Ok, there is a guy, one of my clients, and his name is Woody Dickard. Thats about as bad.

    Hannah Specter’s last blog post..Metamorph Chapter 2

  9. dingo

    March 7th, 2008 @ 8:48 pm

    De-lurking here to let you know I love, love, love the new pic. I hate, hate, hate moving. You have a way of making me laugh and sometimes make me teary-eyed but that last wedding announcement made me laugh and cry. I cried because I snarfed my soda when I read it and it made my nose hurt and eyes tear up.

    Dingo’s last blog post..Doodle Dee Dee

  10. kasper

    March 7th, 2008 @ 9:06 pm

    There really isn’t any other suitable way of describing moving. It does suck. I have moved 2 in the last 3 years and each time I tend to lose something.
    Houseflipping is something I’ve always wanted to try. Is it as much fun as it seems to be on TV?

    kasper’s last blog post..Where does my time go?

  11. melissa

    March 7th, 2008 @ 9:07 pm

    Your kitchen is beautiful, I would be unhappy to leave that, too.

    Melissa’s last blog post..Overheard While Doing Homework…

  12. kim

    March 7th, 2008 @ 9:12 pm

    I used to be a gypsy so I moved a lot in my years.. well not really a gypsy but I got bored quick..LOL.. I got to be a pro at moving.. but it does s.u.c.k.

    I love the last names bit.. my personal fav this week was filler..quick..hehehe

    And that kitchen is awesome.

    Kim’s last blog post..Project365/26

  13. janethesane

    March 7th, 2008 @ 10:08 pm

    ‘Sucks’ is okay but ‘blows’ might work better.

    janethesane’s last blog post..Fiction Friday - Three Death Days

  14. anglophile football fanatic

    March 7th, 2008 @ 10:10 pm

    I think sucks is the exact word for moving. I do, however, think it is vital to keeping the crap from reproducing like jack rabbits.

    Anglophile Football Fanatic’s last blog post..HF: When Murphy Strikes Back!

  15. chanin

    March 7th, 2008 @ 10:17 pm

    I agree…moving sucks! I have moved WAY too many times! We have decided to stay in this house for at least 5 more years! I will hate when I have to pack up this place!!!

    Chanin’s last blog post..Friday Photos!

  16. cyndy

    March 7th, 2008 @ 11:09 pm

    Ha! My fave is Dunnam-Favors.
    Good luck with the move, I too despise moving. It definitely SUCKS!

    cyndy’s last blog post..Thankful Thursday 3.6.2008

  17. steve

    March 7th, 2008 @ 11:14 pm

    As a child, my family relocated about every 12-18 months from my 3rd birthday to my 18th birthday. I don’t know that you ever get to be proficient at them, but you do learn a few things over the course of it all.

    One is you tend not to be a pack rat. Who the hell wants to pack all those chatkes every 12 months?

    The other benefit, as a kid, was that I learned how to make friends very quickly. That, as it turns out, is a useful skill.

    Steve’s last blog post..Wine Current Events

  18. missy

    March 8th, 2008 @ 12:25 am

    the pink toaster rocks. :)
    Missy’s last blog post..Tea Party

  19. sadia

    March 8th, 2008 @ 9:42 am

    I was very tempted to wake my husband so he could enjoy that last wedding announcement with me. He’ll probably appreciate it more after he’s slept in, though.

    Sadia’s last blog post..Hell freezes over

  20. traci

    March 8th, 2008 @ 10:32 am

    The only pure science to moving is either to not move or hire movers. Good luck!!

    TRACI’s last blog post..Because I am a Friend

  21. noble pig

    March 8th, 2008 @ 10:53 am

    These are seriously the best…and I love your kitchen…always my favorite room in the house. And I agree moving is hell.

    Noble Pig’s last blog post..Egg-cellent Easter Eats…Episode I

  22. mizfit

    March 8th, 2008 @ 11:14 am

    how on earth you do it Ill never know.

    I *suck* :) at moving/packing and that truly is the only word here as well.

    MizFit, who when she thinks of flipping now CAN NOT HELP but think of Flipping Out and when that guy said he had the “most perfect amount of botox”
    priceless.

    MizFit’s last blog post..I know you’re opinionated (if by opinionated you mean more creative than the MizFit is—–which I do.)

  23. myself

    March 8th, 2008 @ 4:50 pm

    dear comment section. please quit messing up. you keep sending me blank emails telling me there are comments, and then I open them up to find there is no comment. what is up?

    myself’s last blog post..More Hyphenated Last Named Gone Wrong & Moving

  24. bec

    March 8th, 2008 @ 10:36 pm

    I wonder if Lisa Renee kept her maiden name.

    Bec’s last blog post..On this day

  25. lunanik

    March 11th, 2008 @ 9:38 am

    You flip houses?? I’m intrigued…

    I watch Flip That House all the time.

    Seriously, I’m addicted.

    And once again, you made me pee a little over here from laughing at the hyphenated names. Too effing funny!!!

    Lunanik’s last blog post..This is the thanks you get

  26. bekki

    March 11th, 2008 @ 3:17 pm

    Can’t breathe……

    Bekki’s last blog post..What to do when a Friend is Ill!

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