My younger brother has always been a sleepwalking fool. However, his sleepwalking is not as involved as most. He doesn’t wander around or do various things. Basically, he sleeps walk to a spot (usually his closet) and pees.
That’s right. He is a sleep walking urinator.
Notice I said, “is” and not “was”.
The bad part about this…besides the whole peeing in his sleep all over his clean clothes sometimes…is that he rarely, if ever, makes it to the toilet to pee. He generally makes it as far as his closet, maybe the corner of the room, or even a cabinet. You never know.
One of the funnier incidents is the time he pissed his Christmas gifts. or the time he pissed his easter basket. or the time he peed in every pair of shoes he had.
I could go on for hours.
true story.
I hope he hasn’t done this at your house? Eww. I’ve heard of dreaming you are peeing & then actually going, but not sleepwalking topee.
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February 24th, 2008 at 9:50 pm
just did one of those embarrassingly loud, spittle all over the monitor laughs….the one where your husband calls out from several rooms to ask ‘what the hell is so funny’.
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February 24th, 2008 at 9:57 pm
hate to admit this…but i was watching Gone Country (eek i cannot belive i am admitting that) and Bobbie Brown has the same problem. he almost peed on Dee Snyder. it was a pretty funny scene..
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February 24th, 2008 at 10:27 pm
Unfortunately, Grant has the same problem. Only when he is drunk though. Really, I think he has only done it two or three times.
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February 24th, 2008 at 10:48 pm
that just wouldn’t be fun.
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February 24th, 2008 at 11:04 pm
My nephew did this for years. But he did stop when he was about 8.
Dude, you gotta’ stop telling us these things about your family. One of your readers has started a screenplay already, I just know it.
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February 24th, 2008 at 11:30 pm
I sometimes complain that “I can’t have anything nice” because of either my bad kitties or sweet man, but if I was pissing all over my own stuff and even my clothes, I’d be really pissed. I mean, irate.
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February 24th, 2008 at 11:52 pm
I remember when I was about 10, waking up to find myself sitting on the dining room table, preparing to pee. So I was a crazy sleeper too.
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February 24th, 2008 at 11:59 pm
Life - you just can’t make this stuff up, can you!
Maybe he should lay some sod down in his closet. Easier clean up.
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February 25th, 2008 at 2:18 am
A girl I used to know at school used to do it. She told me in confidence one day. I couldn’t stop laughing, and was sent out of the room when I wouldn’t tell the teacher what I was laughing at.
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February 25th, 2008 at 4:20 am
Yup. Somebody needs to stop drinking.
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February 25th, 2008 at 7:04 am
i used to do this when i was younger. but, i would try to pee in the trash cans. lol. i was like 4 and 5. but, i’m pretty sure i know who you’re talking about, which makes this 100x funnier. hahahha.
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February 25th, 2008 at 7:33 am
OK. I am as horrified reading this now as I was YESTERDAY (how odd is that) when my pastor told me all about the boy his wife babysat (he was 5) and he was a sleepwalker/closet pee-er! It’s crazy to find this post today! LOL I just can’t imagine.
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February 25th, 2008 at 8:40 am
Yuck, my friend’s 6 year old is doing that, but he usually makes it to the washroom as long as he’s gently led. She’s hoping he outgrows it. How old’s your brother ?!
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February 25th, 2008 at 8:47 am
That’s like reality TV - Vern Troyer on Surreal Life and Bobby Brown on that country star show…
All you need is a video camera.
February 25th, 2008 at 10:30 am
I had an ex who did that. Lol! I never had the glory to witness it, but his family swore up and down that he did! Lol. But that is hilarious.
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February 25th, 2008 at 10:49 am
Oh man! That’s just sad.
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February 25th, 2008 at 12:21 pm
OMG, does he have a portapotty in every corner? Sheesh, that is a sucky thing to have to deal with…
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February 25th, 2008 at 1:19 pm
Oh My God!
That would be a mess… wouldn’t want to be him!
lol
Beth
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February 25th, 2008 at 1:55 pm
Oh my gosh! The poor guy! He needs to get over that pent-up alpha-male-ness.
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February 25th, 2008 at 2:54 pm
Water just flew out my nose. (note to myself: Do not attempt to drin while reading blogs.)
Wow, he seriously still this?
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February 25th, 2008 at 6:31 pm
Poor guy!! LOL.
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February 25th, 2008 at 6:36 pm
LMAO…
THAT is the funniest shit I have EVER read.
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February 25th, 2008 at 9:49 pm
funny…yet disturbing. well, as long as he only pees on his clothes and no one elses…then, it’s ok…right? and…hopefully, it’s not genetic!
xoxo
February 25th, 2008 at 10:02 pm
Aww, poor guy. I am sure he loves that you recounted this story!
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February 25th, 2008 at 10:18 pm
Oh lmao! That is too funny! Mostly because my son almost sleep-peed in the corner but I caught him in time. Thankfully it hasn’t happened since.
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February 25th, 2008 at 10:53 pm
Oh man - that’s rough. A girl I played soccer with in college once walked into the dorm room across the hall and peed in there - while the 2 girls were there!
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February 26th, 2008 at 12:04 am
Oh my lord, that’s disgusting.. and so unsanitary. I can soo see that question on A Moment of Truth.
S.S.’s brother… do you sometimes pee in your closet? Yes. the answer to that question is……………………. TRUE!
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February 26th, 2008 at 9:23 am
One of the funniest things I remember growing up was my brother sleepwalking into our living room when our folks had company and pissing on the base of a floor lamp and then wandering back to bed. I am evil evil person but it still makes me snort-laugh when I think about it.
February 26th, 2008 at 9:42 am
One of the funniest things I remember growing up was my brother sleepwalking into our living room when our folks had company and pissing on the base of a floor lamp and then wandering back to bed. I am evil evil person but it still makes me snort-laugh when I think about it.
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February 26th, 2008 at 9:43 am
FREAKING hysterical.. My nephew does the pee bit while sleeping too.. my sister does not find it funny.. I find it to be laugh out loud funny..LOL
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February 26th, 2008 at 11:58 am
Oh dear!! I thought it was bad that my husband sometimes jumps up and rips the covers off the be. Guess I should count my blessings!
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February 26th, 2008 at 12:49 pm
Okay, I know people in Hollywood. Here’s the name of the movie, “The Urinator, Acidicly Wiping Out The Universe, One Pee At A Time”. I think it’s perfect
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February 26th, 2008 at 3:20 pm
OMG–my friend Eric is a sleep urinator! He peed on his sister’s purses (punishable by death in my house), on his school notebooks, and on my kitchen floor this past New Year’s Eve. So strange!
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February 26th, 2008 at 4:59 pm
Shut up! My brother sleep walks too. Doesn’t pee though, just unlocks the front door and walks right out into the street, no lie! It’s scary now that he lives on his own… but so far no one’s run him over.
February 28th, 2008 at 5:11 pm