My younger brother has always been a sleepwalking fool. However, his sleepwalking is not as involved as most. He doesn’t wander around or do various things. Basically, he sleeps walk to a spot (usually his closet) and pees.
That’s right. He is a sleep walking urinator.
Notice I said, “is” and not “was”.
The bad part about this…besides the whole peeing in his sleep all over his clean clothes sometimes…is that he rarely, if ever, makes it to the toilet to pee. He generally makes it as far as his closet, maybe the corner of the room, or even a cabinet. You never know.
One of the funnier incidents is the time he pissed his Christmas gifts. or the time he pissed his easter basket. or the time he peed in every pair of shoes he had.
I could go on for hours.
true story.
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