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The Mini-Plague

  • February 13th, 2008 7:36 pm

I woke up to liquid spewing on my face this morning. Which is no where as pervy dirty as it sounds, however, it is as regular dirty as it sounds. You see, there is no alarm clock more efficient than your toddler projectile vomiting in your face in the wee hours of the a.m. Unfortunately, it seems as if Allie has finally caught the plague funk that is spreading throughout these parts lately, and I almost sure that it is creeping up on me.

Here at Chez Manda, we are wading through vomit and snotty tissues. With that hygiene-laced anti-quip said, I will not be able to update you on the 80’s Lady situation today. However, the benefit of the lack of update is that my update tomorrow will contain extra material from the phone call I guarantee that I will receive from her tomorrow morning.

Additionally, I am almost certain 80’s Lady Jr. will track me down again tomorrow, because she probably realizes that I am in the same building at the same time on Tuesday and Thursdays.  The adventure is coming, believe me.

Oh, the infinite joy!

If you could send wine well wishes our way, that’d be wonderful.

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  1. maria

    February 13th, 2008 @ 7:38 pm

    Aww I hope she feels better soon!!

    Maria’s last blog post..It Never Ends…

  2. tina

    February 13th, 2008 @ 7:47 pm

    Oh lawdy… *feel better vibes*

    Somehow I’ve managed to avoid this throwing up thing. Maybe because I’ve managed to avoid most people who were throwing up. Except for one guy. Today. He breathed on me.

    Hope you don’t get sick too! Will check back tomorrow for more entertainment.

    Tina’s last blog post..Bloggy Lurve

  3. rachel

    February 13th, 2008 @ 8:00 pm

    Awe hell sweetie. I’m so sorry.
    Hope she’s all better soon!!
    Can’t wait on the 80’s lady update!!

    Rachel’s last blog post..Almost Wordless Wednesday

  4. jess

    February 13th, 2008 @ 8:35 pm

    i hope you and your family starts to feel well soon. *hugs*

  5. meagan

    February 13th, 2008 @ 8:40 pm

    It is going around here too! It is awful. I hope y’all feel better though. I love when you get puked on, it’s great isn’t it? ;)

  6. melissa

    February 13th, 2008 @ 8:42 pm

    I hope Allie feels better soon and that you aren’t coming down with the ick!!

    Can’t wait to hear the next installation of the 80’s saga!!

    Melissa’s last blog post..Why?

  7. anglophile football fanatic

    February 13th, 2008 @ 9:10 pm

    EWWWWW. I hope you sing Ring Around the Rosie and this plague is OVER!

    Anglophile Football Fanatic’s last blog post..WW: Man I’m Gorgeous!

  8. laura from the fringe

    February 13th, 2008 @ 9:11 pm

    Hang in there….I hate when the sick hits….hang in there…sending you lots of healthy, get well soon vibes.

    Laura from the Fringe’s last blog post..Private Ceremony

  9. kim

    February 13th, 2008 @ 9:28 pm

    Oh man.. I hope you get rid of this bug soon.. !!! (I had nothing clever to say to sick children other than it sucks ass) :)
    Kim’s last blog post..Project365/4A&4B

  10. melissa

    February 13th, 2008 @ 9:28 pm

    i hope allie feels better soon…and you, too.
    my advice regarding the 80’s women…shut the blinds, lock the doors and monitor all calls. that’s all i’ve got…sorry i couldn’t be more helpful!
    feel better honey!

  11. a whole lot of nothing

    February 13th, 2008 @ 9:44 pm

    I hate liquid spewing at my face.
    I’ll be back for 80s lady update. I hope I don’t get liquid spewed while I’m waiting.

  12. janethesane

    February 13th, 2008 @ 9:50 pm

    Oh yuck! What a wake up call! I hope you don’t get sick and that your daughter feels better soon.

    janethesane’s last blog post..Viva Viagra!!

  13. jenni

    February 13th, 2008 @ 9:54 pm

    I’m so sorry! That sucks. I have had the waking-up-to-vomit-in-the-face before and it is not fun.

    Jenni’s last blog post..We Are All Weeners *

  14. mommie

    February 13th, 2008 @ 10:11 pm

    Ugh, Hope you all feel better! I know how much that sucks. I remember breastfeeding and puking at the same time…gotta love it!

    Mommie
    http://www.mommieshome.net

    Mommie’s last blog post..Between The Lions

  15. andi

    February 13th, 2008 @ 10:53 pm

    Grim! I hope you don’t get sick now…

    andi’s last blog post..My son’s first run-in with the law

  16. amy

    February 13th, 2008 @ 11:19 pm

    Umm, GROSS! In your face? That’s just wrong!
    Poor baby and poor Mommy! I definitely feel for you, that nasty little bug has finally left our house.

    amy’s last blog post..Making an appointment

  17. steve

    February 13th, 2008 @ 11:34 pm

    We’ve been battling the vomits lately too. So much fun!

    And you should absolutely drink a bottle of good wine clear liquids. It’ll make you feel better.

    Steve’s last blog post..We’ve been dugg!

  18. shannanb aka mommy bits

    February 13th, 2008 @ 11:47 pm

    I hate this time of year. Between cold and flu season and Pink Eye someone in this house has constantly been sick for a month!!

    I hope they feel better soon!

    Shannanb aka Mommy Bits’s last blog post..Random Bits..Romance, Pink Eye, Snow Days and more

  19. chelsea/pb&j in a bowl

    February 14th, 2008 @ 12:10 am

    Ugh, nothing is worse than a sick kid. Hope everyone feels better soon! Can’t wait to hear about 80s Jr.

  20. vanessa

    February 14th, 2008 @ 12:10 am

    Oh the things we do for kids! Seriously, I hope she feels better soon. And the 80’s lady? You should find someone to stalk her so she can divert her attention.

    Send the address, organic wine coming your way, girl!

  21. marjie

    February 14th, 2008 @ 12:20 am

    Awwww….nothing like waking up to a child’s puke. I haven’t experienced it, but I can’t say I’m looking forward (nor do I want it in the future) to it.

    I hope your little one feels better soon. That nasty plague has been going around my area too, I drink more vit. C sups. these days than I do a month span of blogging.

    All the love and well wishes to you dear.
    All the love. And well wishes!

    marjie’s last blog post..All About the Hearts.

  22. kalen

    February 14th, 2008 @ 12:41 am

    ewewewee @ vomit. i have avoided the funk so far!!! maybe because i haven’t been to class in a week? wild guess.

    kalen’s last blog post..since i’ve been failing

  23. natalie

    February 14th, 2008 @ 1:05 am

    I hope she’s feeling better soon.

    Plenty of *virtual* wine coming your way!

    I hope you don’t mind the $1.97 per bottle Wal-mart brand. Alcohol content is the same.

    Natalie’s last blog post..Giving You my Asshole Opinion

  24. cyndy

    February 14th, 2008 @ 2:00 am

    Consider it done! Puking kids is one of my most un-favorite things in the world.

    cyndy’s last blog post..Piper Is My Valentine

  25. veronica

    February 14th, 2008 @ 5:28 am

    Toddler puke, what a great way to wake up.

    (((hugs)))

    Veronica’s last blog post..The Good and The Bad

  26. christine

    February 14th, 2008 @ 8:12 am

    That kid is lucky you love them. Because, you know, puking on my face is Not Cool.

    Christine’s last blog post..The Warden has officially changed careers

  27. caution

    February 14th, 2008 @ 9:45 am

    Sorry about the wake-up call! But I really need to hear more about 80’s lady. Really.

    Caution’s last blog post..A Little Change Coming or Maybe Not

  28. the cubicle's backporch

    February 14th, 2008 @ 12:24 pm

    I hope it’s just a 24-hour thing. Yuck!

    I’m still waiting to hear more about 80’s lady’s daughter!!

    The Cubicle’s Backporch’s last blog post..6 Quirky Things

  29. adriane

    February 14th, 2008 @ 1:19 pm

    That is disgustingly horrible. *Yuck!* Having said that, I can’t wait to be a mom some day.

    Sending well wishes and ((HUGS))!

    Oh, and Happy Valentine’s Day!

    Adriane’s last blog post..On the road again…..

  30. nissa h

    February 14th, 2008 @ 1:47 pm

    Yuck. I’m happy to report I’ve never been awoken in that way. I hope she gets over it soon & doesn’t give it to you (although I imagine throwing up in your face might up your chances..)

    Happy Valentine’s Day…

    Nissa H’s last blog post..Luscious Little Giveaway! My first!

  31. lceel

    February 14th, 2008 @ 2:06 pm

    Little person projectile vomiting CAN be funny, from time to time, depending on when it happens and who it’s pointed at, but definitely NOT when it’s pointed at YOU and you’re sleeping. That’s just. not. funny. You know - wait for the annoying neighbor lady, or puke on the dog or whatever - but not MOMMY when MOMMY is SLEEPING!

    lceel’s last blog post..Big day tomorrow

  32. mommycosm

    February 14th, 2008 @ 2:28 pm

    OH, so been there!

    We have the other plague in my house right now…the RSV version. My little guy is hurting after a trip to the ER last night…took them 5 tries to get the IV in to give him fluids:( I think the 6 different nurses involved all needed some wine (or a magarita) after it finally took…I know I did. Wasn’t able to though.

    Good luck.

    MommyCosm’s last blog post..Tell Me Thursday

  33. jen

    February 14th, 2008 @ 2:30 pm

    Aw, I hope your daughter feels better soon, and I’m looking forward to another 80s lady update!

    Jen’s last blog post..Get Rid of Your Options

  34. jennifer

    February 14th, 2008 @ 2:51 pm

    I wish I COULD send wine. It truly is a cure-all.

    Jennifer’s last blog post..Things I Didn’t Buy at Meijer

  35. melissa

    February 14th, 2008 @ 2:53 pm

    Oh my gosh! I was so anticipating the update. I’m so sorry for you, we just went through (and through again) that at our house.
    Don’t catch it!!

    Melissa’s last blog post..Valentine’s Blues

  36. solomon broad

    February 15th, 2008 @ 2:53 pm

    I could really do with borrowing your kid. I hate getting up early in the morning, and vomit seems lik eit would really help. :D
    Solomon Broad’s last blog post..Things I’m Grateful For on Friday 15 February

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