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Running Lists of Reasons I Love My Husband

  • October 29th, 2007 12:19 am

I love Adam. I absolutely adore him. He is so hilarious and versatile. I always say he is the most hilarious person I know, and I think that will always be true. Sometimes I just love the innocence of the obscure things he does. Especially like when his manliness somehow falls into the shadows and things like the following happen, because while he normally attempts to reign as King of Masculinity he has slipped up quite a bit tonight:

1.) He is currently singing “Say My Name” by Destiny’s Child and has yet to miss a word.

2.) He earlier made the statement, “I really wish Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson hadn’t broken up. I mean, I know you liked that show and everything, but I just liked them as a couple in their own weird celebrity way. Not that I knew them or anything, but Nick just seemed like a cool guy.”

3.) He finally decided to start wearing underwear again after a three year hiatus, and me begging him to wear them.

4.) He sleeps naked no matter what. I don’t love this. The nudity isn’t the fourth thing on the list. However, I love the comedy that ensues due to the No Holds Barred Nudity (especially if we have guests staying)..he still sleeps with his naked butt hanging out of blanket.. About a year ago, we had some guests staying overnight at our old house. we were having trouble with the main bathroom so we had all of our guests use the master bathroom. Of course, one of them got up to use the restroom and the only visible thing in the dark room was my husband naked white ass popping right out of the cover. He comes from the least modest family ever. It’s a given. Probably every overnight guest I’ve ever had has been exposed to it. It’s really a running joke. If you ever spend the night at my house…just don’t look into my bedroom unless you are ready to experience the white mound of glory.

If we could just work the underwear back into the sleeping routine….

PS. He would die if he knew I just posted that on the internet. Keel over and die…after giving birth to a cow in the middle of our living room floor. I so just ratted him out.

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comments

  1. momisodes

    October 29th, 2007 @ 12:50 am

    ROFL :) “Say my name. Say my name. Say may name”…..oh the hilarity! Please tell him I concur. I’m bummed about Nick and Jess too ;)

  2. jess

    October 29th, 2007 @ 8:58 pm

    LOLOL. your hubby seems hilarious…

  3. andi

    October 30th, 2007 @ 11:22 pm

    Your husband sounds awesome! Mine also sleeps naked - and insists on wearing shorts around the house year-round. Then he is so crazy as to complain that he’s cold. It’s a good thing he’s so funny and sweet (usually) or I might consider kicking his silly short-wearing butt out into the snow.

  4. scribblehoney

    October 31st, 2007 @ 2:38 pm

    LOL @ all of it :) my favorite is definitely #4!

  5. c

    November 6th, 2007 @ 9:12 am

    For real I think that I just fell in love with your husband ;)

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