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Shameless Confessions: Perez Hilton is my Home Page.

  • December 24th, 2008 12:21 pm

Everyday, when I first sit down with my new laptop, I open up my Firefox browser and see Perez Hilton’s lovely face.  That’s right:  PerezHilton.com is my home page.  I’m not scared to admit it.

I secretly revel in the onslaught of celebrity gossip.  I love to laugh over funny purchases and the totally f*cked names they choose for their children. I’m just waiting for one of them to be named after a trash receptacle.  Though, like most of America, I am more than sick of hearing about Suri Cruise.  Suri Cruise this, Suri Cruise that. Suri Cruise is more played out than a lightsaber at a Star Wars convention.

Honestly, I realize that maybe my home page should be something more serious. For the longest time, it was a news site. However, the news site never gave me as much joy as PerezHilton popping up on my screen and schooling me about Hugh Hefner’s recent breakup with his 3 girlfriends from The Girls Next Door. Give me Holly Madison drama over a story discussing a pyramid built out of used Eggo waffles any f*cking day of the week.

Perez was also where I got all my information when I dutifully stalked the downfall and improvements of my other shameless, guilty pleasure, Ms. Britney Spears.  (Oh, shut your mouth, you know you’re listening to her on Youtube as we speak.)  I read about her shaving her head, locking herself in bathrooms and flashing her Sphynx like vag to half of America. (A sphynx is a hairless cat, if you aren’t in the know.)

So while it may be a tad bit embarrassing to admit that while I wallow in serious Literature and love extensive and deep conversation, Perez makes my morning a better place.  Even my husband reads Perez, which he would not admit, but after I caught him using some of Perez’s slang, it wasn’t hard to figure out.

That’s just how it is.  I heart Perez Hilton. What’s your home page?

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  1. rhea

    December 24th, 2008 @ 1:03 pm

    My home page is Google currently. It used to be a news site.

    I totally love going to people.com or usmagazine.com and browsing the latest stories. Sometimes I get fed up with it all, stupid celeb stuff, other times I eat it up, loving every delicious minute of it.

    Thanks for sharing your guilty pleasure.

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  2. redneck mommy

    December 24th, 2008 @ 1:28 pm

    My homepage is Dlisted.com.

    I have no shame. But we already knew that, didn’t we?

    Merry Christmas darlin’.

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  3. sabrina

    December 24th, 2008 @ 1:34 pm

    I love perez hilton and dlisted; I check them often throughout the day. However, since my laptop is a “work” laptop, and my work is with a school system (which doesn’t allow access to either of the sites mentioned above), then my homepage is http://www.fcps.net. Boo!

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  4. morethananelectrician

    December 24th, 2008 @ 1:57 pm

    My Gmail page is set for the home page. That way I can see the funny comments that come my way and be one click away from the Google Reader I use.

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  5. jennifer

    December 24th, 2008 @ 3:10 pm

    I’m a Google girl, but I check the same handful of sites in the same order every day. They are as follows:

    NYT
    Drudge
    Wonkette
    Gawker
    Politico
    Jezebel
    dListed
    SocialiteLife
    icanhascheezburger
    failblog
    cuteoverload

    and the newest addition…

    Fuck You, Penguin

    Jennifers last blog post..Coasting on Fumes

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  6. maria

    December 24th, 2008 @ 8:13 pm

    Mine is iGoogle. I’m very drab. :)

    Marias last blog post..Fuck Yo Santa!

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  7. stephanie

    December 24th, 2008 @ 9:30 pm

    Hilarious! I’ll have to check that site out!

    I’m very boring…yahoo.com is my homepage!

    Stephanies last blog post..Sour much?

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  8. reforminggeek

    December 24th, 2008 @ 9:45 pm

    A comics site. Go figure.

    Merry Christmas!

    ReformingGeeks last blog post..Cuddly Cat Caption Winner!

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  9. rachel

    December 24th, 2008 @ 10:37 pm

    I feel so boring now. Mine is igoogle. *sigh*

    Oh well ;-) Thanks for the shameless giggles ;-) Merry Christmas darlin’ girl.

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  10. jacklyn

    December 24th, 2008 @ 11:19 pm

    Mine too is Igoogle. I use it every day because I am subscribed on my Google Reader to get job postings since I am still looking for work. Also, I have a few blogs I frequent.

    My huband reads TheSuperficial.com. I sometimes read it to when I’m bored, or want a great laugh.

    Jacklyns last blog post..Seattleite

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  11. derfina

    December 25th, 2008 @ 12:21 am

    Wikipedia

    derfinas last blog post..Don’t Bring Me Down

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  12. bridge

    December 25th, 2008 @ 12:40 am

    My site is not Perez, but I do visit him at least 4 times a week. I will admit it as well.

    Bridges last blog post..a wookie chorus line

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  13. urbanvox

    December 25th, 2008 @ 8:35 am

    at the desktop at home
    on firefox is http://makecharityyourhomepage.com/
    on Flock is http://www.urbanvox.net
    on IE7 is http://www.glowstars.net

    on the LAptop

    On Flock is http://www.crossedwaves.com
    on Internet explorer is http://www.actionstations.net

    :)

    UrbanVoxs last blog post..TheTB+Urbanvox Cooking Show

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  14. urbanvox

    December 25th, 2008 @ 8:37 am

    hey… how come the comment didn;t get published??? :(
    http://makecharityyourhomepage.com/

    UrbanVoxs last blog post..TheTB+Urbanvox Cooking Show

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  15. kim

    December 25th, 2008 @ 1:47 pm

    I am boring too..mine is plain Google.. sigh.. :)

    Happy Holidays to you and your family! :)

    Kims last blog post..A Very Special Message To You All!!

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  16. audrey

    December 25th, 2008 @ 5:50 pm

    xo, lol. mine is http://thesuperficial.com

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  17. wickedstepmom

    December 26th, 2008 @ 9:06 am

    I never read PerezHilton.com.. I think I am going to start. My hope page is a trifecta of gmail, wordpress dashboard and cnn. I know, I am lame.

    WickedStepMoms last blog post..Why I like GoodFatherblog

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  18. tiffany d

    December 26th, 2008 @ 9:41 am

    Good Ol’ Yahoo.com here…but my hubby’s is http://www.userfriendly.com It’s cute.

    I hope ya’ll had a great Christmas!

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  19. susan

    December 26th, 2008 @ 10:27 am

    The ONLY reason Perez is not my home page is because I’m supposedly a responsible parent. I check his site many times throughout the day…

    Susans last blog post..J’Adore and The Bore

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  20. jordan

    December 26th, 2008 @ 2:39 pm

    LOL .. i visit perezhilton.com & dlisted.com too many times a day. it’s a bit of an addiction.

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  21. dcokequeen

    December 26th, 2008 @ 9:45 pm

    LOL!!! I love it!!! I love reading all the juicy gossip on Perez Hilton. My homepage is MSN, but I only glance thru it to see if there are any interesting items in the Entertainment category. I probably should just put my homepage as Perez, since that’s the kind of stuff I’m looking for on there!! :)

    dcokequeens last blog post..Is it steamy in here, or is that just me???

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  22. the flirty girl

    December 27th, 2008 @ 3:19 am

    Ever since the time my business url lapsed and went down for 4 days before I noticed? My home page is now my own business site. That way if it ever goes down again for any reason I’ll know the day it happens :P

    The Flirty Girls last blog post..A Flirty Christmas Day

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  23. traci

    December 27th, 2008 @ 9:49 pm

    How are we not bff, Amanda?

    My home page has been Perez for about 2 years now, well that was until my daughter walked in and booted up to read all about Criss Angles manag et trois(see what 6 years of French’ll getcha) with Howard Stern and Holly M. Then I changed it to some Green Living website.

    As for the Britster blow out, I would routinely call my cat to login to Perez for me.

    tracis last blog post..Post-Holiday Wrap

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  24. sara maria

    December 28th, 2008 @ 1:06 am

    I love dlisted and Celebrity Baby Blog! And Dad Gone Mad. lol

    Sara Marias last blog post..NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTIONS OH-NINER

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  25. suzanne

    December 28th, 2008 @ 7:44 am

    Haha, I’m guilty of browsing celeb gossip sites, too. There’s something intriguing about peeking into other people’s lives – famous or not! My home page is currently Google.

    And thank you for the sweet comment about the design of my blog. :) However, I must admit, most of the credit goes to Shabby Princess. I just put it together.

    Happy new year!

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  26. anissa@hope4peyton

    December 28th, 2008 @ 12:29 pm

    My homepage might be Facebook….because I am a total social whore!

    But I’m not ashamed to say my normal second stop is People.com

    Anissa@Hope4peytons last blog post..Knowing what crazy looks like doesn’t make it any easier to avoid

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  27. gibby

    December 28th, 2008 @ 4:39 pm

    OK, I am just like one of your previous commenters…my homepage is msnbc.com, but the first section I go to is the Entertainment section! Why bother with pretense, I should just have Perez as my home page!

    Gibbys last blog post..Friday Foto (a day late)

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  28. haley-o

    December 28th, 2008 @ 10:36 pm

    Oh I don’t have a homepage. But I DO love Britney…. Happy Holidays!! xo!

    Haley-Os last blog post..Hanukkah! Hanukkah! …And Francy

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  29. emmysuh

    December 29th, 2008 @ 2:40 am

    I hate celebrity-obsessions but I can’t say I’m completely innocent. I love Best Week Ever, Chelsea Lately, and Jezebel.com.

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  30. vic

    December 29th, 2008 @ 7:19 am

    Damn girl you rock! I’m stuck with the good ol’ company intranet page – would love for Perez to be unbarred in this place. He brightens up my day!

    Vics last blog post..Flour on your palms (or cheese scone memories)

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  31. courtneyryan

    December 29th, 2008 @ 11:35 am

    igoogle is my home page, but perez is def. bookmarked. You should also check out Tyler Durden at http://www.wwtdd.com

    courtneyryans last blog post..enough with the sad shit.

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  32. honeybell

    December 29th, 2008 @ 1:46 pm

    iGoogle here too. I used to love celebrity gossip. Lately though I’ve realized I don’t know who half the celebrities are.

    God I’m old.

    Honeybells last blog post..That’s Right, I Did It. Now I’m Writing About It

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  33. renee aka mekhismom

    December 29th, 2008 @ 7:27 pm

    I have no idea. I just log into gmail immediately and rarely turn back. I admit I have never read Perez Hilton, I guess I am boring.

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  34. heidi

    December 30th, 2008 @ 11:47 am

    My home page is my email. I am addicted to junk mail. Get lots of it. Helps cut down on my paper junk mail. Well, not rally but that is what I tell myself anyway.

    Heidis last blog post..ramblings from a one-handed typer

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  35. lesley

    January 9th, 2009 @ 3:33 pm

    My go to gossip page is Laineygossip.com. I do enjoy perez, d-listed and pink in the new blog however, I always go to Lainey first. I should really make it my home page…I am off to do that now.

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