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Bloggy Swap:Things I Like

  • September 6th, 2008 1:36 pm

I love getting things in the mail.  Well, anything that isn’t a bill.  Even if it is just a magazine or sales paper, I am thrilled in the most childlike manner that you can possibly imagine.  That is me if I get mail or a package.  This secret little thrill of getting mail is why I signed up for a bloggy swap.  I was given someone to mail a package to, and someone was given my name to send a package to, and none of use know who the other is mailing the packages to.  It is quite anonymous. So I have no idea  who is mailing to me, and the person I am mailing to has no idea I am mailing to them.

The thing is: I kind of suck at the bloggy package swap thing.  Mostly because I was supposed to make a list of things I liked for the swap.  But I kept putting it off, then totally forgot, and then I kept putting it off again.  Honestly, it’s because I am easily pleased, love to be surprised, and would be happy with just an empty box so long as it didn’t have a bill in it for something. But I need to make this list for the swap. So in no particular order are things and activities that I enjoy.

  1. I love gag gifts. LOVE THEM
  2. I love to read. I spend lots of time reading. I will read almost anything with the exception of crappy romance novels.  I hate crappy romance novels.  I honestly don’t even know how people stomach those things.
  3. I love things that smell good.  If it smells good, I am all over it.  candles, lotions, whatever.  As long as it doesn’t smell like ass, I love it. I like the smell of fruits, cottons, pumpkins, spices, etc.
  4. I like nail polish.  I love to paint my nails and toenails, and I’m funky about letting other people do it. So I do all of my own manicures and pedicures.
  5. I love pervertish funny gifts. Like penis shaped breathmints.  Those things make my day.
  6. Margaritas
  7. Bloody Mary’s
  8. Miller Lite
  9. Calendars
  10. Any sort of organizational tool.
  11. POST-ITS! I love post its. I  mean, really, really love them. It’s sort of creepy.  There are post its all over my house of things I need to do. Post its all over the wall by my computer of things I intend to write about.
  12. I love movies of the comedy genre.  LOVE THEM.  I also have a strong penchant for stoner comedy even though I’m totally not a stoner.  (It is strange that I do have to frequently clarify that.)
  13. I also love girly movies or deep movies with layers.
  14. I hate scurry movies.
  15. I like funny stuff.  I know that is broad, but I do. I’m easily pleased.
  16. Jane Austen is one of my favorite authors.  I have a several favorites, but she is one of the favorite authors I have that I don’t already own all of her books (or any of them).  I used to have some, but they are missing in action.  You should read Jane Austen, you really should.
  17. I love me some profanity. I truly do.
  18. Chocolate. I could devote at least 100 paragraphs to it. But I will spare you.
  19. I love Maxim Magazine. LOVE IT. I know it is for boys, but it is so funny and really my type of humor. (Once again, I am not a stoner.)
  20. I like the color black a lot. and I like pink. and blue. The only color I really don’t like is orange, but I can deal with it.
  21. I like homemade, funky, eclectic type things.
  22. I love wall art of the funky, eclectic type.
  23. I love to travel whenever I can.
  24. I like purses, change purses, tote bags, and even ziploc bags. haha.
  25. Psychology
  26. Biology
  27. I like math.
  28. I like  deep jokes.  The sort of jokes that only a handful of people get, and when the handful of people get them it is awesome.
  29. Elton John (Shut up.)
  30. Michael Jackson (Seriously, just hush. I can’t help it.)
  31. I also love Muse.
  32. Weeds (the show). Once again, am not a stoner.
  33. Wine. Any sort, I am still learning.
  34. Cheese.  I need an intervention for my love of cheese.
  35. I LOVE mixed CD’s.  I really do.  Any CD with a ton of various songs, I just love.  Especially if I haven’t heard some of them before.  I spend a lot of time in my car driving myself to school or Allie to school, and I love to listen to music.
  36. I really like pens and pencils. I know that is weird, but I do.
  37. I like funny cups, glasses or plates.  I always like it when I peek in someone’s cabinet and they have a hilarious glass in there that says something funny.
  38. I like things that I don’t pick out myself.
  39. I love sunglasses.
  40. I probably like you, but I wouldn’t recommend mailing yourself to me.  I’m nearly positive that it is illegal.
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comments

  1. goodfather

    September 6th, 2008 @ 1:57 pm

    Oops! I started getting myself ready before I read #40 [peels stamps off forehead].

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  2. always home and uncool

    September 6th, 2008 @ 2:00 pm

    Jane Austen and Maxim. You are a 21st century chick.

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  3. rhi

    September 6th, 2008 @ 2:17 pm

    Damn you, now I want a bloody mary. AND a margarita.

    Rhis last blog post..Friday Bullets: Different Area Codes Edition

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  4. rightmyer rants

    September 6th, 2008 @ 2:31 pm

    Weeds is my favorite show!!!!! I love, love, love me some Weeds!

    Rightmyer Rantss last blog post..Thursday Thirteen #11 – Bones

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  5. boss sanders

    September 6th, 2008 @ 3:28 pm

    Yay! Thanks for doing the list! You like a lot of fun and easy things. We share a lot of the same tastes!

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  6. anna

    September 6th, 2008 @ 3:33 pm

    That’s one hell of a list! This is an idea I might have to steal for myself…thanks!

    Annas last blog post..I Went, Even Though I’m Not a Fan of Nature…’Cause it Was Free, and I AM a Fan of Free!

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  7. jenn @ juggling life

    September 6th, 2008 @ 3:34 pm

    So to clarify, you’re not asking anyone to mail you weed?

    Jenn @ Juggling Lifes last blog post..Overheard Around . . . Everywhere

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  8. texan mama

    September 6th, 2008 @ 3:36 pm

    I have a really great “mommy mix cd” with 20 parenting songs. Stuff like “butterfly kisses” and “One Hot Mama”. I would totally send you a package even if I wasn’t getting one in return. Just e-mail me if you want it!

    Texan Mamas last blog post..To Buy or Not To Buy

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  9. jyl @ mommygossip

    September 6th, 2008 @ 4:03 pm

    It’s my first visit to your site. Thought I’d say hey! And, I am a fellow cheese lover myself. But… I fear if I said I needed an intervention for my cheese addiction that may actually mean I wouldn’t get to eat as much, so I am going to steer clear of intervention-type thoughts. Honestly, where would I be without cheese? Skinnier, that’s for sure. But, any diet that reduces cheese intake is seriously not one for me. I guess no dieting for me then, right? ;)

    jyl @ mommygossips last blog post..Stop! Rock! And Roll!

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  10. vanessa

    September 6th, 2008 @ 4:24 pm

    What a fun idea! I’m doing a post card round robin where we all exchange addresses then send funny postcards to bloggie friends. Come join us if you like!

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  11. shamelessly sassy

    September 6th, 2008 @ 4:54 pm

    Jenn,
    Not yet, maybe on Monday though. I’d bet it would help someone get through a Monday.
    -Amanda

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  12. tammy

    September 6th, 2008 @ 5:24 pm

    This really is a very cool idea.

    I love me some crappy romance!

    And I too am a huge Elton John fan!

    But Michael Jackson??? Seriously????

    Tammys last blog post..Bring on the empty nest!

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  13. reforminggeek

    September 6th, 2008 @ 5:40 pm

    Great list. I don’t think I could come up with that many things at one time. If you’re brave enough to say Michael Jackson, I’ll be brave and admit that I like disco music. Please do not lynch me.

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  14. writer dad

    September 6th, 2008 @ 6:41 pm

    Darn.

    I was going to send you a penis shaped calendar with the twelve best stoner comedies.

    But it smells like ass.

    Writer Dads last blog post..Poop. Put it in the Potty

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  15. polka dot mommy

    September 6th, 2008 @ 7:40 pm

    A bloggy swap… What fun! I love your list… I also adore Elton John & MJ, cheese & chocolate…

    Cheers!
    Jamie

    Polka Dot Mommys last blog post..Friday Linky Love

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  16. adventure girl wanna be

    September 6th, 2008 @ 8:01 pm

    Cool! I love tons of those things.
    Have you send gifts yet?
    Have you recieved some gifts yet? What were they?

    Wanna give me your opinion on what dress to wear over on my blob?

    Adventure girl wanna bes last blog post..My freinds- I need some help! please vote:)

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  17. adventure girl wanna be

    September 6th, 2008 @ 8:03 pm

    Yea, that’s right……….blob!

    LOL, you know what I meant:)

    Adventure girl wanna bes last blog post..My freinds- I need some help! please vote:)

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  18. mrs. schmitty

    September 6th, 2008 @ 8:41 pm

    I thought I was the only girl who liked Maxim!! It cracks me up, I love guy humor!

    Mrs. Schmittys last blog post..I’m Not A Very Good Friend

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  19. cara

    September 6th, 2008 @ 8:45 pm

    Great list! I am also addicted to cheese. I have to have some, at least a bite, every day. Also, office supplies. I LOVE them. I can’t get enough of pens, pads, binder clips, urhhhhh. *saliva pouring out of my mouth* The blog swap sounds like fun.

    Caras last blog post..Get Your Goats

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  20. rhea

    September 6th, 2008 @ 9:05 pm

    I like your list. Now you need to post your address so we can all send you stuff. hehe

    Rheas last blog post..Animal Jokes & Annie

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  21. dadthedude

    September 6th, 2008 @ 10:34 pm

    dude, you rock. I’m sending you a mixed tape now.

    dadthedudes last blog post..ass logo placement

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  22. anissa@hope4peyton

    September 6th, 2008 @ 11:57 pm

    THANK you! I love Maxim, it’s hysterical and I admit to subscribing not for hubs as I tell everyone else, but because I really DO read the articles.

    Anissa@Hope4Peytons last blog post..Next week will be better. Right?

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  23. marky

    September 7th, 2008 @ 7:23 am

    1, 12, 13, 14, 15, 37, 39.. we are twins! and many in between.
    What a fun idea.. a surprise package! As I look around here,I think I could fill your without much effort! ah.. what the heck lets just hang out drink wine, and laugh ourselves silly at some good farce comedy!

    markys last blog post..Hanna

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  24. michelle

    September 7th, 2008 @ 7:50 am

    I wonder if mailing a human really is illegal? Like, what if you overnighted yourself so there would be less chance of suffocation? Hmm…

    I guess you would just have to mark “liquid, fragile, perishable”

    Michelles last blog post..My ego is swelling

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  25. lceel

    September 7th, 2008 @ 11:00 am

    If I mail myself to you, do you promise NOT to stamp “Return To Sender” on my forehead?

    lceels last blog post..Out of gas

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  26. cocotte

    September 7th, 2008 @ 11:42 am

    I love things that smell good too! But I hate nail polish because it stinks!

    Cocottes last blog post..Bad Boys, Bad Boys, Watcha Gonna Do?

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  27. jen @ the cubicle's backporch

    September 7th, 2008 @ 12:04 pm

    The “bloggy swap” is a good idea! And that’s a great list. Including margaritas. I had a fabulous strawberry one last night!

    Jen @ The Cubicle’s Backporchs last blog post..Scene from a relationship- Love Style.

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  28. witchypoo

    September 7th, 2008 @ 3:16 pm

    I like rocks, but they’re too heavy to mail.

    witchypoos last blog post..Pimpathon

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  29. well behaved krissy

    September 7th, 2008 @ 7:30 pm

    hey thanks so much for stopping by my blog. I totally agree, the only good thing about football season is the FOOD. :)

    Well Behaved Krissys last blog post..Totally Tubular Tailgate Treats

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  30. shamelessly sassy

    September 7th, 2008 @ 8:10 pm

    I am jealous. I am in need of a good strawberry margarita.

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  31. kalyn

    September 8th, 2008 @ 1:52 pm

    Great list :)

    Kalyns last blog post..I’m not a Nag… I’m Not, I’m Not, I’m Not!!!

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  32. boss sanders - sending my love - bloggy swap: the send-off!

    September 17th, 2008 @ 1:58 pm

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