FreeBoobin’
- July 30th, 2008 8:07 pm
Yesterday, I was en route to run some errands when Adam asked me if while I was out, I would pick up the new EA sports 2009 NCAA Football game for PS3. My favorite bra was in the washer, and none of my other bras could be located. All of my errands involved drive throughs and not actually going in the store.
‘No,’ I said, ‘I can’t freeboob to K-mart.’
(Not to mention his obession with the game, and the fact that he has waited this long to get it instead of rushing to get it on the release date is a miracle.)
Which is and was certainly true, unlike him I can just freeboob around sans bra or shirt. After all, I am walking around with weapons of mass destruction on my chest. Should I enter the local K-mart without a bra on and take to walking at a swift speed, I might just black someones eye with one of these things.
You never know.
And this is where I admit that not only am I jealous of people that can go braless, both men and women, I am also jealous of men that can go shirtless. Not that I would go shirtless into a store or anything, but man, it would be nice to able to walk around my house without sans bra and shirt without anyone staring or fondling.
I bet it is nice to walk outside and have the swift breeze blowing on your chesticles without worrying about anyone calling the police on you for indecent exposure, because your weapons of mass destruction are one with the wind.
I’d love to go braless and shirtless without it being a big deal. I’m jealous of those who can.
I’m serious. Moral of this story: I’d like to hang out with my thangs out.
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July 30th, 2008 @ 8:10 pm
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July 30th, 2008 @ 8:10 pm
That’s a wicked tan you got hanging your fun bags out in the sun.
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July 30th, 2008 @ 8:10 pm
that picture made me laugh like a 12-year-old boy.
I am also jealous of those who can freeboob.
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July 30th, 2008 @ 8:11 pm
Take 2…
I actually think you legally can in NYC. Or you can go here http://www.cypresscoveresort.com/ Look at those creepy pics!
When will we see THAT turkey during thanksgiving football?
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July 30th, 2008 @ 8:22 pm
that picture…ididn’t know if i should laugh or throw up…it’s kinda disturbing!! but…hilarious!!
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July 30th, 2008 @ 8:23 pm
Excellent poultry!
I’m another closet free-boober. Never ever tried until a few years ago, thanks to a wonderful surgeon who removed over 2 pounds of boobage. Though the scars are not terribly scary, I still wear a shirt when I occasionally let the girls go free at home.
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July 30th, 2008 @ 8:29 pm
hehehehehe-hahahahaha.. that photo is great!
Me too- I’d love to go without a bra or shirt on however, I can’t- If I even made the slightest bump or jump- I’m out with two black eyes for a week. Shucks.
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July 30th, 2008 @ 8:32 pm
I had a nightmare once that I went to high school without a bra on. Or wait. Maybe that was real. Wait. Now I’m confused.
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July 30th, 2008 @ 8:32 pm
Envious of you, I am.
I could go freeboobin’; but I’d pass for a guy. Sigh.
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July 30th, 2008 @ 8:40 pm
AMEN! Freeboobin’ would be a dream come true! I am so envious of the chickees that can wear the tank tops with the skinny straps and bra built in. That would be a dream in itself to fit the girls into one. Heck, I doubt if I could even fit one of my girls in one. O.k., now I’m depressed again.
What if all the large chested ladies went freeboobin’ together? THAT would be a site, plus we’d need an ambulance on stand-by. Or three.
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July 30th, 2008 @ 8:44 pm
i have no issues with freeboobing – I encourage and support it.
Let us be the judge – upload a picture (lol)
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July 30th, 2008 @ 8:52 pm
Everything is fun and games until you get you sun-burned nipples.
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July 30th, 2008 @ 9:26 pm
I know. Why do people frown on freeboobing? I let the girls run loose around the house, but when we go out or people are over I have to house the gals.
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July 30th, 2008 @ 9:35 pm
I would never have left the house freeboobing. In fact, I never heard the term before. I’m liking it.
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July 30th, 2008 @ 9:41 pm
right there with ya. i would love to walk around in one of those tanks with the built in bras even, but that’ll never happen
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July 30th, 2008 @ 9:51 pm
acute. oh so acute. “freeboobin’” — have you added it to wikipedia yet? and the drive though errands while freeboobin, the good bra needs a wash …. i so get it. very funny.
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July 30th, 2008 @ 10:02 pm
All you have to do is walk into your local Walmart and you will see enough free boobing ladies that really shouldn’t be free boobing and I think that might make you want to put those things back in their holsters!
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July 30th, 2008 @ 10:28 pm
today while trying on tops at marshalls, there was a cute one that looked half decent if not for the ugly, bulky bra i was sporting peeking out from underneath. so i took it off — feeling all confident and apparently being on CRACK. and yeah, um. no.
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July 30th, 2008 @ 10:33 pm
Oh man! I am right there with you. THe first thing to come off once I step in the door is the bra. I hate it. I mainly want to lose weight to get back down to a bcup. C cups are way overrated. I wish the bra was never invented. Let’s join a women’s movement for boob liberation. Burn the bras out of sheer discomfort this time around. Boobs need to let loose sometimes too!
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July 30th, 2008 @ 10:41 pm
It used to be legal in Ontario, not sure if it still is. Something about having to legalize it because it was sexist to allow men to be able to walk around without a shirt on but not women.
Someone can correct me if I’m wrong…that was just the word on the nip!
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July 30th, 2008 @ 10:52 pm
me too. And that is the best picture ever!
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July 30th, 2008 @ 11:20 pm
Okay, that picture has inspired me to cook a bird to look just like that for whenever my friend has I naught girls party again (if only I could make one to look like it had man bits too. . .hmm).
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July 30th, 2008 @ 11:43 pm
I so cannot freeboob. Havent been able to for years.
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July 31st, 2008 @ 12:06 am
I completely agree. Going anywhere without a bra is going to be a public disaster for me, not to mention I can’t even exercise without wearing 392408 bras.
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July 31st, 2008 @ 12:54 am
I’m going to have eleventy billion nightmares now. maybe we just need to get a hold of some high waisted old man trousers and traipse around like that. It’ll blend right in.
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July 31st, 2008 @ 1:03 am
Oh honey. I feel so bad for you. I let the girls hang loose and proud all the time.
I can freeboob when ever I want because they are just little b-cups.
I’m gonna freeboob tomorrow and think of you. Wink.
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July 31st, 2008 @ 2:19 am
Nothing prepared me for the idea that that picture would be at the end. Awesome.
I used to camp/hike topless at a place up in one of the Washington State forests (not a campsite but “dispersed” camping wherever where there were no people), and I *loved* it. Until I got a nipple sunburn on the first day.
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July 31st, 2008 @ 3:00 am
I’ve reached that point where I have to decide, shirt out or in. Shirt in makes my belly look bigger. Buddha Belly. Now, on the other hand, I never wear undies around the house (fun gravitational thing swinging them around door jambs) but have to strap on the crotch girdle and harness the hammer when I go out. See what I’m say’in?
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July 31st, 2008 @ 4:01 am
My puppies need to be contained…I wish I could go braless! In fact when I play soccer, hockey or go running I wear 3 – yep! THREE bras…Cannot find one that does the job right!
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July 31st, 2008 @ 7:25 am
My 3-year-old is standing here and cracking up over that chicken!!! She just said, “I seem him boobies!”
HA HA HA!
I am free boobin’ right now but alas will put on a bra in a few.
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July 31st, 2008 @ 7:55 am
As far as I’m concerned you CAN free boob as much and as often and as publicly as you like. As a matter of fact, I think you should. Like right now. And take pictures. Lots of pictures. and send them to me. Yeah, that’s the ticket. Send them to me. And you can even go shirtless, if you like. Because i promise you, I will like — a lot. and more pictures, please?
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July 31st, 2008 @ 8:04 am
Hehe.. For some reason, that pictures makes me want to point and say “Boobies!”
I use to have boobs, I got skinny and now I lost them. Its kind of depressing actually.
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July 31st, 2008 @ 8:21 am
The next time I’m at a live concert, I’m going to loudly request “Freeboob”.
‘Cause that’s all I thought of when I read the title of this post.
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July 31st, 2008 @ 8:56 am
Love badass geek’s comment – hope s/he is drunk and waving a lighter when suggesting that song.
In no place on this earth would mine be considered “weapons” of any kind, but still could never “freeboob”. ((shudders))
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July 31st, 2008 @ 9:44 am
I could probably walk around K-mart braless and no one would notice. Nor would I hurt anyone with ‘em.
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July 31st, 2008 @ 10:10 am
I’m jealous of all those Free-Boobers too. I used to be one of them… then I had a baby and now my girls need constant support and TLC.
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July 31st, 2008 @ 10:14 am
I can freeboob now, but only because I had some help. Before that there was no way; not after pregnancies and gravity had taken their toll.
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July 31st, 2008 @ 10:40 am
IMO… it hurts to freeboob it! Maybe because these weapons are so BIG.
And I have a real fear of gravity… which is why I don’t run… EVER. My theory, gravity + bouncing action – adequate support = saggy, droopy, knee kissing bewbies and we all know NO ONE wants those!
That chicken picture… heh. Maybe I’ll send it to my hubby.
Cheers!
Jamie
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July 31st, 2008 @ 11:26 am
This photo is wrong on so many levels – But so DAMN funny. Miss those freeboobing years – when they were perky!!
Cheers
Cathy
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July 31st, 2008 @ 1:25 pm
I say just free boob it! I have DD’s and I own one bra. I can’t stand them and even though I know they’ll just end up saggier in the long run, I’m much happier throwing caution to the win and letting them be free
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July 31st, 2008 @ 1:38 pm
I feel your pain and share the jealous thoughts:)
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July 31st, 2008 @ 3:15 pm
That’s a scary chicken right there. Who got the breast?
I have similar weapons and no way I can go braless – but I also don’t think I’d like to. I would like to be able to wear a tube top though.
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July 31st, 2008 @ 3:26 pm
Ahahaha! Wow, that’s great! Do you think the men would fight over the turkey breast instead of the legs if all turkeys looked like that one??? *ponders*
I have a rule in my house….at no time will the girls be confined to that which is a bra. I’ve had extra extra large ta-tas since 3rd….yes 3rd, grade. Ever since the first boy thought it was funny to pop said bra I’ve hated them. I keep debating a reduction, but man….that’s expensive. I’m so there with you on the errands and free-boobin’. I’d seriously scare someone. Once, I was at a slumber party, and one of my dear friends says, ‘WHOA! Tiff, you’ve got really big boobs!’
It took her 10 years to figure that out? WHY do they look bigger without bondage anwyay????
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July 31st, 2008 @ 3:30 pm
My chesticals and me want to sign up, too. Maybe we need to find a deserted island or something!!
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July 31st, 2008 @ 3:48 pm
Once upon a time I went under the knife for a tummy tuck AND a boob reduction. I awoke to a flat as a table tummy and for some reason my still giant boobs. Something about ‘life and death’ and ‘losing blood too fast’ and they couldn’t finish the surgery. whatever. All I know is I still dream of halter tops and tube tops with NO BRA. Oh I dream people. Big dreams. Well in this case…little dreams….
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July 31st, 2008 @ 4:01 pm
I’ve said as long as I can remember; I just want my rack on it’s original shelf. I want to go braless for just a while after the boobies get their star treatment they so deserve.
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July 31st, 2008 @ 4:29 pm
Well we could all just move to Europe where apparently nobody cares about any sort of clothing whatsoever…
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July 31st, 2008 @ 7:11 pm
I’d like to free boob too. That’s not fair man.
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July 31st, 2008 @ 8:08 pm
i’ve never really had this problem. i go braless basically everwhere i go. bras kill me and make my boobs itch. but i mean, i wear them to make those babies look bigger
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July 31st, 2008 @ 9:45 pm
LOL… Don’t think I’ve ever heard the term freeboobin.
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July 31st, 2008 @ 10:44 pm
Yes, and they can pee standing up too – or into a water bottle driving down the highway. It just isn’t fair! Hmph!
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August 1st, 2008 @ 1:16 am
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August 1st, 2008 @ 11:22 am
Thanks for this post, it really cheered me up.
It’s also wonderful to know that I am not the only woman who wishes she could “freeboob” (looove that name btw!)!!
My daughter is at an age when she is praying for melons like mine and I’m wishing that some fairie would swoop in and magically make mine disappear! Irony at it’s best…
I hate underwire bras!!! I would like to meet the man who invented them and stick an uncomfortable metal ring around his balls that wraps around his torso to make his “boys” stand up better! Wouldn’t THAT be a perkie little twist? What do you think?
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August 1st, 2008 @ 4:02 pm
Interesting. . .I just posted about MY boobs as well! Great minds think alike!
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August 1st, 2008 @ 5:12 pm
I love it!!! I had the same thing happen to me today. Luckily I had an old nursing bra as back up. It didn’t look pretty nor did it fit at ALL anymore, but I had to go indoors instead of drive throughs all day today. I was not the most attractive, but I didn’t knock anyones heads off with the “twins” either.
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August 1st, 2008 @ 5:48 pm
That pic kinda creeps me out…I go bra morning to night…gotta do it!
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August 2nd, 2008 @ 8:56 pm
I freeboob it a lot since my surgical intervention. It’s awesome.
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August 3rd, 2008 @ 8:29 am
I would love to freeboob too. I love that name. I am still dreaming of the reduction that would allow that. ; )
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August 4th, 2008 @ 8:03 am
Don’t even care what it looks like. Since my last mammogram left me so tender I don’t even consider donning the devices of torture to go anywhere. I have all these layer like garments that somewhat disguise the knee-slapping action, but when it’s hot, they come off too.
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August 4th, 2008 @ 9:02 pm
“FreeBoobin’”
Never heard it called that before.
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August 7th, 2008 @ 4:09 pm
I would LOVE to be able to go braless!!! Everyone thinks ‘oh, I would love to have your chest!’, but NO YOU WOULDNT! it sucks! i would love to be able to wear a strapless dress, or a tube top, without hurting people!!!
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August 10th, 2008 @ 4:33 pm
Now that\’s something to think about. Glad I stopped by – keep up the good work.Ciao!
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September 16th, 2008 @ 11:03 am
Great post ! I want to know when you update your blog, where can i subscribe to your blog?
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June 4th, 2009 @ 12:01 am
Cool!
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