I’m Going To Eat Your Skin Off.
- May 28th, 2008 8:07 pm
" This beef jerky tastes like shit," my husband confirmed to yesterday.
"We don’t have any beef jerky!?!" I replied, a bit confused.
"Yes we do, it’s in the bag on the counter," he shot back.
"Did you eat it?" I asked.
"Yes, that’s how I knew that it tasted like shit."
"Yeah, that was dog treat beef jerkey….for dogs." I replied, snickering.
‘Oh…." he said, wearing and embarrassed look on his face.
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Latest threat from the three year old,
"I’m going to eat your skin off!"
And she says it so seriously. When my mother told her bye yesterday after we went for a walk (my mom is one of my neighbors), she told allie, "try not to eat anyone’s skin off" jokingly.
"I have to,Mimi" Allie said, with the most serious look on her face. Like that it was her job. Allie, professional skin eater.
kids.
(By the way, she is not actually doing any skin eating. she mostly just eats bananas.)
May 28th, 2008 @ 8:19 pm
So I’m thinking by this post, your family has odder eating habits than mine. Only just though.
Hubby eats doggie treats, and the 3yo eats skin. Interesting or weird – that is the question.
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May 28th, 2008 @ 8:26 pm
Sorry, but I had to laugh at your hubby eating dog treats. I won’t even eat REAL beef jerky for people!!
Yikes!
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May 28th, 2008 @ 9:01 pm
LOL. That’s awesome. I would never let my hubby forget that one!
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May 28th, 2008 @ 9:09 pm
Way to raise a Hannibal!
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May 28th, 2008 @ 9:16 pm
ok, now i’m not so worried that my kids are the only weirdos. (:
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May 28th, 2008 @ 9:19 pm
There are some WEEEEEEEEIRD eating habits in your house – that’s my conclusion.
Maybe you need to feed everybody more food so they don’t have to result to cannibalism and/or eating dog food.
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May 28th, 2008 @ 9:20 pm
I totally grabbed my mouth in horror when I read that your hubs ate that dog jerky. Uck……
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May 28th, 2008 @ 10:00 pm
Kids eating skin and husband eating dog treats.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO THEM?!
hee hee.
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May 28th, 2008 @ 10:09 pm
Whew. I thought you were going to say he was eating actual shit, but then thought that couldn’t be right.
And at first I laughed at the skin eating comment, but if I have nightmares tonight about cannibalistic preschoolers, I will get you back.
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May 28th, 2008 @ 10:32 pm
#1-LMAO at your husband. No offense to husband.
#2-I will be using “I’m going to eat your skin off” with next argument with Mr. Honeybell. With the same level of seriousness. Just to see the look on his face.
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May 28th, 2008 @ 10:45 pm
Really, what is there to say to those two snippets?
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May 29th, 2008 @ 12:31 am
Lol! I keep thinking about what dog jerky treats smell like and wonder how he could have mistaken them! So funny!
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May 29th, 2008 @ 2:23 am
Dog food and skin.
YUM!
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May 29th, 2008 @ 3:33 am
Great jerky story! We got my husband to eat Pup-aroni once and the reaction was pretty much the same.
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May 29th, 2008 @ 4:50 am
TOO FRIGGIN HILARIOUS
and of course Im now wondering —as an avowed jerky addict—what it tasted like
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May 29th, 2008 @ 6:16 am
Hopefully, your husband won’t next start scratching himself all over your furniture and licking himself in embarrassing places in front of company!!
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May 29th, 2008 @ 7:43 am
Oh, your husband and daughter have some great comments!! I LOVE that your hubby ended up eating dog treats. I would tease my hubby about it for weeks!
Your daughter is adorable. Just such a cutie. lol
Great post. Thanks for making me laugh this morning!
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May 29th, 2008 @ 7:55 am
Haha! I think guys will eat anything. LMAO!
Where in the world did she get “eat your skin off”?? The things kids come up with will always amaze me! Ha!
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May 29th, 2008 @ 8:14 am
I think I would have to revisit that “jerky” moment many, many times in years to come
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May 29th, 2008 @ 8:22 am
ROFL, too funny! One time when I was little, my dad came home from work, picked up the spoon from the counter, and used it to taste my mom’s gravy. She came into the kitchen after that, and he said, ‘G, this gravy tastes great, but is it a new recipe? I mean, it’s really gritty. What’d you add to it?’ She asked him if he had used the big spoon on the counter, and he said he had, and she looked at him and said, ‘Well, R, that’s the spoon Brea just used to dig a bunch of potatoes out of the garden. It was covered in dirt.’ Very abashedly, he ‘Oh, well, I guess that explains it.’ We still tease him about it.
I’m totally going to use the ‘eat your skin off’ line on my husband. I can’t wait to see how he reacts.
~Brea
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May 29th, 2008 @ 8:45 am
HAHAHA!! I’ve heard of kids eating dogfood, but the hubby? That is hilarious!
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May 29th, 2008 @ 9:25 am
Too great; my daughter has been craving beef jerky lately, maybe I will just buy her a bag of the dog kind. I highly doubt she will notice the difference.
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May 29th, 2008 @ 9:49 am
Bwahahahah!!!
You know that commercial where the dog is going spastic about “bacon”? Yeah…I guess hubby didn’t feel that bliss? LOL
As for your daughter! I LOVE it! What’ll be really creepy is if you wake up one day and she’s just sitting there staring at you.
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May 29th, 2008 @ 10:31 am
WHERE the hell did she get that?? Eat your skin off?! WTF?! That’s kinda hilarious.
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May 29th, 2008 @ 10:33 am
this could be my favorite post of yours.
also, i could have peed my pants a little. maybe.
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May 29th, 2008 @ 10:36 am
I love that he was all CHEEZED OFF about the nasty beef jerky. Like it was the BEEF JERKY’S fault, or possibly even YOURS for BUYING the beef jerky.
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May 29th, 2008 @ 11:30 am
Your daughter is so hilarious! Yes, I know all too well about the insane seriousness of three year old threats that come out of no where! My daughter is still queen of them, and she’s 6! BTW, where’s my response to an email I sent ya days ago? Hm? I quote: “Im all caught up now, so I promise to respond”……
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May 29th, 2008 @ 11:47 am
I’m still cracking up about your husband eating the dog treat – LOL!
I wonder if Allie means it like she wants to eat your skin off coz she loves you SO much? Like how I say I want to bite those chubby legs on a baby? Nah, she probably means it in a different way. =)
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May 29th, 2008 @ 12:07 pm
That is just awesome.. your daughter eats skin (or HAS to) and your husband has taken to dog treats..nice of them to continue giving you blogging material!
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May 29th, 2008 @ 12:22 pm
That beef jerky story is perfectly told–I laughed out loud.
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May 29th, 2008 @ 1:03 pm
I learned a long time ago, just because it’s laying there and it looks edible doesn’t mean I should try to eat it. Or drink it. Oh, yeah, I learned all about that stuff.
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May 29th, 2008 @ 1:42 pm
So, is your last name Lecter? My husband and his dad actually ate a whole bag of dog treats once, and my dad ate some too. What’s with men and dog treats?
The title should bring some interesting Googlers your way.
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May 29th, 2008 @ 1:55 pm
AH yes, the great “what shall we eat tonight? dog food or human flesh?” debate…
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May 29th, 2008 @ 2:12 pm
I remember in grade school and my friend dared me to eat dog jerky treats. Sad to say they weren’t half bad….
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May 29th, 2008 @ 2:23 pm
YOur hubs ate dog treats?? Bwahaha! Awesome.
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May 29th, 2008 @ 2:43 pm
He ate the dog treats – that’s too funny!
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May 29th, 2008 @ 4:12 pm
Have you seen the commercial where the two guys give their blind friend dog food and tell him it’s dip? And he says something like “this is the best dip ever!”
Maybe it’s just a matter of taste.
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May 29th, 2008 @ 4:24 pm
And that is why we love husbands and children. Where else could we find that kind of entertainment?
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May 29th, 2008 @ 4:27 pm
Husbands are retarded.
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May 29th, 2008 @ 4:34 pm
Both excellent sources fo protein.
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May 29th, 2008 @ 6:05 pm
Oh my goodness too funny!!!
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May 29th, 2008 @ 7:52 pm
okay so how many points on WW are either skin or dog jerky?? I think I must go look it up!
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May 29th, 2008 @ 9:08 pm
LMAO! Cook for those people!!
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May 29th, 2008 @ 9:58 pm
TWO LOL’s! Thank you very much!
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May 29th, 2008 @ 10:59 pm
Darn. If only your husband had eaten pig ears. We use to buy those for our dogs. Pig ears in a bag. Yum.
Alright, I gotta go eat my skin off before I turn in for the night.
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May 30th, 2008 @ 12:29 am
Which probably explains why dogs like people food so much. it tastes way better, right?
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May 30th, 2008 @ 8:47 am
Did your hubby hurl after eating the dog jerky? Eww.
And methinks someone has been watching some Hannibal Lecter movies on the sly. Must be her imaginary gang friend’s influence.
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May 30th, 2008 @ 10:04 am
I knew this darling little old lady who absolutely loved to shop at the dollar store because things were so much cheaper. So she didn’t question it when she found a huge bin of canned tuna marked 5 for a dollar. She bought 5 cans, went home, and had one for lunch. Later that afternoon, one of her sisters stopped by, and she told her about the great deal she’d gotten on the tuna, but that it had seemed a little tough and chewy. Her sister looked at one of the remaining cans and said, “Well, no wonder! It’s got a cat on the label and it’s called tuna feast!”
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May 31st, 2008 @ 12:12 am
Hahahahaha- go read my blog- Paisley said THE funniest thing the other morning!
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May 31st, 2008 @ 7:36 am
OMG. Nasty on both accounts!
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May 31st, 2008 @ 10:08 am
Thanks for the disclaimer at the end. Otherwise I may have been worried.
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May 31st, 2008 @ 10:59 am
Oh yeah, and I really love your header. did you design it?
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May 31st, 2008 @ 8:49 pm
HA! I love the comment about the old lady and the tuna.
I swear if I shop with all my kids I always come home with something unexpected. Thank God, I haven’t actually gotten to the eating dog food part yet.
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June 1st, 2008 @ 1:37 pm
Eating someone’s skin off is a pretty good threat, actually. Although hard to carry out, I imagine.
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