“You’re Going to Go Tell the Internet. Aren’t You?”
- January 30th, 2008 5:27 pm
“I can’t believe you told the internet about Martin* pooping on the couch,” Adam said.
“I know. I tell the internet A LOT of stuff. But the internet LOVED that someone had pooped on our couch,” I answered.
“What do you tell the internet about me?”
“Oh, just little things here and there– like shaving random spots patches of hair on your body, and I sometimes I write poems about your superior mess making skills.”
“All of that stuff?”
“Yes!” I said, walking into the other room.
Then, I hear him ask, “You’re going to go tell the internet we just had this conversation, aren’t you?”
“You know it.”
“You better not tell them about the time my pants split open when I wasn’t wearing underwear!!” He fired back, very seriously.
“ha-ha. That’ll be tomorrow! I can’t talk about butt related things two days in a row!!”
“Are you really going to tell them,” he asked.
“You know it!”
*Name changed to protect the filthy.
January 30th, 2008 @ 6:37 pm
Like any thing is off limits….well, when it comes to “them” nothing is off limits….the men in our lives should know this already!!!
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January 30th, 2008 @ 7:35 pm
Funny!! My husband says the same sort of thing, like I said earlier, posting my hairy leg and all. I’m gonna do it, I swear.
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January 30th, 2008 @ 7:37 pm
Haha! He seems really good about it! That’s awesome.
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January 30th, 2008 @ 8:00 pm
Once, my husband said, “You should blog this.”
I did.
He’s not said it since.
But he will.
He just never learns.
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January 30th, 2008 @ 8:16 pm
Oooh, I hope he doesn’t find your blog online
Sadly, hubby reads mine. He knows where it lives since he does some of the back-end. So the conversation goes,
“hun, please don’t read my blog today.”
*eye roll* “What did I do NOW?”
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January 30th, 2008 @ 8:22 pm
I absolutely LOVE telling the Internet like EVERYTHING, what good is a hilarious story if you don’t share it with the entire world?
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January 30th, 2008 @ 8:41 pm
Too funny! I’m lucky my S.O. hasn’t found my blog yet so I’m off the hook for now.
January 30th, 2008 @ 9:02 pm
My husband seems to have NO interest in my blog, so it appears that all poop stories have the go…
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January 30th, 2008 @ 9:42 pm
I have to ask…why wasn’t he wearing underwear?
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January 30th, 2008 @ 9:55 pm
everytime something happens in my house…my husband wants to know if i’m going to go and tell my bloggy friends. and, yes…he uses the word bloggy…because i do…copycat!!!
sucks to have your pants split when you don’t wear undies…and, i wouldn’t know anything about that!! not.at.all!
January 30th, 2008 @ 10:00 pm
Every time the husband says something embarrassing he immediately says, “You CANNOT blog about this!”
I think I may have a problem…
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January 30th, 2008 @ 10:29 pm
Eeeeek! I just tried to post a comment and got miles of coding telling me that your MySQL database had disappeared!
Scary stuff.
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January 30th, 2008 @ 10:46 pm
That’s great that he’s got a sense of humor about it.
My hubby is still in that phase where he just makes fun of me endlessly.
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January 31st, 2008 @ 12:29 am
Any time my husband says something funny, he says, “You should put THAT in your blog.” I tell him most people have to audition first.
January 31st, 2008 @ 12:52 am
Love it!! Hubbys are so silly sometimes…..LOL
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January 31st, 2008 @ 1:39 am
Heh. I love it–I can totally relate. My husband will tell me not to write anything unfavorable about him, then he’ll relate something unfavorable that I “really should” write–about him.
Is it funny that I came over here to visit right after I posted something about toilets?
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January 31st, 2008 @ 9:35 am
I am SO GLAD the my wife doesn’t blog. I’m also kinda glad she doesn’t read blogs, either.
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January 31st, 2008 @ 10:26 am
Hahaha. This is the part of blogging I’m missing out on. Talking about the hubby.
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January 31st, 2008 @ 10:33 am
Wow… butt-talk two days in a row! Mucho-impressed!
As for Weight Watchers, one of my boyfriends friends lost like 60 pounds on it, so I jumped on the bandwagon. And they do have ‘vegetarian specific’ stuff. It works if you stick to it, or so I hear!
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January 31st, 2008 @ 11:05 am
I choked on my grapefruit juice reading that. I’m need to make sure I tell the internet more things…
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January 31st, 2008 @ 11:37 am
Hilarious! Maybe I could blog about my husband more if he stopped taking all these damn business trips!!
Your poem, OMG! Loved it!
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January 31st, 2008 @ 1:18 pm
hey there! i’m sushi from manila.
got your site from the bloggies and i have to say, i think imma be frequenting your blog. i like the way you write
i bet your hubby secretly wishes you’d write about him more often hehehe!
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January 31st, 2008 @ 3:38 pm
I can only imagine how many similar conversations were going on with other blogger and their SOs… too funny. (My son asks me the same question all the time, my husband knows better than to be me fodder. =))
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January 31st, 2008 @ 5:45 pm
LOL! You really are shameless.
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January 31st, 2008 @ 5:50 pm
Look like you need a pair of ThinkGeek “I’m bloggin this!” panties!!
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February 1st, 2008 @ 11:29 am
I love it.. nothing is off limits in my house.. unless of course I am wrong.. LOL
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February 1st, 2008 @ 3:00 pm
That’s why my husband just pretends like I don’t blog. He knows he’d rather NOT know what I’m talking to the internet about.
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February 2nd, 2008 @ 11:34 pm
My wife makes comments to me like… “You Better Not Post That on Your Blog!” For the most part I will post funny things about my kids and people, but the wife is off limits… For the most part…
Just Blog Hopping while my 3 sons are sleeping…
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