Leg Hair: The Anti-Spawn
- January 26th, 2008 5:27 pm
Disclaimer: I am not serious about this at all. So if you ended up here by google searching birth control methods or asking your Great Aunt Sally what she did, do not take this seriously! What do I know?
The ginger, Allie, is sick today. The day has been busied with coughing, crankiness, and number two-ing. While sitting in the bathroom with her during her sixth go ’round with the toilet, I started thinking very seriously about finding a diligent type of birth control.
That’s when it came to me!
Ladies, there is a simple solution. After some of the confessions in the last post, I know think some of you will be game for this grand idea.
Instead of attaching patches to our arms, taking pills, using barrier methods, or inserting spring like pieces of plastic into our nether regions (IUDs, what did you think I meant?) we should just STOP shaving our legs and armpits.
That’s right. It is really that simple. Just tell your razor to piss off.
Now, I am not suggesting that this action will hinder ovulation in any way. But–I am suggesting that the mere act of dumping the razor could possibly hinder the need for you to worry about ovulation. If you know what I mean..;)
Why hasn’t anyone thought of this before?
I’ll tell you what. Since this was my ingenious little plan, I’ll try this out for the next week or two, and I guess in 9 months we’ll know if it worked or not.
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January 26th, 2008 @ 5:33 pm
see…my hubby doesn’t care if i have any type of body hair…my best defense is…not showering!!! so, if i’m mad at him, and withholding favors…i don’t shower. if i’m not in the mood…i don’t shower! and, various other reasons…i don’t shower. because…it’s not the hair that he finds offense…it’s certain odors!!! if you smell what i’m cooking!
January 26th, 2008 @ 7:06 pm
I’m so glad the only bit of me I have to shave is my face. And I’m so glad I can use an electric shaver to do it. It would look like the shower scene from Psycho every morning otherwise.
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January 26th, 2008 @ 8:08 pm
*sigh* Doesn’t work over here.
January 26th, 2008 @ 9:07 pm
If that worked, we’d have never made it out of the stone age. Never underestimate a man’s desire for … diversion from hunting and gathering. (Thanks for pimpin the hop!!)
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January 26th, 2008 @ 9:46 pm
So if I shave my legs and armpits with that prevent my wife from getting pregnant? I’m willing to try anything. Two
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January 26th, 2008 @ 10:05 pm
So, you are saying if I actually, finally manage to get pregnant this month, it is because I shaved my legs?
Genius! Why didn’t I try this sooner?
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January 26th, 2008 @ 10:19 pm
I think that’s a fantastic idea!
And congratulations on the Bloggie nomination.
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January 26th, 2008 @ 10:40 pm
You should stop shaving your legs, underarms and your………
Worked great for me when I was preggers! 
Congrats on the nomination!!!
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January 27th, 2008 @ 12:23 am
Sounds good to me! I’m just a little too chicken to follow through, though.
January 27th, 2008 @ 12:38 am
This wouldn’t work at my house but I advise against rash experimentation. What if, by some strange fluke, this makes your husband wild and he begs you not to shave ever again? Next thing you know he stops brushing his teeth and it all goes downhill fast after that.
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January 27th, 2008 @ 7:34 am
Unshaved legs and flannel PJs could work in combination as no birth control method is 100%…
Hee hee!
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January 27th, 2008 @ 11:33 am
Hmmm is that what I am single, because I dont shave my legs? Although I actually did for once the other night, I was in the baths for two hours and used seven razors, so maybe my luck will change
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January 27th, 2008 @ 1:51 pm
Been there…Done that! My hubby just pretends he is on an exotic trip where the women are sexy if they have pit hair!!
LOL!
Hurry, put a patent on this idea before someone else does!!!
Your funny! Thanks for stopping by my blog!
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January 27th, 2008 @ 2:47 pm
Does not work here either! I wish!
I just have to look at my twin toddlers and remember that my odds are 1 in 8 of having another set. That alone is better birth control than any of the others
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January 27th, 2008 @ 3:10 pm
Hahaha. Good thought but I just can’t stand the feel of long leg hair rubbing on the inside of my jeans. *shudder* Creeps me out. lol
Blog Hopping along…
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January 27th, 2008 @ 7:37 pm
Let me tell you, not shaving in no way deters them from trying to get with you. Serioulsy, they’re men! They’d do you if you were wearing a green face mask and had curlers in your hair…they might close their eyes, but they’d still do it.
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January 27th, 2008 @ 8:59 pm
You’re kidding, right? The leg hairs tickle, thereby heightening the erotic sensations one feels, and the armpit hairs just give you something else to hang onto. Now - if you want foolproof defenses, just stop brushing your teeth and eat lots of whatever it is that gives you pimples. Oh, and forget that you own any deodorant. On the other hand, if you live anywhere south of the Ohio River and east of the Mississippi, you will have become a Beauty Queen.
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January 27th, 2008 @ 9:14 pm
I believe you have single-handedly discovered the reason why Europe’s birth rate is so low!
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January 28th, 2008 @ 4:57 pm
Amen, amen, 100 times amen.
Things I hate: boys who find it funny to graze their fingers against unshaven legs and pretend to cut themselves in the process. Ha. ha. I’m laughing a lot, boys.
Sometimes, I wish it DID really cut them. That’d show ‘em.
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February 1st, 2008 @ 8:52 pm
Love the weekend bloghopping and I hate shaving my legs!
April 18th, 2008 @ 9:04 am
women should shave legs and men - nooo
just imho.
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