Mommy, I Know A Bad Word!!
- January 20th, 2008 1:55 pm
Adam and I were sitting in our living room casually discussing something random like our electric bill or how cool it would be if Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory was a real place that you could visit, when Allie walks up to join the conversation.
“Mommy,” she interjects, “I know what is a bad word!”
Due to the phrasing of her question, I was falsely under the impression that she was going to give me her definition of what a bad word happens to be. (I know. ..I know.)
Ever so curious, I bravely asked, “What does it mean when a word is a bad word?”
“A bad word means it’s bad. Like when someone says OH MY SHITS!!”
I just continued to look at her, nod, and try to explain the obvious while my husband was about to burst from laughter and had to go to the other room so that she wouldn’t see him. It isn’t funny that she broke out a curse word like it was job. But the way she used it was terribly amusing.
All I have to say about this situation is OH MY SHITS! 
January 20th, 2008 @ 2:41 pm
Okay First: The New Theme is Gawgeous! I love it!!! You did a fabulous job.
Second: “oh my shits”! ROFL!!!
How ever did you keep a straight face? That face saying that. I would have been rolling. That is too cute!!!
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January 20th, 2008 @ 4:28 pm
Hey, at least she didn’t do it in the middle of the supermarket or somewhere…
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January 20th, 2008 @ 4:40 pm
OMG… I would have burst out laughing too… good for you for being a controlled mommy.
Incredibly cute pic, BTW.
Maureen
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January 20th, 2008 @ 5:40 pm
but…just look at that face!! she is so cute!!! i hope you beat the shits out of her for saying that!!!
as you know, from a past post of mine…i can’t completely and utterly relate!!!
xoxo
hope you’re having a great weekend!
January 20th, 2008 @ 5:48 pm
Kids are so funny at her age. Both my daughters said their first “bad” words in very public places.
January 20th, 2008 @ 7:11 pm
LOL! I wouldn’t have been able to keep a straight face!
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January 20th, 2008 @ 7:35 pm
haha, that’s adorable!
January 20th, 2008 @ 8:08 pm
What an adorable picture!! I love the things that kids say, especially when they are so serious about it!!
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January 20th, 2008 @ 8:39 pm
Ha ha! At least she *knows* it’s a bad word so she isn’t likely to bust out with it in the middle of the grocery store!!
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January 20th, 2008 @ 8:48 pm
She. Is. Adorable. And funny.
And so it begins, my friend. And so it begins.
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January 20th, 2008 @ 8:51 pm
LMAO!!!!!! When I read the line “OH MY SHITS!”… I spit a little on the screen
I need to come here prepared…..
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January 20th, 2008 @ 9:09 pm
That tickled me
It could of been a lot worse!
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January 20th, 2008 @ 9:26 pm
HA HA! How I wish I could say we have not been in a similar situation, many, many times. Too funny.
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January 20th, 2008 @ 9:46 pm
Oh that’s too funny… how cute.
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January 20th, 2008 @ 10:29 pm
i always think it is cute when toddlers say “bad words.” you can’t punish them, you just want to laugh uncontrollably.
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January 20th, 2008 @ 10:42 pm
thank you!!! you’re awesome!
January 20th, 2008 @ 11:46 pm
LOL Kids are great with the “Sentence Enhancers” (Patrick from Sponge Bob)
I have heard just a few from my boys…(7.5 and 3.5) I am sure they will teach the baby (Due Anyday) some good ones too…
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January 21st, 2008 @ 12:51 am
I hope you got out the video camera and taped her saying it one more time. Just because.
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January 21st, 2008 @ 10:06 am
I am with OhMommy.. it is just the beginnging.. LOL
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January 21st, 2008 @ 12:44 pm
It’s hard not to laugh when they say a bad word, but at the same time, you’ve got to teach them. Ethan says “ohh shitttt” all the time… thanks to my hubby!
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January 21st, 2008 @ 12:57 pm
SHe is too cute and seriously? Looks like mine did at that age. Honest.
I blogged about this quite awhile back … but can’t be bothered to go look for it … so here’s one conversation I will always remember:
Daughter: MOMMY!!! MY MUSIC PLAYER WON’T WORK!!!
Me: Is the power on?
Daughter: Well I plugged in the umbilical cord!!!
Seriously.
*sigh* I wish she were still that young.
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January 21st, 2008 @ 8:28 pm
LOL! Oh my shits? That is officially my favorite new saying.
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January 22nd, 2008 @ 5:08 pm
Hee hee hee. I may have to add that to my vocabulary. Out of earshot of the little folks, of course.
Reminds me of when I dropped a new bottle of milk on the floor and my oldest said, “Mom, you forgot to say ‘oh crap’!”
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January 23rd, 2008 @ 11:31 pm
oh, that’s too funny! when we were staying with my parents at Christmas, my little 2 year old niece said “shit”…of course Zander was standing right there, and spent the next 30 minutes walking around saying “shit shit shit…”! nice!
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February 3rd, 2008 @ 7:47 pm
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