NoSleepaPoolaza 2008
- January 6th, 2008 5:11 pm
Someone in this household, I won’t mention any names, decided to stage a coup d’etat last night. Yes, a certain redhead decided to forgo any household rules regarding sleeping habits by awakening from sleep at 10 pm and not returning to such a state until 4 a.m.
Apparently, the unidentified suspect was apparently under the impression that while she was sleeping her parents slipped off to do exotic things like drink the tears of a unicorn or play hopscotch with the Queen of England. I MUST STOP THIS, she thought.
Ultimately, said suspect has left her parents (and herself) tired and grumpy.
During, Nosleepapoolaza 2008, I managed to trip and bust my butt on our hardwood floors at least three times. Since I like for others to laugh at me just as much as I laugh at myself, I will document the best of the falls:
I walk out of our bathroom and slip on a pair of socks someone (the male in our home) decided to discard in the middle of the floor.
I caught myself from that fall, because as a clumsy person, I am familiar with such incidents.
After catching myself, I proceed to hop to my bed, but ultimately end up tripping AGAIN over the shoes the male someone also left in the middle of the floor.
I did not recover as well from this slip.
It ended with me busting my butt on the floor (HARD), and yelling various swears at Adam (lots of ‘em, i promise).
NoSleepaPoolaza 2008 has left me tired, grumpy, and bruised. Amuse me world wide web, amuse me.
January 6th, 2008 @ 6:44 pm
I lurve your style, Baby!
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January 6th, 2008 @ 9:01 pm
i do stuff like that all the time! especially walk into walls/corners & such.
i guess running on no sleep would make it even worse!
you’re a great writer, this made me laugh.
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January 6th, 2008 @ 9:38 pm
oh, you poor, poor little lamb…hehehehe…er…so, how ya doing? this one time, i was running down the hall and smacked into the corner or a wall…eye first…huge bruise in a line from eyebrow to cheekbone…really purdy…thank god for huge sunglasses…it was all very glam
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January 6th, 2008 @ 11:55 pm
I’m laughing my ass off, not at you, but because we have had many encore performances of NoSleepaPoolaza over here. And are you trying to tell me that you don’t drink unicorn tears or hang with the Queen while your daughter is asleep? I just don’t buy it.
Oops, gotta go. That’ll be the Queen at the door.
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January 7th, 2008 @ 7:10 am
Are you kidding me? You don’t need just humans to do this. My dogs leave things in the middle of the floor that I trip over as well as waking me up in the middle of the night but nothing beats the episode of me falling out of bed from a water bug in the middle of the night.
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January 7th, 2008 @ 9:47 am
Aw, sounds like quite the night. I love the humor in your writing.
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January 7th, 2008 @ 11:54 am
You live in a danger zone it seems.
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January 7th, 2008 @ 1:44 pm
Oh it sounds like you night was full of fun! Welcome to my word! I can not even remember when I had a good nights sleep without being up half the night!
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January 7th, 2008 @ 3:20 pm
Ouch! Poor you, so sorry!
I hope that you get the suspect under control and that these midnight shenanigans cease and desist immediately!!
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January 7th, 2008 @ 4:08 pm
Oy! I would demand a refund for my NoSleepaPoolaza 2008 tickets!!!
Hope tonight you can attend NoInterruptSleepaPoolaza 2008.
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January 7th, 2008 @ 4:59 pm
This may sound callous… But it’s always nice to hear that someone else out there is as clumsy as me! LOL. The line about you catching yourself because you’re familiar with such incidents could have come out of my auto-biography.
I hope that you get some sleep soon, honey!!
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January 7th, 2008 @ 7:11 pm
not too long ago, you and i were talking about people falling and how we laughed at them.
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! hope you have a better night tonight
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January 7th, 2008 @ 7:30 pm
I’ve been holding my own NoSleepaPalooza since July of 2007. I can count on one hand how many times my 5-month-old has slept through the night!! Although, I do not envy your being up for that long . . . that bites!
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January 7th, 2008 @ 7:32 pm
PS: LOOK it shows my last blog post. yaya. how it was fixed, i will n
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January 7th, 2008 @ 11:38 pm
Oh dear! At least you had sleep deprivation to blame. I am just naturally that uncoordinated! Ouch!
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