The Mange-Man
- October 9th, 2007 4:42 pm
When Adam and I first met, he really wasn’t all that hairy of a guy. He was hairy in a minimalistic sort of way. The hair existed, but it wasn’t out of control…yet. However, it’s been almost five years now and the hair growth has snowballed out of control. Not that I mind, I love him..hairy or not.
However, I sometimes like to involve myself in trickery of sorts. When he is sleeping, I will randomly shave a couple of spots bald so that he looks like he has the mange. haha. It’s all in good fun. The best part of this is that I will then act totally surprised about the missing hair spots later, and be all like, “WHY IN THE HELL DO YOU HAVE RANDOM BALD SPOTS ON YOUR CHEST??? DO YOU HAVE THE MANGE??? CAN PEOPLE GET IT?? WHAT’S GOING ON???”
Of course, he just stares at me blankly a look that says, “Seriously?? You really thought I would wake up and think I had mange?”
Yeah…he doesn’t think it is near as funny as I do. But that’s okay, I’m still doing it. And still laughing. This is a prime example of how hyped up I can become even when I know I am the only person laughing at my actions. It’s out of control really…
PS. I tried to google some sort of picture to serve as an example of my treacherous acts involving un razoir. However, googling “hairy man with bald spots” didn’t really produce anything I would show to the masses (the one or two of you that read).
October 10th, 2007 @ 2:43 am
That’s amazing.
October 10th, 2007 @ 1:34 pm
LOL. that’s hilarious. my hubby is hairy. not out of control hairy, but he may get that way on down the road. i like that he has hair, it’s sexy.
October 10th, 2007 @ 5:11 pm
WOW.
lolol. billy is like… not hairy at all really. the funny part is i’ll find like 4 random ones… *shaves them off wildly*
October 15th, 2007 @ 1:10 pm
ahaha that’s such a terribly obvious and equally brilliant prank!