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  • August 2nd, 2007 10:56 pm

    So, I went to a Mary Kay party tonight which basically resulted in me coming home looking like a truck-stop hooker.  I hardly wear any make up.  I wear lip-gloss, mascara, eyeshadow, and eyeliner.  Most of the time, I’m not even wearing all of those things at the same time.  My eyeshadow is basically just sheer.  I might as well not even wear it at all.  Probably, I don’t look like a clown or a roadwhore right now; however,  I feel like one.

I have on foundation, bronzer, blush, several moisturizers, three different eyeshadows, eye liner, mascara, lip liner, and some crazy lipstick with a really shady name like ‘Apricot Sunset’ or something insane like that.  This is an insane amount of make-up.  I can’t believe people really cake this much stuff on their faces.  Mine feels so nasty right now.

Aside from the fact that I rarely wear make-up, I refuse to pay the insane prices for make-up.  I’m Mary Kate and Ashley make-up all the way which is sad but true.  I bought the lipgloss one day as a joke. Because I have a cousin that swears her kids look like them.  And, they don’t….at all.  My mom and I make fun of her for it all the time.  We’ll point out the least Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen looking people ever…like Adam Sandler..and be like, “OH, THERE’S MARY KATE!”  So, then I tried the joke lipgloss…and it was awesome.  I seriously use their lipgloss and bronzer.  I do have some Mary Kay mascara but it was clearance from a salesperson my mother-in-law knows who was selling all her products or something.

I hope I never in my life start wearing the ridiculous amount of make-up I have on right now. This is insane.  It’s borderline Tammy Faye Baker.  (Sorry Tammy, R.I.P :) )

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comments

  1. kalen

    August 3rd, 2007 @ 1:54 pm

    i’ve been toning down my amount of makeup lately.

    it’s hard for me to do – i don’t like the “natural” look because i look young and ppl actually don’t respect me as much. it’s frustrating.

    mary kay makeup breaks me out like no other.

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  2. a girl gone mad

    August 3rd, 2007 @ 6:02 pm

    I was gifted with some lovely smelling Mary Kay body scrub and lotion for Christmas. It makes my skin itch.

    I have become one of *those* hippies I always swore I’d never be. I never wear any makeup, unless I’m feeling particularly like I want to be super!glam barbie and my best friend is taking me out on a “date.”

    So why do I have so much damned makeup in my bathroom? Because I’m a sucker for PRETTY PACKAGES, that’s why. I can stroll through the makeup section at Target for hours. Sephora is bad mojo for me, because, what with the being poor, I almost want to CRY at the PRETTY THINGS I CANNOT BUY BECAUSE THEY ARE SO PRETTY AND EXPENSIVE.

    I have like, nine shimmery pink eye shadows. There is no reason for this. I do not wear makeup! I do not wear shimmery pink eye shadow! The packaging! It is evil! It must be stopped!

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  3. shmazzy

    August 5th, 2007 @ 6:50 pm

    Well, I used to be one of those freaks who was against wearing any sort of makeup.

    That was until I started having to meet new people everyday with the volunteer work — so I put foundation to cover up my acne scars, so that I can at least look human.

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